It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off. Hey Plain, Hey McNowhere, Hey Strebor, Hey anyfuckinbody!!!!! don't help out, don't go out of your way, and maybe put a little musing on the wall here at the Ville. Nooooooo! to difficult, let the Simpleton do it....WELL THE SIMPLETON HAS BEEN POUNDING THE FUCKIN HIGHWAYS AND BYEWAYS OF THIS GREAT LAND, WHILE THE ONLY THING YOU DO, YEAH YOU PLAIN IS POUND YOUR BALLS WITH THE REST OF THOSE TOADS...FUCKIN GALL ME MAN.....Anyway, how are ya everybody..me workin again, I knew I was driving the bus to hell, I just didn't know I already did it...nah, life be what it be....
Just found out our annual trip this year is too NORTH WILDWOOD!!! now normally I would pitch a bitch about that, now don't say anything but, it is not where you go, but who you are with..that is all that counts..October the13th lift off...Night of October 13th,,. most of us won't know where we are nor will we care...
Saw where some dude killed his wife and boiled her to get rid of the evidence...Must have had some pretty large kitchen utensils. unless he invited the Hot N' Tots and they brought one of those big iron pots and had a cook out...
Saw where that idiot from Iran was preaching Nuclear Fission at the U.N. drop one on one of his cities, and say see that is why we don't want you to have a nuclear bomb...They can really fuck you up...Hello!! Hello!! Hello!!! Hmmmmm!! no answer.
To the General...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! See you on the 13th, I will get you the best suite available, then me and you will bunk up for the week...I am bringing Meere.....LOL!! Have a good day everybody....
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What happened to the 26th & 27th? North Wildwood, did you say North Wildwood? Headed there next weekend with the girl cousins for our annual get-together. Looking forward to it! Have a great weekend everybody!
Yep, North Wildwood, shame your cousins aren't down that week..they would not know what to do with that show...
Upon this ROCK I will build my BLOG......
N. Wildwood ?....?....?... WTF, I thought he said N. Hollywood ! Throws up my hands.
And you ask where have I been Simple. Well I have been very busy, I have been Helping My Main Man Mitt with his Debating skills. Yup Ive been acting as Obuma. I told Mitt to say , when obuma says General Motors is alive and Bin Laden is dead, tell him they just recalled 40 thousand cars from GM, and the debt isn't paid off they still owe 27 Billion to the American Tax payers thats the stock we still hold on them.Something like 27 %.As far as Bin laden being Dead , well tell him so is our Ambassador and 3 Navy Seals, and the Middle east is burning. And it wasn't because of any Video, that you and your whole staff has been lying about...........well back to Mitt, wait til ya see his Gritt, he wont quit, because he really gives a shit....................I'll be back
Glad to see that you are all alive and well!
Alive and well...........well?????Don't know......But I do know that Simple needs a hug........To quote a famous person of interest, "We need to do a better job". "I take full responsibility for that". " Michael is our quarterback, period." LOL
OK, let me end it on a good note. The Critters asked me who I was..except Greeny he shit on me and flew over to Spikes house..Mitt you say, the only Mitt, I knew was Leonard Esbensen, Jimmy Keenan said his face looks like a catchers mitt..(R.I.P.) both of you guys..
Stuck in the bunker on a Saturday nite..come on out and give me a hug McHugger, then you can stay here and I'll go home with Carol..Yeah that might happen..LOL!!
Please My Frinds.
Stay Out Of Harms Way and if ya see Simple give him a hug..\
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