Mornin, Kinda calm here on Vodka day. Little chilly this morning, sorta like the Autumn Wind Came Blowin In. Maybe from across the sea.. I am still thinking, who could be missing.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDN'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE REALIZE PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IS MISSING!!!!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RUN PLAIN AND SIMPLE WITH JUST SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not even logical, and I depend so much on logic around here, that this place cannot exist and a Plain and Simple Ville divided is a Ville that cannot survive.. "WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN." "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL".....Man, I will be hittin that Vodka early. Let me look outside.. PHEW!! critters are still there..They ain't doing nothing, they are all acting like Mere and just staring into the Pines..Weird around here without PLAIN.. Well it is weird around here with PLAIN.. When do you think he will be back.. We will have a party for you if you come back PLAIN.. I didn't mean all those nasty things I said about you.. You could at least send me a post card. I won't call you a whacker anymore..(cough),, I ahh!! will acknowledge the fact that you are and eight degree black belt jedi knight. (cough, cough). I won't laugh at you anymore when you ride through the ville on your trike (cough, cough, cough,). I won't hide my eyes when you dance with J-LO. (cough, cough, cough, cough,) I can't keep up this charade, of course I will do all those things and more... Go whack on you freakin Whacker, I hope you whack one of your balls into the Atlantic Ocean, and come home minus one ball. Your bag will be tilting a little too the left or right...Come back Plain, leaning or not, the Ville wants you back.. Me I really could give a rats butt....Just stay safe.., and out of any Hurricanes coming your way...That's it for right now.. Strebor is remoteing somewhere.. I don't thing remoteing is a word, but I'll use it anyway.. No one knows where Plain is.. Maybe alonge the Spanish Plain.. Nobody ever knows where the General is.., and J Mc has no idea what day it is.. What are we running here, people actually read this shit, that amazes me.. It amazes me that I write it, well not really, but it does amaze me that people read it.. Gotta go, gotta feed the critters, they are starting to stir and Billy is starting to gnaw on Slav Toes.. Later...
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Plain, Spain, rain, disdain, gain, main, pain, vain..................
Simple, pimple, dimple,...........
OMG what have I wrought? Outta here for a while. BBL
simple had a plain pimple on his main dimple while in the rain visiting Spain feeling vain and disdain he popped it with pain. Shit I'm good
Yeah, that was real good. Where you been earboy, crying about the summer being over. Your not in grade shcool anymore. You can't hang down O C Maryland, plus you have too root on the Ravens for a football weekend somewhere in Baltimore..Once again you are real good.., UHM but why are you two doing, what some people may call limericks about Plain and Simple. He is lost and I ain't far behind.
Struts into the Ville, strut strut strut.points at ya all aqns says wht up peeps.Was down in the Islands the past week. Stopped In this Place called San Juan, christ there's alot of Puerto Ricans there, even more Than New York and Camden almost.When we left it was summer and now it's Fall only 44 degrees when I teed off this morning.
And Simple I wasn't missing I told you i was leaving like 4 times you just dont listen.You pay less attention to me than I do to you, and thats so wrong. And Happy Birthday Finn McCool the big 65 huh.Manny more to ya James.
And Clairvoyant is 6 for 6 so far with her medium thoughts . Can't do any better than thatTurns around and bends over when is the next time I take a dump Clair? Lets see how good ya are.Oh and who wins tonites game Boise or Toledo ?
Plain, (peeking in the ville) Plain, is that you. Plain, Plain, nah, can't be Plain. I listen too him all the time.. That guy said I never listen too him.. Plain, Plain...Come back Plain..
Earman you are good - where ya' been? GO RAVENS!!!
Plain, so happy to see you struttin' back to the ville!
GO PHILLIES!!!
Eagles, just be gone....
Recruiting on Facebook on that..... You Know if Your are from Roxborough if.....Simple thinks I forgot about recruiting, Ha, does he recruit at Sugar House, does Plain recruit on the Islands or any Links he is on, I think not. Sure I don't know what day it is but I know is getting cooler so it must be getting close to Christmas. So, I will trude on, like a Carpetbagger and recruit for the Ville. Welcome back Plain and ty for the B'day holler. Simple will be glad to see your back he was truely in Plain withdrawl.........Big Time.....He's a busniess man you know...........He needs his friends to keeep him sane.......
Glad your back ear, where were ya trying to get a head? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh chitttttttttttttt slaps my knees. I'm outta here, Gid Nite ya'll
Hey Everybody, the ville is back too normal (choke, choke). I didn't drink any Vodka on Vodka day, got fuckin sick.. Plain came home. I didn't realize he was missing.. J Mc is once again telling himself he is recruiting..Man, doesn't know what day or time zone he is in and he tells himself he is recruiting. Recruit on James. Strebor and Ear are into some kind of Shakespearean limericks, and all is well..Just went outside kinda chilly in the villy. (how you like that one Strebor and Ear). Critters want in the bunker, soooo come on in.. Slavs just fell into their bunks, the goat staggered in between them. Sammy and Greeny are arguing about nuts, and Mere is Here. Hattoona Matada Simple.. Hatoona Matada Mere.. Let's hit the rack..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS.............................
Holey Toledo you don't really think the Bronko's can be Boised around by the Them.And the Fighten Irish will Roll over the Spartains.
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