Mornin, I couldn't sleep at all last night, I was tossin and turnin, turnin, and tossin, toss and a turnin all night..Simple and Sick don't go together, it cramps the style I don't have..One thing I think about when I am feeling the bug, or the cold or whatever chooses too knock me down, is the fact that I will get better. Time for me too drop a prayer for all of those people that wake up everyday feeling sick, and know they ain't getting better.... They are always in my prayers..
On a better note, see I am better already..I think I got parrot fever, I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, when you get done whackin, why don't you take this parrot home with you.. He ARK'S all fuckin day, shits all over the place, everybody tells him too watch his beak, as he he is constantly using vile language. (ahem)..Anyway why don't you move in over here and help me take care of this menagerie you help start.. No, you want to take pictures, and monetize, well get your ass over here and lets do it.. There is plenty of room in the Slavs tent, just move in between them and kick the goat out..Now, there is a picture, worth a million words..
WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Man is incorrigible. Hey, when in Rich Port, did you go to the fort, right there about halfway up is Luna Street, that is where me and Jimbo used too hang out.. We were pretty well known..Little known fact, they named Old San Juan, after Juan when he got old, yep, when Juan was young they called it Young San Juan, not a lot of people know this.. It is in the Puerto Rican archives in Santivedes, you can look it up.. There was no Old San Juan, until Juan turned eighty, that is when they changed the name..I think it was in The Year Of Our Lord 1588. Juan, had a brother Two, and between them they wreaked havoc on the populace. I studied Juan and Two, and let me tell you they were some mean brothers..Little known fact they may have coined the term brothers, yep, comes from the Spanish word Brothu!! That is what they were known as too the peasantry.. The Juan and a Two Brothus's. You heard it first here on Plain and Simple.. I am going to medicate, this sucks.. Cramps the style I never had...Hey if you guys want to bring some Island Music or stories today, please by all means feel free (gag), if not bring whatever you want..
Islands In The Stream
Island was Island when England was a pup and Island will be Island when England's all washed up.. WAIT!! WAIT!!! That's Ireland.. My bad...Carry on troops...Happy Saturday!
T
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I just read that post that I wrote. It doesn't amaze me that I wrote that, as nothing I do amazes me anymore, it just amazes me that people read it, that fuckin amazes me. Then we got citizens here that are, let's say a little mature, and they run with this topic like banche's in the night. No wonder I think it is hilarious.. I can just see Plain strutting around figuring out Island Music, and Strebor, you would think would have more sense.. Finn is beyond help.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? Oh yeah, I forgot he is waiting for us in Florida.. LOL!!!
It must be the fever.......
James, are referring to the song, or are you being a Finn bit sarcastic..Then again maybe it is fever.. Parrot Fever.. I hate that fuckin parrot.
I'm one of the crazy-assed citizens of the Ville and you expect me to have more sense??????
Jamaican me crazy!!!!!!!!!
Forgot to mention that today is a good day for me - my first beautiful granddaugher is 21 today! WTF does the time go?
Not sarcastic, but Parrot shit can give you a bad fever. It is loaded with Histoplasma capsulatum which can cause delerium and no taste for Vodka. It also should never be mixed with Mere, Rodent or Goat droppings. This crates a very hazardous gas that can permeate the toughest of skin. God forbid a cut or bite from a spider. You should clean the entire house and bunker with hypochlorite or glutaraldehyde to ensure that it does not spread over your spread. You will never get rid of the parasites that come with this, ergo, you might never regain to taste for Vodka. If you still have a fever for to the Vet and check it out.........Good Luck
Congrats on you Granddaughter's B'Day. They grow quick, then they are on their own. I'm sure you will tutor her in the ways of life.
Happy B'day Courtney, wow 21, I remember when I turned 21.. I couldn't wait too turn 21, so I could drink in the bars, (actually I was drinking in them with The General when I was 16, his Dad's 70th birthday.) but now I would be legal.. Well as fate would have it I was with The 2ND Battalion 8Th Marine Regiment, and we were the Infantry Unit attached to the USS Raleigh, and I was a couple of hundred miles out to sea, and you get it, no bars, no women, just a bunch of Marines hitting me 21 times each.. Happy 21st Simple.. I am sure Courtney will have a much better time..
Anyway yes Finn, I will watch out for the parrot shit fever, and spider bites and other innocuous happenings here at the Ville. I think you just pulled that Johnson and Johnson education on me as I never heard of hydrochloroific sufururitis to help clean up shit..
You know it amazing you brought that up, you know about shitting around here.. You can only imagine. I taught the Slavs how to dig cat holes, but they insist on coming into the bunker and using the TORLAT as they call it.. That is ok because they could stink up the whole pine barrens..Sammy only leaves those little nut turds laying around, you really can't see them..The fuckin parrot shit is all over the place, and you have too watch out for the goat shit as you can cut yourself on it, there is glass and tin can and Slav Toe excrement wherever that goat travels. One thing about the goat most of his shittin goes on when he heads out to get booze which is often. OK, now to Mere, he is not only a MERE KAT, but he is a COOL KAT, (what am I fifteen), he wanders off into the pines, and as he does, his head twists all the way around and he stands up on his toes to see if anybody is looking.. I know he has too shit, because he has the daily news under his arm. Once he thinks the coast is clear. His head spins around like the exorcist and poof into the pines he goes. It is very solemn when MERE shits, as nothing can be heard except the rustling of the leaves and a bombastic fart that you cannot believe can come out of a MERE KAT.. Me I just poop whenever I have too..GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You know it is an amazing fact, well one of many, amazing facts about the human species..Everybody wants too tell you where the best dinners can be had. Who serves the greatest portions, where you get the best eats for the money.. They want to chip in with who has the best cheese steaks. What is the greatest New York Deli.. Don't forget to try the sea food buffet when you are at Harrah's. WAIT!! what about the aftermath!! If you eat you are going to shit, and nobody ever wants too talk about that. Why? because it stinks.. Some food stinks too. Did you ever smell sauer kraut cooking, or cabbage.. Come on people get real. Shittin is as common to a species as eatin. Why one is considered so good and the other so disgusting is beyond this Simpleton's imagination.. Anyway this conversation stinks, and I am moving on, but remember don't take a shit. LEAVE IT!!!!
Ah man, trapped in the Ville on a Saturday night. This is not a good thing..Places too go people too see and what do I see? You got it the menagerie, but then again, where would I be without these critters. They have entered my life through, philosophical questions, old home town restaurants, trying to learn the English language, drinking, and staring, but it is all good. It is all fun, they only live here at the Ville, and those of you that new the real Ville knew that was a menagerie also. I really want to travel that foggy road the critters talk about and see for myself the old hamburger joint they say is out there. Good 50's and 60's music, lots of old looking cars and a bunch of young people the likes of you will never see again.. Gotta get down that road one of these nights. That should be fun.. When I finally get too close this bunker down, and get more time. I might try and rebuild that place and the characters that dwelled there for that special time in space. Now, that would be a defining moment in the construction of this Ville. That would be quiet an undertaking, and quiet a thought process, to bring too life those long ago days.. Does seem like a long time ago, in a land far away..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS.........................
Simple sorry to hear your sick, I think you need a Vacation to get away from parrot fever.Your letting Greeny get to ya ,so Go to a nice Hotel In Alantic city, you can charge it all to Greeny just put it on his Bill haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh chit a knee slapper. I just kill me!
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