Sunday, September 18, 2011
Today is the 18th Day of September In the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Simple is a very sick person and I hear he isn't feeling well either. The poor Baby has a cold ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Can I get an Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for a Simple Sissy? Suck it up Dude! Pain is Good extreme Pain is extreamly good.When the going gets tough and all that other bullshit too.You know what you problem is Simple your worn down you have too much Blood In your achol systemTake two doubles of Tullamore Dew and call me in the Morning.Where the Hell were ya I was at CJ's on Vodka day looking for ya then went to the Beef & Beer and ya din't show up there either.Lip told me you were so sick, ya better get better the Trip we are Taking to mexico Oct. 8th is right around the corner. I know I know you thought we were going to Fla. but it was changed to Warez Mexico, the guys told me to tell you, I sent you a note Air mail as soon as I got the word, well It was a note I tied on Greeny's Tallons. Anywho get better Soon
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
10 comments:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Man, you can tell Plain is back, got a bust a poor Simpletons balls because an infinitesimal bug has attacked at left me in a pile of sweat. That's ok, I will fight on like the Marine I am. I know I can beat this fucker he is infinitesimal.
Hey Plain, what do you mean Warez, Mexico (I don't want to tell him it is Juarez, I love how him and the Slavs just destroy this fucked up language, the thing that amazes me is the fact that I know everything he is talking about.. Well not everything.) Hey Plain, don't try and fuck with me, I already got the ticket from Babe, and pamphlets and places too see in Naples, Italy..They are sending your ass too Warez, we are all going too Italy. Yeah Plain, I missed Vodka Day, and the benefit, and I had too ask Danielle to go home Friday, as my ribs felt like somebody was beaten on them again. You know I wasn't on top of my game.. I lock myself in the bunker and it is a fucking bunker, it is so dark in there you can't even get your night vision. Put my cell phone in my boot and lay down watch the Phils clinch, got the channel changer next too me, and sometime this morning the phone rings. I know it is Danielle , I wake up with a jolt, sorta like Sylvester The Cat. What little hair I have left is sticking straight up, feel like shit, (however that feels), can't find the fuckin phone, grab the channel changer, pushing buttons yelling hello, hello, no answer the fuckin TV goes on, phone is still ringing, I throw the channel changer pick up the phone. She says, why didn't you answer your phone. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What the fuck you laughin at Danielle, you getting like the rest of these people around here, my misery is their joy, gotta laugh on that one..Anyhow, feelin better, studying up on my Italian, and talk too you guys later.. Gotta make a work run..Welcome back Ter, pissed I missed you this weekend. I will make up for it and come and stay with you until I leave for Italy..
I told you it was Changed to Whearas Mexico,what the hells wrong wit you? Who the heck would go to Warez or Juarez?They got cartells and more Mexicans than Norristown down dare, smirks.And when I say Cartells I don't mean Mexican Drug Cartells. They know your a Gringo because your Cartells it Has Josiey or Penna Plates on it. people go there and have 400 dollars worth of tires on it and end up with 40 dollars worth of Milk Crates. You can't exspic anyone to go down dare! Okay Simple I'm heading out to a Party bbl ohhh thats Computer Language means Be Back Later and i still don't know what IDK means.so Iaooh<<<<<<<I am out of here.
Warez, Juarez, I knew what he meant. Glad all are back and hope the Simpleton feels better real soon. Naples, Italy, Naples, FL - ain't going there. Actually I am, I will be in Naples, Italy in two weeks. I will warn them that the Simple one is on his way.
GO PHILLIES!!!!!
Naples Italy, here we come, me and the boys lookin for fun. Oh man, Ay Paisano, est te see mah pesce, et est manja pasta camrmenchello de framaglia, uno pre tenste, see, chow mon agricula, et agriculae, calamari chowder. That means: Hey friend I am looking for fun and something to eat, do you know where I can get some fish and spaghetti, has to be fresh from the farm and the farmer, also would like some squid chowder.. Chit, gettin my Italian on. Yo!! we had Irish Day, looks like Strebor and me might be heading for the Old Boot Country pretty soon, maybe we can have an Italian Day.. I can see Plain doing the Dadendella with J LOLA..LOL!! Later gotta make a work run..
Hello, Hello, anybody in the Ville. I Simple Lord Of The Simpletons am remote. Watchin the Phils and eagles at Phil The Thrills house, he is bettin horses and getting nailed at the wire as usual. He gets nailed like six in a row and on seventh one, he says do you believe that shit.. I sure do, I just saw it six times in a row. I mean it ain't something other worldly, it happens all the time.. He says, I know but do you believe that shit.. PHEW!!!!
Chow Simple and Buno natale to ya,Wait til we get to Naples and they see 2 of the i re magi there! Maybe we will meet a couple la Befana, they will be so sad when we say Arrivederci Roma.Time for the Fightin's and Beagles chow.
I just rent an apartment in the ville.I think your all nuts,What a crazy neighborhood.Remember James Warren "Jim" Jones.Ok Simple, no kool-aid for this renter. Worship the Parrot ,Chase the squirrel and drink the Kool-aid.Hmmmmm. Next thing were all living in new/old San Juan and We will be drinking Grey Goose Kool-aid out of coconut shells Fricking Crazy Man. :)The Ravens really sucked today.
Hey Ear, did you get ahead yet..If so, send me that rent check, just don't let Plain know, he will want his 1%. LOL.. Football is getting more and more boring man.. I might have to get into fantasy next year, yeah right. My life is a fucking fantasy.. OK CRITTERS, time for some Kool Aid and Vodka and we will hit the rack for good. What I am only kidding, I wouldn't give you guys Kool Aid..Hey see everybody tomorrow.. Plain, Jim Mc somebody do a post, I won't be in the Ville till later. J Mc get ahold of you tomorrow.. See Ya.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..............................
Who the fuck is Harm? And why would I get in his Way?
Post a Comment