Mornin, "The Autumn Winds Blow Chilly and Cold, September I'll Remember, A Love Once New Has Now Grown Old." Favorite time of the year at the shore.. Crowds are gone. Water is warm. Fish are running near the beach.. I know they have one big weekend left, but after that, the shore is a pleasure.. We should have a Plain and Simple weekend down in Cape May.. Then you can all Nanananananna, and sing we are the champions right in my face.. Boy, I am telling you one thing, don't fuck up here, they will hang your ass, or better yet tar and feather you with Greeny's feathers and run your ass out of the Ville.. Man, I may never contradict again, yeah right, I can't wait for one of you too make a mistake, and I know that is coming..OK, now we can be friends again..September, WOW!! that summer, amazes me how fast it went..I am serious this one was scary short..Nothing we can do about it, move on. I am sure the malls will be decorated for Christmas. I am sure N. Wildwood will enjoy another Irish Weekend, and Footballs will be booming all over the country.. I guess in their own way each month holds some sort of uniqueness about it, you sometimes just have too look a little deeper than usual.. Give me some unique things about September, good or bad, rich or poor, sickness and in health. What the fuck am I talking about..Oh September, I'll remember a love once new has now grown old..
September: School Starts, that's it..Fuckin Hated It....
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Yep, I agree this summer flew away. Of course, according to the calendar the summer isn't over until Sept. 21st or so. Remember when we were kids all the seasons started on the 21st - Winter in Dec., Spring in March, Summer in June and Fall in Sept. Now it is all different dates according to the "meteoroligists know-it-alls" or however the hell you spell it.
After you retire September doesn't mean as much as it did when you were younger but my memories are that I was always excited about getting back to school, getting to meet the 2 or 3 new kids that came to your class and then two weeks later I was wishing it was summer again. When I was raising the kids I also hated it because then we had to start getting up early again as we all liked to sleep late in the summer. The thing I hate about the summer being over is that it means that Fall is here and then we turn from a beautiful bright shade of green into some more vibrant colors but then to BROWN and the dead season of winter arrives. And, ladies & gentlemen, Strebor hates winter!!! I also remember when we got out of school for the summer we would call out to each other "See You in September" (the song came later) and the truth is you didn't see some of them until Sept. You kind of hung with the neighberhood kids until school started up again while you were still young but then as you got older you could move around more and you got to see the classmates more often. Oh I'm ranblin' so please forgive me but I really hate to see summer end.
Simple before you get on my case there are two typos in my previous message:
neighberhood instead of neighborhood, and ranblin' instead of ramblin'. Sr. Marie Verda (6th grade satan, oops I mean sister) would be slappin' me in the back of the head.
What a beautiful Thirstday. The 1st of September, wow your right, and easy time to hate, No more freedom to hang down the crick, hang at the Rec, Burgerville, Bathie and Marble Hall. Today the poor little rug rats have to go back in August. Now the School Buses start and I usually get behind the one with 1000 kiddies on it. I was surprised when I was breaking my grandkids balls about going back and they said they didn't mind because it was one year closer to getting out. And the one who drives loves it. First year to drive to school. Now I break my daughter's about all the trouble he can get into. I'm no good. Nope, no good.......Fall is a nice time. Maybe an Indian Summer will pop up. The way this weather is going who knows what can happen. Sooooooo lets us hope for a nice September and October.....
Ahh!! I have no right getting on anybody Strebor, I will leave that to Plain (GAG)..
Indian Summer, Jimmy Mc., little known fact..The Indians used to celebrate summer by basically taking it easy, they had plenty of meat, and maze, and they babequed daily, inviting neighboring tribes too try their various dishes..Summer would start too ebb around late August early September, and they would start getting ready for winter by making their wig wams warmer (say that fast 10X). and in general (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??) preparing their Ville for the winter months ahead..Well lo and behold along come Whitey, with his stupid looking puritanical hat and less impressive his fucked up puritanical ways, and says, hey guys and girls you should not be laying around all summer doing nothing it is slothful.. The Indians looked at them like they were nuts until a blundebus, went off and scared the shit out of them..They took off and never went back to that Ville, but by the time they outdistanced Hiram and the rest of the Pilgrims, it was October..it was still nice out, so they said hey lets have summer now.. So, yep, you got it that's why they call nice weather in October Indian Summer. You heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
awwwwww Simple you are a Plethra of Information it's the only reason I come on here!
And it is also a lil known fact that John Smith when he first met the Delaware Indians they thought the Pilgrims were gods nods yep yep they did. In there first incounted the Delware Indian Chief Imdafrrininheadguy was very sick for like months he wouldn't come out of his Wigwam he was so Depressed so they took John Smith to meet Imdafrigginheadguy and john says whats wrong Chief and the Chief says I don't know ive been depressed and sometimes I think i'm a Teepee and other times I think i'm a wigwam.....well John Smith says I know exactly whats wrong Chief your Two Tents haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaohhhhhh chit a fucking knee slapper.
Okay I have a Baseball meeting remind me to tell you how Pokerhiness met John Smith yep that was her real name they changed it to Pocahontas that is another story in itself.So like the Farmer said when he fell off the Wagon................guess I'll hit the road!
Giggles - wigwams, teepees, two tents -OMG you guys never fail to make me laugh and slap my knees!!!!
And, the info you supply never fails to amaze me. I hope we have a lot of Indian Summer days before Ol' man winter gets here.
Trust me Catey is here. But you wont trick me into responding.Not against you two.
We trust ya Catey. Glad too see you are here.. Go ahead and throw a comment out there, have some fun..I gotta split the Ville for awhile also, see you guys later..Mount up Chief...
I think Catey is Simple's sweetheart.And Catey you can Talk I wont let Simple Beat on ya.He will be good, smirks. I mean what did ya expect when Ya said you spit your coke and peed your pants. I tried snorting coke once the carbanation and bubbles made me spit all over, I was sneezing and choking it was Horrible I even peed myself.
It reminds of when I was on a Plane sitting next to this beautilful Lady her nose was runnning she had a Hankerchief she was sniffling then she would sneeze and then shake all over this happened like 5 times, I said to her are you Okay? She smiled and said yes I'm fine.i said but your sneezing then shaking all over!It's happened like 5 times.She turned all red blushing she said I know I have an orgazism everytime I sneeze, I asked isn't there anything you can do for it? She told me yes Sniff this Black Pepper in this Hankie!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chittttttttt I did it again Catey I just Peedddddddddddddddd my Pants and spit all over the friggin Computer and I'm not drinking anything!!!!!!
Omggggggg you are so Crazy. And I love it.You crack me up.
Where o' where are Plain & Simple?
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
Goodnight all princes & princesses of the Yunk - have a good night and a better tomorrow!
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