Wednesday, September 21, 2011

"Today Is The 21st Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

New Salutation: For the Big E who passed 12 years ago today (R.I.P.) Dad. Loved Ya Pal. Here is the new Salutation at Plain and Simple.. Plain will love this also.
IT IS NOW POST TIME:
We're off.  Hey everybody, September moving on.. That Frankie Valle and the Three Seasons (before Frankie)
some group.. I don't know why this message just double spaced. Maybe The Big E, said hello.
How about all those groups from the fifties and sixties, now that was music, bring some of that today. Some of my favorites were, Lee Andrews and The Hearts,  Little known fact: Lee Andrews father was a Heart, not a heart like that beats in your chest, but his name was LeRoy Heart.  Everybody thinks that the Hearts came from the Heart, but the name actually came from LeRoy and a long line of Hearts..You heard it first here on Plain and Simple..How about them, Platters..Little known fact, they were real young when they started out, and were known as the Saucers..Yep....Then there was Gary Puckett and The Union Gap. Gary was into young chicks, but back then at least he kept it too eighteen..Beach Boys.  Little known fact, they never went too the beach.. They were the whitest of the white groups, check them out.. Real light white skin, white pants, white shirts, white surfboards, white guitars, then they make it big, make millions and Brian White (his middle name) Wilson, goes into a state of depression that lands him in bed for ten years and he puts on like 400 lbs.  So, the Simpleton that I am, checked this out a little further.. He didn't just lay in bed, he ate while he laid in bed, they found used dixie cups, he had tandytakes, imported from Tastycake.  He even had Ham and cheese stuck on his ass. It was fumunda cheese, from unda his ass..Moving on, how about Little Stevie Wonder.. I wonder why they call him Little..I saw Stevie on a show the other night, and he was trying too catch up to Brian Wilson, they should call him Big Stevie Wonder.  He is a wonder alright. People wonder what he is..I think he may be humanoid but I am not sure.. If they ever want too find out if there is life beyond Earth, they should check his DNA.. Definitely Negro Alien...OK bring on the groups and the songs..Gotta get moving down that long lonesome highway..

13 comments:

Simple said...

Last week Dave asked if I believe in Karma.. I said yes.. as of today, we have 911 visitors for September..PHEW!!!

Strebor said...

Good Morning P & S, sorry to have to correct you again lil' bro but it is 13 years since the Big E exited this f-upped world. Can't you just hear him talking about the mess we are all in right now. Karma - muuuuuuhahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Groups, I think we are repeating, repeating ourselves but that's ok, remember no rules.
A - Abba
B - The Beatles
C - Chicago
D - Danny & the Juniors
E - ELO (Electric Light Orchestra)
F - Frankie Valli & the Seasons (3 or 4, whatever you like)
G - Gary Lewis & the Playboys
H - Huey Lewis & the News
I - Inkspots (Big E's faves)
J - Joan Jett & the Jets
K - The Kinks
BBL

Simple said...

Now I will correct you Strebor. There was nobody The Big E liked better than The Mills Brother. Me, Him and Plain were singing Cab Driver under the Christmas Tree one Christmas morning about 6AM. When Mom came rolling in with the rolling pin, he split on us and pretended he just woke up, she looked at Me and Plain and I know we said this before, but it is always a classic.. "Look at that drunk we raised, and that THING!! next too him. LMBO.. Whack on Plain still laughing....

Strebor said...

When Plain was referred to as "That Thing" was not on a Christmas morning. And, Plain will back me up on this. I know the Big E had been partying with you and split on you letting you take the blame for the living room that smelled like something out of a Melville novel. And, yes the Mills Brothers were faves but so were the Inkspots. So there, nananana! No more corrections today, have fun.

Jim Mc said...

Big sister is tough on you Simple. But you gotta love them. Did she breakum when you were growing up?Like Billy Joel says, "They never give up and they never give in, they just change their mind"

One song wonder: Danny and the Juniors-----At the Hop.

The Harptones-----Life is but a Dream


Skyliners-----Since I Don't Have You

The Suacers---With This Ring

Wilbert Harrison-----Kansas City

Foundations-----Build Me Up Buttercup


I Got a Feeling-----Four Tops

Otis Redding-----Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

Strebor said...

J.McC, did I breakum when we were kids; for just a second try to think what it was like to have Simple as a lil' bro - yeah, got it yet? No further explanation is necessary. But, I loves him!

Plain said...

Strebor is correct it was Thanksgiving morn we spent the Night in Jail , Irish Picked us up, I said we have to go back while on the way home we left Walley Back there. Meaning Walley Tarorilie Irish slamed on the Brakes and we were on the Walnut lane Bridge and he said Irish I'll throw you off this Bridge.Lets see best groups of the 50 and 60's hmmmmmmmmmmm so many and mmmm i have to cheat here cause there aint no rules !!!!!
1 Under the Board walk the Drifters
2 Crazy Patsy Cline and she had a nice group smirks
3 The sound of slience,Simon & Garfunkel
4 Where did our love go, The Supremes
5 yesterday , The Beatles
6You Lost that lovin Feeling , The Rightous Brothers
7 My Girl , The Tempations
8 When a Man loves a Woman. Percy Sledge
9 House of the Rising Sun, The Animals
10 Hey Jude , The Beatles and not in this order there all number one

Plain said...

There is a house in New orleans they calllllllllllllllllllllll the Rising Sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, (Points up and winks at Joe Renshaw)It's been the ruin of many a poor Boy and god I know i'm one.My Mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans,My Father was a Gambler down in New Orleanssssss............all great songs, can't pick a number one.

Jim Mc said...

Good point Strebor...........My Bad

Jim Mc said...

Simple at the Croccos Having a cold beverage.......Does he lool 21? Before or after the Corps. Still working on this Does anyone see this when they click on?

Plain said...

Great Pics Finn show Simple How to do that!

Jim Mc said...

Still trying how t figure it out, but we are getting closer.

Plain said...

Just heard from Simple , he's on remote with Phil the Thrill from cherry Hill, so It's taps and slaps and take some naps, stands up and claps.