It Is Now Post Time..Well, it will be one hell of a Monday here at the Ville. I needed a work crew today, so Plain, Babe, Butch and Monk, headed on out to the Ville. First I had too buy them breakfast, and I pull in the diner parking lot at 6:30 am.., and sure enough they are all there with Mexican Hats on, you wanna talk about laughin.. Well Phorman Phil is over there setting everything up, and the Juan Morrisez, Jimmenez Morano, Roberto Witez, and his little brother Eduardo, are all hard at work.. This is not a normal life, but who wants a normal life.. Keep on laughin baby, it keeps you alive. Today being Monday bring anything Mexican you want.. I did...
Mexican Hat Dance,
Hot Tamale.
Cinque De Mayo..
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Ah cookeracho, ah cookeracho - I know that is spelled wrong but remember no rules.
Warez or Juarez
Guerra's & Torres'
Taco - Enchilada - Huevros Rancheros
Pancho Villa
Joaquin Murietta
The Cisco Kid & Pancho
BBL
Fried fucking Ice cream.. How do you fry ice cream. or refry a bean..No wonder their farts can blow up a hacienda..
It's unbelivable there I am working in this sweat shop and I look over and theres this one guy in a Sombrero and his underpants I was so taken aback there was Two polish Mexicans and two Mick Mexicans all the Phorman did was laugh all morning, dis Senor Phil da Thrill, and da owener El Enrico Simpolico there both telling us we have to put the conductors In these Boxes, then he said something about Semi's ,I think he was getting excited about kidnapping Compossers and Conductors and there weren't any Trains or orchestra's around I had symphony for them. The Thank Gawd this El Robbo comes in and tells us tostart unloading these tubes.So from 7 am til 2pm we cut the tops off tubes and put them in boxes, we kinda pounded it out,smirks and walks away.
Senor Plain, has eet right. Wee warked rr assees of mon.. I couldn't wait to get rid of them.. Now, I miss them.. No wonder I am Simple.. They will be back at 7 bells tomorrow..hope they don't pull in on donkeys.. They scared the shit out of the critters.. They saw Plain without a trike for the first time.. They just hid in the corn fields all day, there were some wild turkeys out back. Babe wanted my shotgun..I was like ok man, I'll be right back.. Went back about an hour later. He says, ah them turkeys are gone.. Great day here at the Ville.. Can't wait for tomorrow..
In as little cafe on the other side of the border.. She was a sitting there giving me looks that made my mouth water.. I started walking her way she belonged to bad man Jose' and I knew yes I new when I heard her sayyyyy ayyy ayyy come a little bit closer your my kind of man so big and so strong come a little bit closer I'm all alone and the nite is so lonnnnggg.. When we started to dance the music was so exciting but I heard the guitar player say, vammanose mon here comes Jose, and I said yes I said as I fled awayyyyyyy. fuck you, you trouble makin bithc, I hope Jose' kicks your asss, you tried to get me in trouble plenty.. As I headed for the border, I saw them chasing my ass.. I couldn't stop so I rushed through the Rio Grande real fast.. They couldn't follow that way, but I heard Jose' say.. If you ever come to Mehico you are mine. I just thumbed my nose and up the hill I did climb., and as I strolled away. I yelled Hey Fuck You Jose'.. Yes I did, Yes I did, I did that that dayyyyyy.
Dem JLo chicks is hottt I'll kick Jose ass!What I dont understand Simple is she said to you Come a lil bit closer your so big and so strong ? Wtf does she have catericks or what? Maybe she don't looka good either.Okay time for bed I have to work tomorrow. I hope he got rid of those Mexicans. Gid nite God Bless gamesssssssssss on Cowboyssssssssssssssss
Ay, I am heeting the rack too mon, long day at dee Veele tomorrow.. Burritos for loonch.. See you machachoos, tomorrow..Remember The Alamo..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS...............................
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