Monday, September 5, 2011
"Today Is The 5th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, What do you mean they left?? Let me the fuck into the reunion!! My name is Simple and get these two goons off of me, I have many freinds inside this place..Listen Pal, or Simple or whatever you fucking name is, that reunion your talking about ended hours ago.. NO!! you mean I missed it!! Wait Floyd had a new Marine shirt for me..Floyd, Floyd you say..wait, that guy did have a shirt, but he gave it to some guy named Plain...WHAT!!! Plain has my shirt. Where the fuck is everybody?? Hello!! anybody at the Ville?? Hello!! Oh Boy, I really did it this time..Friday night at Harrah's with Danielle, had too put her to bed, the cards were hot, she is hot too, but the cards were hotter.. She left for work Saturday morning as I was laying down..Woke up figured the cards would still be hot, called Phil The Thrill too see if he wanted some action and he was on the next Train out of Cherry Hill, comes up the room and tells me he just saw Babe checkin in, I knew it right then and there as I was having breakfast and a screwdriver that I wasn't going anywhere.. Anyway, along with those two and cold cards it made for a long drinking, hooting and hollering, Saturday into Sunday..Phil don't drink so we left for his ranch around 3AM two long days, even for me..He said I looked like I should go to the Hospital.. I said fuck the hospital, just take me straight to the undertaker.. Now, I finally am realizing I am still alive, and what is the first thing I see through my bleary eyes but Jerry Fuckin Lewis, man when did he get so skinny. I must have went back in time.. I will go back in time later. I gotta get something to eat...be back..
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"It's Fuckin Labor Day." You gotta be shitting me.. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Struts into the Ville with my New Marine Shirt on! Strut Strut Strut.Hey thanks Simple, this thing looks good on me, but wtf I'd look good in Burlap lets face it ! What a great time we had at the Saint Johns Reunion I saw people I haven't seen in years, and there are some That I met that Knew me and I still don't have a friggin clue who it was.Everyone was asking where Simple was and I told them that , I told Simple the Reunion was changed,and it was in Alantic City.They Cheered and Carried me around the Room yelling hooray plain for like a Half Hour.
"On the way to Cape May" - St.J's reunion was a blast!
Simple, you weren't there????????
Plain's new shirt was very attractive and his dancin' as always was superb.
LOL....Fucked up again Simple......
Simple fucking up, no way, I never fuck up...(ahem) (gagging) (chocking),PHEW!! give me the fucking shirt Plain.. You always said you would give me the shirt off of your back. Glad everybody had a good time, me I think I am at the undertakers..Well at least I am not alone. The new casters have already buried summer.. I don't give a fuck if it 98' out for the next six days, watch the news, summer is dead..Here is Donna Smolinski from Haddonsfield, Donna is taking her last lick of summer Ice Cream.. You fuckin kidding me what does Ice Cream taste different in the winter.. Here is the McCaffertys from Langhorne, getting ready too leave the shore, but little McCafferty wanted to get on the carousel one more time, there he goes on the last ride of summer.. Here are the Wheatleys from Philadelphis.. hey Jim how was the last weekend of summer...Ha Ha.. Fuck you and fuck that bitch I am married too, if you don't get that mike outta my face you are going to be the first corpse of fall..So much for summer ending, Jim didn't have such a good time..Well we will be back at twelve with more stories from the Jersey Shore and the death of the summer of 2011.. Ha Ha.. what a great theme for summer to go out on, the death of summer 2011.. ha ha hope all you sheople had a great time, now get the fuck out and scurry home and get ready for Halloween..
Whew............Just got the Christmas Lights up before the rain.
Puts up My Christmas Tree and lights Gawd I love this time of year oh wait Halloween is first Takes the tree back down and hires my sister -in-law to Haunt my House, Gawd I love this time of year, seeing all the Hoblin goblins and getting Candy smirks. I think i'lldress my scarecrow up with the new shirt I got!
Halloweenies!!!!
'Pears I have to do TAPS once again; Good night all, have a great night and better tomorrow.
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the hills,
from the lakes,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
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