Tuesday, September 6, 2011
"Today Is The 6th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Hey little late arriving today, lots and lots of yellow buses in front of me while trying to get too the Ville. Ah!! but I made it another wonderful day of work ahead..This is nothing compared to the day the tykes will be putting in.. All of a sudden the lights get turned on, Mom is yelling that is the fourth time I tried to wake you up, get up you got school today.. Tyke with eyes blinking and he is totally befuddled by what is going on..now what, what the hell happened to summer..I gotta get up!! no way not already... Yep time too go too school little McCafferty, the last ride of summer is over..Oh and look you get too wear your new rain slicker as it is going to rain all week..Great way too end the summer, back too school stuffed in a yellow bus with a bunch of kids that have no idea what happened and away they go.. Enjoy tykes, this is just a prelude for what this life has in store for you.....
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Ahhhhhhhh the first day of school, always loved it. Couldn't wait to see the friends I missed over the summer and all the new Kids that would be in our class because they were left back again!!!!ya always wanted to make friends with them because they would drive you to school and get ya a couple of Quarts( they call them 40's now)yEP THEY WERE THE GOOD OLE DAYS RIDING TO SCHOOL IN THE 4TH GRADE DRINKING OUR QUARTS.
Ah!! I see Plain has entered the Ville a little early today.. I guess his balls would get wet if he whacked them today.. Anyway, always good too hear from Plain..I just feel bad for the tykes that were ripped out of their bed, water thrown in their faces, told to brush their teeth and make sure they comb their hair..Don't matter how much they comb their hair there is always that hunk stinking out of their heads, they used to call it a callic. I had one until I started losing my hair.. I put vasaline on that fucker and it still popped up..I digress. Then the wee ones get a bowl of cereal pushed in front of them and are told hurry up and eat it, your bus is coming. Hold it, hold it, put on your rain gear it is nasty out there today. By now, this kid is shot out.. He has been rudely awakened after having slept in for three months. He has the foul taste of some kinda toothpaste in his mouth. His hair looks like he stuck his hand in an electrical outlet and worse he forgot to shit..First day of school really sucked.. That kid I talk about could be me, except about then I would be staggering down the cobblestones of the Manayunk Wall, wondering what the fuck am I doing..
Yep, hated that long walk down Rox borough Ave to the steps, across Tower St., saying good morning to the Brothers and down to school. Coming home was the real bitch. I was lucky for lunch, I got to walk up the New Road and eat at the Welte's everyday. Somedays we would walk home that way and stop at Harry's to break his balls but to realy get some candy. And there was always Kaufman's mill noise and Dy-Dee Wash Diaper smell. From that to the A bus and downtown. H & H for breatfast or up stairs for a quick game of pool. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH September....
Most dreaded day of the year for kids. I think I said in a previous blog that I would be excited the first day because we would see some friends that we hadn't seen all summer and that we would always have two or three new students transferring in and then, like Plain said, the couple that were left back. But, it didn't take long to start wishing for the first day off, the Thanksgiving weekend, the Christmas Break, and summer once again. Hang in there kids and enjoy it because your school years are truly "the best years of your life". Unfortunately we didn't know it at the time.
Yep Yep kids Grade School and High School was the best 15 years of my life.Time goes so fast it seems to be going slow, but when you look back it is really Fast. I wish it could kinda be in the middle like halfassed haaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh chitttttttttt.
And yes Simple couldn't golf today and prolly not tomorrow friggin rain, But you'll miss me when I'm gone. So i'll take this time to say farewell and goodbye, parting is such sweet sorry! I prolly wont be back, maybe not for another 20 minutes or so smirks.
No golf all week Plain.. Hurricane said on last nites weather report that these rains will be coming in all week.. Sooooooo, you and the Toads will have too find something else to do with your balls..and your Driver and your putter, and some of your other woodys..Hey about those school years being the best years of your life.. I only half agree, High School Yes.. Those dragged out 8 fuckin years at St. Johns were some of the worst days of my life..I hated it..especially 7th grade with Jap Nose. She was one evil, miserable person.. I know why she chose the nunnery, because she could never make it anywhere else in society.. She taught me nothing, she was insolent and all the things she said about the kids really, as far as I was concerned were about her..She never even let us out for recess. She sure would sell the candy at her desk though..I now know that the school or the church or one of them rip offs got a percentage of the candy sold..No shit the whole propaganda machine is about money..Isn't it??? I for one know so...
Yo Simple! Get those critters paired up and start hammering out the Ark.
I had a great time at all levels of school Simple, didn't learn much but I had Fun. Especially 3rd Grade I spent most of the year under Miss Knight's desk.then she went and got Married and broke my heart.And yes Simple everything is about money, it's why the sheep are led so easy.Just wait til you hear the presidents speech Thursday it's going to be all the same Bullshit, he will be saying about shovel ready jobs lolllllllll fixing bridges and roads it's just another Stimlus Package, more spending while he blocks all the real jobs , like drilling for oil, and lowering the Corporate taxes so companys will stay here rather than go to China like GE and His jobs Advisor Jeffery Emmult is taking his company over there to build Airplanes, lollllllll and he is on Obumas Staff as head of the Jobs advisors, go figure!
Ain't hard to figure Plain. This jerk-off, flunked economics 101.. He knows nothing about nothing, but his economic policies, which should be priority right now are equivalent to the skills of a seventh grader in Jap Noses class at St. Johns. In other words he has none..I hate them all but he is rapidly rising up the scale on the hatred meter...
Rat-a-tat-tat....Rat-a-tat-tat.. EY!! Blat, YAY!! Slat.. sand sum morf vood ofer so I's cant gat dis side uf da ARK fanished..ARK did I hear ARK, did I hear ARK.. Hey guys. Hay Sample. Ve gut to gat dis ARK.. ARK did I hear ARK, did I hear ARK.. fanished dis ran ist nut goint to stop.. I know Blat just keep hammering away.. Where is Mere. Here Mere, yo don't sneak up on me like that.. Hattoona Matada Simple.. Hey Mere what ya doin?? Collecting wood for the boat. Where is Billy?? Collecting Vodka for us.. You hangin Simple.. No, be back later, gotta catch some Phils (maybe).. Keep hammering and nailing guys, we may be sailing away shortly.. HAY SAMPLE!! Yeah Blat.. TELL DAT FOOKIN HARRICAN TO GO FOOK HISSELF!!! I sure will Blat as soon as the 10 O'clock news comes on I will call the station for you.. See you in a little bit.. PHEW!! fuckin critters..
I said, see you in a little bit to Blat and he pointed to where one of his toes used to be..I had to laugh, that Billy will eat anything, but I know for a fact Slav Toes are one of his favorite delicacies..
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.. Thinking of a theme for tomorrow.. I don't think it is going to take much thought.
I'm going back some day come what may to blue bayou, where the fishing boats with their sails afloat, if only I could see, those familiar sunrise through sleepy eyes how happy I'd be.. I'm going back some day come what may too blue bayou.. you get my DRIFT.
Sunshine blue skiesm please go away, my girl has found another and gone astray with her went my future my life is filled with gloom so day after day I stay locked up in my room, I know to you it may sound strange but I wish it would, rain, rain, rain, yeah I wish it would rain....
Well you got your wish because it sure as hell is raining, raining, raining!
On the political side of discussion today did you hear that the U S Post Office may close down.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Can anything else happen under this bufoon's presidency?
Strebor, Buffoon you say, I really like that word.. Let me try it, BUFFOON, BUF FUCKING FOON.. Yeah, I like that one Strebor.. They are all BUF FUCKING FOONS!!! they make a me sick.......and we the sheople allow it..I was too old when I really learned what these BUF FUCKING FOONS were all about.. Close the Post Office, close the country, we are in a depression anyway, and anybody that don't believe that check out the economic indicators of the past 6 years. Yeah old Bushie Boy and his bitches had a lot too do with it also..I hate them all..
Well on a much foggier note let me look outside, shit, all I can see is a couple of lanterns coming this way.. HAY SAMPLE, Blat, Slat, Greeny, Sammy, Mere, Billy (nahhhhh) what are ya doin? ARK movin in Simple, movin in Simple. Alright but I am wathching the Phils, so keep it down. Blat, Slat, Blat, Slat, sleepin already, man they got that goat nibbling on their toes again and they don't even flinch.. Knock it off Billy!!! naaaahhhhh.. Sammy, Greeny!! Man, talk about a clear conscience, sleepin like babies.. Mere!!!!!!YOW!!! Fuckin stop sneakin up on me Mere!!!!Get your fuckin eyeballs off me, and turn your head around, you are really starting too freak me out man.. Hatoona Mattaaaaaaaaada Simp ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Mere, Mere!! I'm gonna go watch the Phils, late game tonite.." Today was a big day here at the Ville, the most visitors we ever had in one day was 96.. The last time I checked we had over 85 today.. Maybe it is the rain..We also surpassed 9000 visits sometime over the Labor Day Weekend.. People are whacked. Who would read this shit??? I hope it ain't Old Jap Nose LOL!!! See Ya Tomorrow.. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.." TAPS.............
Did anybody notice today was the 6th Day Of August...Or is it just understood that we don't know what day, month, hour, time zone, city, state, country or whatever else normal people construe as some kind of time lines in their lives!!!LOL!!!
I changed it too September..at 10:30PM.. Thank you, you Simpleton, no wonder we had so many visitors, we took them back in time again...LOL!!!
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