COUNT DOWN STILL ON THE 21st........GETTING CLOSER
Simple decorated the bunker for the critters.........He is expecting a huge gift from them. This is their first Christmas with him and they should appreciate him..........RIGHT??????
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Jim McClaus
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I just had a thought about Midnight Mass of old........Enhanced or not enhanced, usually enhanced....LOL Now you can go at 4 PM........Progress.........??????
Hey McClause the Bunker looks like a Kincaid.. Started dreaming last night it went something like this..EBENEEEEEEEEEEZER MCFINNNNNNNN, EBBENNEEEEEEEEEER MCFINN, McFinn jumps up in bed holding the cover around his chim...IS THAT YOU MEERLY, OR A BAD BOWL OF PORRIDGE I ATE!!!..EBENNEEEEEZER MCFINN, IT IS YOUR OLD DRINKIN PARTNER MEERELY MCKATT..Meerly why are those Shmidts beer bottles wrapped all around your body..THEY ARE THE BEERS WE DRANK TOGETHER MCFINNNNNNN!!! I AM FORCED TO WALK THE EARTH FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH EMPTY BEER BOTTLES..I DON'T KNOW WHY I DONT HAVE ANY VODKA BOTTLES. I GUESS BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THOSE BOTTLES SIMPLE DRAINED..Yo, Mere, what the fuck stick to the script ok, you ain't suppose to mention me yet. You been practicing since Halloween. Opps, let me get out of the scene sorry..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here. Quit fuckin laughin McFinn your supposed to be scared...ACTION!! THREE SLAVS WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT..CUT!!!! what the fuck Meere not 3 Slavs, three ghosts..ACTION!!! UH, UH, (this is worse than St. Johns.), GHOSTS MEERE!! THREE GHOSTS WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT!!! GHOSTS OF DRINKING PAST, PRESTENT AND FUTURE!!! I don't believe you are real Meerly but a bad brew st ECKS....Hey Simple he said he doesn't think I am real..MCFINN JUST TELL THE KATT HE IS REAL OK, SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THIS BULLSHIT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!! OK, I'll wait for the ghosts and your are real Meere, but you do look fucked up..ARK!! I WANNA BE A GHOST!! I WANNA BE A GHOST!!! Greeny I am trying to make that happen, you better get the fuck out of this scene.. I'M COMING PHIL!!!! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIGHTMARE, WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!! BILLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!! NAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Scene II later, bet ya can't wait.
Scene II Action..SNAP!! OW DAT VAS MA FOCKIN FANGER SAMPLE...BLAT GET THE FUCK OF THE STAGE!! WATCH YOU DON'T TRIP ON THAT PARROT SHIT!! I am going to kill that fuckin parrot.. Hello McFinn, Hello who are you? I am the ghost of Christmas Past, you look like Simple..JIM THIS IS A FUCKING PLAY,,,0K JUST READ YOUR LINES, THEY DON'T SAY I LOOK LIKE SIMPLE!!! Oh ghost of Christmas Past what are you going to show me.. HOLD ON JIM, I GOTTA MAKE A HEAD CALL!! KEEP THAT THOUGHT..
Scene II take II. Hello McFinn, Hey Simple..AHHHHHHHHHH!!! JIM READ THE LINES I AIN'T SIMPLE.. I mean I am Simple, but I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT... Oh, sorry Simple.. Just read the lines McFinn. OK!!! What have you come to show me ghost of Christmas present..WAIT A MINUTE. EVERY NOW AND THEN I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH.!! ok OK, I have come to show you an old friend, one who went to school with you for 12 years and hung out with you and has known you all your life..Here (laughing again) hold my hand McFinn as we fly to the Ville. NOT THAY FUCKIN TIGHT JIM..JIM, JIM, STOP!! JUMPIN UP AND DOWN..JUST PRETEND WE ARE FLYING. PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!! See look it is young Jimmy McFinn and Ernie, see them running around with in St. Johns school yard with their hard tack or heart attack candy they got for Christmas. THEY AIN'T RUNNING AROUND THAT FUCKIN ERNIE IS TRYING TO GET MY CANDY AGAIN!!! Simmer down Jim, he didn't get it that year. PHEW!! HEY SIMPLE WHEN DO I COME ON!!! NOT YET PLAIN YOU ARE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, OK YOU ARE THE LAST GHOST..N0W SHUT UP AND GET BACKSTAGE..sorry for these little foul up audience, uhm we only had three months to practice...OH AND LOOK MCFINN THERE IS CAROL, CAROLING AROUND BURGERVILLE YOU STARTED DATING RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND REMEMBER WHEN THEY NAMED THE CHRISTMAS SONGS AFTER HER, OH IT WAS A WONDROUS DAY AT BURGERVILLE..HEY SIMPLE THIS FUCKIN ROBE IS HOT!! TAKE THE ROBE OFF PLAIN YOU DON'T COME OUT TILL THE END!!! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN THAT STUPID ROBE ALREADY?????? IT AIN'T SO MUCH THE ROBE YOU SIMPLE ASS IT'S THE TWO SLAVS AND A GOAT I GOT TUCKED UNDER IT THAT ARE BOTHERING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.. OK LITTLE JIMMY HOPE YOU ENJOYED CHRISTMAS PRESENT, ALTHOUGH I FUCKED IT UP AND TOOK YOU TO THE PAST..!! I LOST MY WAY.. STREBOR WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE ST. JOHNS BIT IN HER UNIFORM BUT SHE COULDN'T FIND ONE, NOW I GUESS SHE OR GREENY WILL HAVE TO DO THE GHOST OF THE PRESENT!!! THIS IS ONE FUCKED UP SHOW, OR DREAM!!! ARK!! I WANNA BE A GHOST. I WANNA BE A GHOST..You may be the only one going to get their Christmas wish Greeny.. Hey Strebor you gotta do present....CUT!!! Scene III hopefully before TAPS. Sam pull the curtain down, what do you mean it is stuck, PLIAN, PLAIN, what are you doing laying on the floor?? I tripped over the goat, and this is the last time I do one of your plays, you stink.. Get some Christmas Spirit will ya Spirit..PHew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...
I gotta do the present you say, the present................... how are you using the word present - that we are in the present or we are giving a present - or we are answering roll call by shouting present like we did at St. J's every morning. The director of this play/dream doesn't seem to know what he is doing except hollering at poor little Jimmy. I'm outta here!
OK, looks like Strebor messed up her part, she doesn't know what present to do (Thank You God).. Scene III................................................................................................................................................. PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ON...SCENE III..OH!! Plain.. I mean ghost of Christmas Future floats into McFinns bedroom..McFinn is now shaking with fright..Oh spectre with the black robe what have you come to show me..Plain, I mean the spectre puts out its hand and McFinn grabs it, there is no hand there just the robe sleeve CUT!!! HEY SIMPLE HOW IS JIMMY SUPPOSED TO GRAB MY HAND IF THE ROBE SLEEVE IS TOO LONG!!!! IT'S HAT INT HARE!!! NAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOOTA GAT OUT!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAIN BE CAREFUL YOUR GONNA FALL THE SLAVS RAN FOR IT. DOWN GOES PLAIN.. PLAI!!!!! ( now laughing my balls off.) PLAIN, PLEASE GET UP!!! SIMPLE I QUIT.. YOU MEAN PLAIN AND SIMPLE. NO YOU SIMPLE ASS THIS STUPID PLAY..I'M OUTTA HERE....
Aw!! Stretching, most have dozed off..gotta see what happened at the Ville today.... ....................................................................................................................NO!! you gotta be kiddin me, I thought that was a dream..That is embarrasing, Plain fucked everything up.. Man is incorrigable.. The only thing I can say about that is this.. THAT'S A WRAP...LOL!! "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS.
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I just had a thought about Midnight Mass of old........Enhanced or not enhanced, usually enhanced....LOL Now you can go at 4 PM........Progress.........??????
Hey McClause the Bunker looks like a Kincaid.. Started dreaming last night it went something like this..EBENEEEEEEEEEEZER MCFINNNNNNNN, EBBENNEEEEEEEEEER MCFINN, McFinn jumps up in bed holding the cover around his chim...IS THAT YOU MEERLY, OR A BAD BOWL OF PORRIDGE I ATE!!!..EBENNEEEEEZER MCFINN, IT IS YOUR OLD DRINKIN PARTNER MEERELY MCKATT..Meerly why are those Shmidts beer bottles wrapped all around your body..THEY ARE THE BEERS WE DRANK TOGETHER MCFINNNNNNN!!! I AM FORCED TO WALK THE EARTH FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH EMPTY BEER BOTTLES..I DON'T KNOW WHY I DONT HAVE ANY VODKA BOTTLES. I GUESS BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THOSE BOTTLES SIMPLE DRAINED..Yo, Mere, what the fuck stick to the script ok, you ain't suppose to mention me yet. You been practicing since Halloween. Opps, let me get out of the scene sorry..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here. Quit fuckin laughin McFinn your supposed to be scared...ACTION!! THREE SLAVS WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT..CUT!!!! what the fuck Meere not 3 Slavs, three ghosts..ACTION!!! UH, UH, (this is worse than St. Johns.), GHOSTS MEERE!! THREE GHOSTS WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT!!! GHOSTS OF DRINKING PAST, PRESTENT AND FUTURE!!! I don't believe you are real Meerly but a bad brew st ECKS....Hey Simple he said he doesn't think I am real..MCFINN JUST TELL THE KATT HE IS REAL OK, SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THIS BULLSHIT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!! OK, I'll wait for the ghosts and your are real Meere, but you do look fucked up..ARK!! I WANNA BE A GHOST!! I WANNA BE A GHOST!!! Greeny I am trying to make that happen, you better get the fuck out of this scene.. I'M COMING PHIL!!!! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIGHTMARE, WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!! BILLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!! NAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Scene II later, bet ya can't wait.
OMG if anyone can eff up "A Christmas Carol" it is Simple McSanta.
OK, thats it I print my story of Little Butchie on Thursday.........Poor Strebor.
LOL
Scene II Action..SNAP!! OW DAT VAS MA FOCKIN FANGER SAMPLE...BLAT GET THE FUCK OF THE STAGE!! WATCH YOU DON'T TRIP ON THAT PARROT SHIT!! I am going to kill that fuckin parrot..
Hello McFinn, Hello who are you? I am the ghost of Christmas Past, you look like Simple..JIM THIS IS A FUCKING PLAY,,,0K JUST READ YOUR LINES, THEY DON'T SAY I LOOK LIKE SIMPLE!!! Oh ghost of Christmas Past what are you going to show me.. HOLD ON JIM, I GOTTA MAKE A HEAD CALL!! KEEP THAT THOUGHT..
Scene II take II. Hello McFinn, Hey Simple..AHHHHHHHHHH!!! JIM READ THE LINES I AIN'T SIMPLE.. I mean I am Simple, but I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT... Oh, sorry Simple.. Just read the lines McFinn. OK!!! What have you come to show me ghost of Christmas present..WAIT A MINUTE. EVERY NOW AND THEN I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH.!! ok OK, I have come to show you an old friend, one who went to school with you for 12 years and hung out with you and has known you all your life..Here (laughing again) hold my hand McFinn as we fly to the Ville. NOT THAY FUCKIN TIGHT JIM..JIM, JIM, STOP!! JUMPIN UP AND DOWN..JUST PRETEND WE ARE FLYING. PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!! See look it is young Jimmy McFinn and Ernie, see them running around with in St. Johns school yard with their hard tack or heart attack candy they got for Christmas. THEY AIN'T RUNNING AROUND THAT FUCKIN ERNIE IS TRYING TO GET MY CANDY AGAIN!!! Simmer down Jim, he didn't get it that year. PHEW!! HEY SIMPLE WHEN DO I COME ON!!! NOT YET PLAIN YOU ARE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, OK YOU ARE THE LAST GHOST..N0W SHUT UP AND GET BACKSTAGE..sorry for these little foul up audience, uhm we only had three months to practice...OH AND LOOK MCFINN THERE IS CAROL, CAROLING AROUND BURGERVILLE YOU STARTED DATING RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND REMEMBER WHEN THEY NAMED THE CHRISTMAS SONGS AFTER HER, OH IT WAS A WONDROUS DAY AT BURGERVILLE..HEY SIMPLE THIS FUCKIN ROBE IS HOT!! TAKE THE ROBE OFF PLAIN YOU DON'T COME OUT TILL THE END!!! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN THAT STUPID ROBE ALREADY?????? IT AIN'T SO MUCH THE ROBE YOU SIMPLE ASS IT'S THE TWO SLAVS AND A GOAT I GOT TUCKED UNDER IT THAT ARE BOTHERING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.. OK LITTLE JIMMY HOPE YOU ENJOYED CHRISTMAS PRESENT, ALTHOUGH I FUCKED IT UP AND TOOK YOU TO THE PAST..!! I LOST MY WAY.. STREBOR WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE ST. JOHNS BIT IN HER UNIFORM BUT SHE COULDN'T FIND ONE, NOW I GUESS SHE OR GREENY WILL HAVE TO DO THE GHOST OF THE PRESENT!!! THIS IS ONE FUCKED UP SHOW, OR DREAM!!! ARK!! I WANNA BE A GHOST. I WANNA BE A GHOST..You may be the only one going to get their Christmas wish Greeny.. Hey Strebor you gotta do present....CUT!!! Scene III hopefully before TAPS. Sam pull the curtain down, what do you mean it is stuck, PLIAN, PLAIN, what are you doing laying on the floor?? I tripped over the goat, and this is the last time I do one of your plays, you stink.. Get some Christmas Spirit will ya Spirit..PHew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...
I gotta do the present you say, the present...................
how are you using the word present - that we are in the present or we are giving a present - or we are answering roll call by shouting present like we did at St. J's every morning. The director of this play/dream doesn't seem to know what he is doing except hollering at poor little Jimmy. I'm outta here!
CLAP.CLAP.CLAP......Encore...BRAVO
Nice story and scary...........LOL
Great imagination.......yours will be Thursday......
OK, looks like Strebor messed up her part, she doesn't know what present to do (Thank You God)..
Scene III.................................................................................................................................................
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ON...SCENE III..OH!!
Plain.. I mean ghost of Christmas Future floats into McFinns bedroom..McFinn is now shaking with fright..Oh spectre with the black robe what have you come to show me..Plain, I mean the spectre puts out its hand and McFinn grabs it, there is no hand there just the robe sleeve CUT!!! HEY SIMPLE HOW IS JIMMY SUPPOSED TO GRAB MY HAND IF THE ROBE SLEEVE IS TOO LONG!!!! IT'S HAT INT HARE!!! NAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOOTA GAT OUT!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAIN BE CAREFUL YOUR GONNA FALL THE SLAVS RAN FOR IT. DOWN GOES PLAIN.. PLAI!!!!! ( now laughing my balls off.) PLAIN, PLEASE GET UP!!! SIMPLE I QUIT.. YOU MEAN PLAIN AND SIMPLE. NO YOU SIMPLE ASS THIS STUPID PLAY..I'M OUTTA HERE....
Aw!! Stretching, most have dozed off..gotta see what happened at the Ville today....
....................................................................................................................NO!! you gotta be kiddin me, I thought that was a dream..That is embarrasing, Plain fucked everything up.. Man is incorrigable.. The only thing I can say about that is this.. THAT'S A WRAP...LOL!!
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS.
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