"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. YO!! How about them iggles, guess they really are a dream team. Took down the mighty Dolphins in front of 600 people yesterday. Way to go iggles, give Reid another 10 years, and you still won't see a Super Bowl..On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 Pipers Piping (I Think). I used to make fun and think how stupid this song was, until one person, I think it was Larry Ryan, explained to me that at the time this song was written, Christianity was under attack, and anything having to do with Christ would be persecuted.. Soooooo, each of these turtle doves and lords a leaping, represent a symbol of Chritianity. So, there you have it, Simple was blaspheming and didn't even know it. There are a lot of people amongst us, that think they are right, but they are wrong, but try not to argue with those kinds of people you can never convince them they are wrong.. Like Confucious say: "He who thinks he is always right is wrong." Moving or Storming towards Christmas, bring on the movies, songs, or happenings in your life. We are doing Chritmas, so bring it on people.
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Are you sure that Confusius said "He who thinks he is always right is wrong". I think it may have been Phil the Thrill. It certainly sounds like one of his euphenisms (spelling?). Christmas songs and movies are just too many to mention but I will try to think of my favorites for my next comment. "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
No No Confusius said " He who walks into turnstile in airport is going to Bangcock" I know this Baffles people but thats what he said.
And Simple The 12 Days of Christmas song is prolly the most misunderstood part of the church year. it's not the 12 days before Christmas But from the 25th of December until the 5th of January.And the Song dates back until the 16 Century religious wars in England and said to have hidden references to the Basic teachings of the Christian faith.But and I say, But there is lil hard evidence either way that this is about Religion Myself i think it's urban Myth, I mean " come on man" 2 turdle doves,3 french hens, 4 calling birds, 6 geese a laying,7 swans a swimming, there would be Bird shit all over the Place And who the hell is England to tell us what it's about?What the Queen needs is a wild Goose that would drive her up a wall. It's Urban myth I tell ya, shrugs and walks away.
OK Plain, calm down. Your forgot about 9 Lords a Leaping and 7 Maids a milking the nine lords a leaping..five golden rings, and 10 drummers drumming and 8 drunks a drinking 5 shots of vodka.. four floundering fish, five golden rings. OK calm down my man.
On the road with Phil the Thrill he sounds like I did last week. I said Dude you got that bug..He says, I don't have bugs..Phil listen, I didn't say you have bugs. I said you have the bug. What bug?? You sound sick Phil, like I sounded last week..I ain't sick.. I'm tellin ya, do you have a sore throat?? cough, cough, cough, hack, spit..Yeah I gota a sore throat but I ain't sick. Well what the fuck was all that coughin and hackin just now? I had to cough and hack..Ya think maybe you got a cold or flu?? No fuckin way, I don't get sick..hack hack, cough gag cough. Phil you OK?? Yeah how many times you gonna ask me?? cough cough, gag hack..I won't ask you any more!! Then he says "hey E we are like Willie Mays!" Why is he sick?? No you just caught every fuckin red litght on Rt. 70.. Ha Hhaha cough , cough hack cough.. Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...
Hey Strebor that could have been Phil The Thrill he says so many Philosophical equations that I can't keep up with him..
He told me yesterday that he bet a 1-5 exacta box..I said yeah did it win?? He says no but it should have.. Then he says nothing else like his horse fell down or he got disqualified ..nothing that was it he should have won..
Well, lots of visitors no talk..something like that. I am locking down the Ville for the night. Critters are all asleep, I told them McFinn said it was Christmas Eve. When they ask me what happened I'll just tell them that McFinn never knows what day it is..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
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