"Today Is The 11th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

"It Is Now Post Time"
We're Off..I used a cliche in last nights TAPS and said time really does fly..Blat and Slat came back to the Ville and started throwing the clocks through the Pine Barrens, laughing their balls off..The parrot was flying by and one of the clocks hit him...I told Blat that the parrot got clocked..CHIT HAHAH!!,, OK OK, calm down you Simple fuck,,Blat just stared at me with a blank expression on his face, well come to think of it ,that is his normal look...The parrot was ARKING!!! I'M HIT!! I'M HIT!!  What am I ten years old..PHEW!!
Pretty much wrapping things up here at the Ville, calls to make, bills not to be paid, nothing new with that shit...
Just saw where JOHN (VINNY BARBARINO) TRAVOLTA, was hitting on his masseuses, these people DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOT, live in the real world...(I do read above), I digress.  Here is another fuck that should just go away..he has shot his load, literally...HERE IS THE BIG ONE (literally), HE IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ALIEN BELIEVING SCIENTOLOGISTS..!!!!!! Oh, how I love those idiots.  Here is a religion based on the writing of Ron L. Hubbard,  the author of one of the only books I ever got about halfway through, and said what the fuck am I reading...It was garbage, it was one mans view, and take on the universe and happenings and how you cannot fail and what you have to do to succeed and how you have to destroy everything you learned and learn his way, you know become a Scientologist.. Let me tell all my friends here at the Ville, as far as I am concerned you can be anything you want, you can worship whoever you want, you can be religious or non religious, I don't care, that is none of my business..but puleeezzzeee don't walk around with smugness that you and your beliefs are better than me and my beliefs, it don't resonate here..I cannot stand these pompous assholes in this scientology bullshit religion., I can't stand the muslim, ayatollahs and their mujaheddin, so called holy warriors, if you ain't with us you are against us philosophies..Leave people alone, let them worship as they see fit.  Don't act better than them because they don't believe in aliens and allah.. Without no intention whatsoever of boring you, just let me say, that France sucks I know this, you know this, now you are saying where is this Simpleton going with France..Just for an instant, lets go back to the 5th century A.D., that is the century the Roman Empire finally crumbled, and the lights went out in Europe, yep, the beginning of the dark ages...In the 6th century A.D. the Arabian Peninsula was on fire as Muhammad was raiding up and down the coast and spreading, the religion of Islam, but also uniting the Arab tribes into his nation of islam... Right now you are like what the fuck is Simple doing, ahh just bear with me for a lifetime...The religion spread into Northern Africa and the Moors attacked Europe, right into Southern Spain, and conquered it with not much of a problem. France was next, but the Frankish King, one Henry Martel, or Henry The Hammer...He was the great, great, great, great, great grandfather of Dave Shultz.....defeated the Moors at the Battle of Touren.., and pushed them back into Spain.  The reason I stated this little tid-bit of information, is the fact that if the Morrs conquered France at that time, we may all be muslims, there was nothing left to stop them..The barbarians which were mostly Germanic were too busy slaying each other. The towns and countryside were dying by the millions from the bubonic plague, Rome was in shambles...I went off on this tangent just too show you the power that religion holds over the sheople..I could really go on and on about the dark ages, they were some dark ages..and in reality we as mostly European descent, don't really know how lucky we are to even be here..We were about one more catastrophic event from being totally annihilated.. I was using the above historical facts, so as to show how these people, even from the dark ages, try and put their beliefs on other people... There, how you like that Johnny Weiner Travollta..Here is what bothers me about these kinds of predators.  They use their fame and their fortune to intimidate a young guy or girl, who is in their employ, or just performing their jobs..How many of these types of individuals did Travollta intimidate into perverted activities before these two came forward  (hundreds, thousands), with the threat of them losing their jobs, some people would give into this pressure..Sons-Of-Bitches like him and Sandusky, and these Catholic priests ( I shouldn't even call them that, as they are not priests at all) using their so called celebrity or power to harm other people is more than shameful, it is disgraceful and a reason to hang their asses from the highest bridge.. If this society would just take it upon themselves to castrate these bastards and give them their balls to eat, that just might deter the next one  I know some of  you may be aghast at that last suggestion, but I learned it in 1964, when the Dominicans raided the U.S. Embassy, killed the killed the 12 Marines on embassy duty then castrated them and yep, sewed them into their mouths...We at Camp Lejeune were on red alert and ready to deploy, and I remember us all talking about what we were going to do.... this Simpleton thinks it would be a much nicer world, def. nicer and brighter than the dark ages...OK, right about now everybody is like, please shut him up  today.. See what happens to me on a Friday without Vodka...Come on in, sit right down, baby let your mind roam on...Whack on Plain, you know I will be up home tomorrow..maybe you could hook up with us and help this young fella that is going in The Corps, with all you profound knowledge of things Marine...Going out with, Me, You, Floyd, Johnny McFARLANDS, and anybody else that was crazy enough to join the good old, U.S.M.C. (really means Uncle Sams Misguided Children)...., he will go AWOL before he hits the Island....