"Today Is The 31st And Last Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...The old song says: Maaaayyyy She Will Staaaayyyyyy!! Yeah right, see ya...Come on man, these months are just all jumbled into one long day...Is that a sign of aging, or the fact that some parts take longer than others to wake up..NO!! not that part Plain...Don't try to appease me Plain, by saying you are putting an application in for me with the Toads..Dude I taught you guys how to be Toads!! OK, so the General did, but he said I could say that..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??? Probably left for Florida already...I almost thought this was VodkaDay, ala McDay.  Anyhow, I got nothing going on in my head right now.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Still nothing........................................................................................................................................................................................Come on Simple, you are the Poster, and Hoster, and the only one that does anything around this fuckin place..ARK!! Where ya been shit head, Where ya been shit head...Here we go, another country heard from.. Shotgun, where the fuck is the shotgun????
OK, now I got it...Remember back long long time ago, actually not that long ago.. Kadaffy Ducks, regime was under siege, a civil war had erupted in Western Libya, and an hour later, all of Europe and half of America were already bombing the Duck's domiciles...His regime bit it, in about a week, and they fucked the Duck...and his family and anybody that even looked like a Duck...Donald, Daisey, Huey, Dewey and Gooey, were also thrown out of the country, as it now became a Duckless country...Well I may be a little facetious on this musing, but I am getting to my point shortly...Here we go...FUCKIN ASSAD HAS BEEN SLAUGHTERING HIS CIVILIAN POPULATION FOR OVER A YEAR, MAYBE FOR HIS WHOLE REIGN!!!!!! I wonder why no one has done anything about it. Oil you say, black gold, Texas Tea....I don't care what reason they have, as I watched where this jerk offs regime went in and took out a bunch of unarmed children, now that is bravery at its zenith..Still nobody does anything..Just wondering...I could solve this problem today..The United States has a secret weapon, and is ready to really unleash it on the Arab World...IT IS KNOW AS HILLARY!!! Yep, that old king ASSad, will be shaking in his camel hair boots when HILLARY,  arrives...I can envision it now...king ASS ad,  yes peasant,  The Secretary Of State From The United States has arrived...Send him in....AH!! your highn ASS!! WHAT?? WHAT?? YOU FOOL!! uhm, sire, it is a woman named HILLARY..Ahahahhaahhahahhhahahhahahha... Secretary of State get it...Send her in...Here comes HILLARY ALL BEDECKED OUT IN HER ARMANI BUSINESS SUIT... Because she means business...I could see old king ASS ad right now, throwing a note book at her and saying since you are a Secretary take some dictation, then report to the harem quarters where they will give you proper attire to wear in my presence....HILLARY just stares at him, and starts taking dictation..As she is led away, she murmurs, yes, yes, joining a harem, I finally am going to get back at Billy Goat and Monica.....She sends shivers down those bedouin tribesmens backs....She is a good emissary to send to the middle east..Why the fuck don't they just send, Lindsey Lohan, at least she would party with the chieftains.....Can't help it, can't stand her, if she ever becomes President of Our United States Of America...I move..I just probably won her the nomination as the millions of people that read this shit, will now vote for her, just to get rid of me...