It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off.....Is there anything worse than a Monday, after a nice weekend???? YEP!! Tuesday, after a nice three day weekend!! Good Morning Jane, Hey Office Clown, why don't you just can it today....Excuse me Jane....I said why don't you just can it today, can't you hear...Well excuse me Jane. Awfully touchy today...TOUCHY, TOUCHY!!! YOU WANT TO SEE TOUCHY!!! HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Yeah, Tough Tuesday, new nickname for the Tuesday after a three day weekend...Me personally, I am in fine form...Worked till about seven PM Friday, and have no idea what the fuck we did..Oh yeah, picked up parts that we put on the shelf to be cleaned and delivered today...Phil said, Yo E, get the parts out of the trunk!!! I said what parts?? The parts we picked up Friday...Their on the shelf dude...OH YEAH!! PHEW the shit I gotta put up with around here...YO, if they threw you outside naked today, and told you, you had to walk to Atlantic City from Philly without water, you would die.....Now, that was the so called good old days..Now, you jump in an SUV, fill it up with a couple of Benjamins, and put the air on and get out in the traffic...Saw all the store owners in Ocean City,(why is it always Ocean City?) They were very happy with the volume of people and the weather at the shore...Hey, helps the economy fine with me...Those days of fighting traffic, getting the keys to check in, getting the cars unpacked, food shopping and beer shopping, making the beds, and getting the kids ready for a burning at the beach, are in the real view mirror....leave that to the new Mamma's and Pappa's...TUESDAY, TUESDAY, SO GOOD TOO ME..sung by the New Mamma's and Pappas.. Alright, you fuckin Simpleton, time for work. Play in the Ville later..Work today consists of thinking of a Villesburgh Address...Yeah, I can see McFinn laughin right now, like what the fuck is he going to say now...Later McFinn..Hey Plain, you and the Toads better have some water bottles with you, and ya better cover them domes, those brains don't need anymore fryin....HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! SHE'S HOT HE'S HOT SAYING HOT HOT HOT,,,,,HOT N TOT...Forget that last line, HOT N TOTS were I believe a tribe in Africa..you know like the Watusi, the Bantu, the Pygmies, the Rulamonga, the Cowabungas, the Moochabaca's, and the ever fabulous Maybushmen.......Hope you have a good Tough Tuesday. Tune in later for the hottest, and most profound musings on the web, Here At Plain And Simple....!!!!
7 comments:
Hey Simple whats with trash talking all the African tribes? I was a Zulu Fighter Pilot back when the Moors attacked.After we beat them Back I joined the Algerian Sea Bees just to see the world.Its a real jungle out there.So leave my Soul Brothers alone.
Be brave all of Plain and Simple Ville. Nicer weather is on the way. Say a little prayer for our loved ones and friends and all who have to work outside on a day like this. Brutal! And, I like your take on a Tuesday after a three day weekend - TOUGH. Although I have to keep reminding myself it isn't Monday.
Yes, Strebor, the only people I tip at Xmas is the Post-Lady and the Trash men......I think that the trash men have the rottenest job, especially in this weather.......Maybe Simple has a bad job too, I should tip hijm also.......
Yes tip me..the only job worse than landscaping in this weather is Infantry..!!
Tribes you say, tribes..Little known fact, the first tribes were formed by the equator in Africa, way before the Year Of Our Lord was invented..The first tribes were hairy, and mostly lived in trees..These tribes were called by various names, the one that stuck was Lucibanga...they actually found an skeleton of this tribe and named it Lucy..yep you can look it up..as the trees dwindled the tribes seperated.., and as they dropped from trees, some had to hide in bushes and as they evolved they grew shorter and shorter, these were the ancestors of the pygmies, or the smallabunga tribes...others that migrated to the desert areas, grew taller as they had to look fare and wide to see if lions and other carnivores were ready to have them for lunch..they grew so tall some of them reached nine feet, they were the ancestors of the bantuwiggies..today they are just bantu's as the wiggie half never grew beyond six feet and were eaten by hyena's..Little known fact within a little known fact..those fuckin hyena's would laugh when they ate lunch..they were known as the clowns of the Savannah..Yep you heard it all here first at Plain and Simple..Where would this world be without us?? I as myself this question daily...Sure I do...
Wait a sec McHott how do you know what Day it is? And you simple surley you jest I saw how hard those grunts worked at LeJuene,they were calling us Combat Eng. every two minutes complaning that they only had Brooms and no shovles and the General would be there in Three Hours.I told them lean on the Brooms until the shovles get there to lean on..........smirks and walks away
There he goes smirkin again, that is about all he does around here. Fuckin man, is incorrigible..As soon as I started talkin about tribes, Meere got all misty eyed, almost caused a flood here at the Ville. Did you ever see the eyes on a Meere Kat?? Anyway, he said he longed for the Savannah. I said well get on the next boat down at Long Bitch Island and go home to the Savannah...He looked at me his eyes sticking to my forehead and grabbed me with his mitts, and yelled he could never leave The Ville, ha, wished everybody felt like that...OK hot day, is gone away, supposed to cool of a shwee tonite and into tomorrow..I sound like Shwartz..I think Me and Plain are the only two that watch that guy...
I was trying to avoid it, but I see where Roy Halladay is out for 6 weeks, at the beginning of the season if you asked me what two guys do the Phils need the most?? I would have said Ryan Howard, and Roy Halladay, they have neither...injury, after fuckin injury. Plain or Dave told me that the Red Sox have 12 guys on the DL. Philly can't be far behind..Still gotta hold the other teams down, and score some runs..gotta hang..can't give it up in May....they will be there, I ain't jumpin..having said that let's get this day done..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
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