It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off...Here is one of the songs I sang on the bus.. Actually the first one, because I knew I would captivate the crowd...Well in essence they had no choice they were on a bus to Kentucky and there was no leaving..kind of a captive audience.....Including Frank the bus driver...by the way he hung with me the whole time, and even came too see me in Philly, but once he caught the act in Philly, I kinda never heard from him again..Sorta like that Soldier, Detroit that Butch brought home that time, and we all woke up in the Upper Darby Jail..Detroit could start some shit man...Somebody once told me that back in the day, I started more fights than Stalin.. Well thank you God, for allowing me to change..no more of that shit..339 ass kickins is enough for any Simpleton...LOL!!!
MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME:: BY: STEPHEN F. FOSTER....
The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home,
Tis summer the people are gay.....(originally it was the darkies are gay)
The corn-top's ripe and the meadow's in the bloom
While birds make music all the day...
The young folks roll on the little cabin floor
All merry, all happy and bright,
By'n by hard times comes a knocking at the door
Then my Old Kentucky home, Good nite
Weep no more my lady, Oh! Weep no more today!!
We will sing one song for my Old Kentucky Home.
For the old Kentucky Home far away.
The author, and lyricist...As Doc Holiday famously said too, Johnny Ringo in Tombstone..., Doc was playing the bar piano and slupin down bourbon after bourbon, when, Ringo leans on the piano and says..Who is that Stephen Fuckin Foster....and Doc looks up and says NO!! Johann Fuckin Bach!!!!! tempers flare and the movie just gets better....
Yes ladies and gentlemen Stephen F. Foster wrote my Old Kentucky Home and I don't believe that F. stands for Fuckin...He also wrote Way Down Upon The Swanny River...Little known fact ....The Swanny River, is located in Northern Kentucky, a stones throw from Rabbit Hash Kentucky, yep that Rabbit Hash, where a dog is the mayor...gotta go live there, has to govern better than humans..the Swanny river was noted for its clear water and the elegant swans that swam there and did various other non swan things.. They may be elegant, but they are nasty fuckin birds..like most birds...birds are by nature nasty (see posts about parrots)..Anyway that is how the Swanny got it's name because there were swans swimming, and fucking and eating and shitting in it constantly...It was just a natural progression that somebody would name it the Swan River, which is its real name, but to make verses rhyme and rhythm rhythm, Stephen Fuckin Foster used Swanny as the rivers name in his song...Cop out man, and I am outta here before the cops take me out...UHMMMM some picks on the Derby Plain...I say there are about ten horses out of the twenty that could win this thing..A descent trip is all Union Rags needs, and I have to stick by my prediction he will be the first Triple Crown winner since Affirmed...uh-oh- Uhmm 1978.. Think that was the last year for a Triple Crown,,Come on in..,Derby Day Approaching, Vodkaday postpones till tomorrow, and Plain's Favorite Holiday Mexican New Year......
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0 comments, 0 comments, over 100 visitors, hmmm I should do this without that fuckin incorrigible human being...not you Plain, I was talkin about McFinn...only kiddin McFinn, I was talking about Strebor..Don't worry everybody, I will carry on without you, I will hold up the flag and hang with the critters and and and, gotta get handicappin.. The more I try the more lost I get, sounds like Phil..This race is really hard to figure...I guess that is the reason for the big payday.....
Walks in with my Smbrao on and yells Bueneous dios , and ummmm Hoppy new beers seen your Ritas!!!!
Lets see ya want some money bet 4 , 5 , 6, 14, 15 in a superfecta box cost 60 smacker roos then Bet handson to win 20 across the Board win place and show cost 60 more smacker roos. Handson the #14 Horse will go wire to wire and ya heard it here first at 10 to 1 it's a great bet.Does the Mexican Hat dance and is outta here!
And by the way Imple I know that anon. was you and i know you said the Fairgrounds but you also said Churchill was 3 naw ahhhhhhhh Pimlico and Momouth were 3 and 4 so all I can say is Naaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaa na.
Churchill was second, you loon, Saratoga was third..Monmouth and Pimlico were older, but they were not recognized as major racing venues..you incorrigible son-of-a-gun..LOL!! and you thought I was gonna call you a son-of-a-bitch..
So mmmmmmmm simple your telling me the 5 years before Churchill opened, the people that went to pimlico and Monmouth to bet Horses that they weren't there?Why would they open 5 years before they started betting you loon. Ohhhhh wait let me explain it in you and Phils terms, so you can understand.If they opened they weren't closed and if they were closed they wern't open
Okay, Okay....
Plan A-----1-4-11-14-And the Gray horse to be named later....
Plan B-----11-14-3 Trifecta
Plan C-----The Gray horse to win
Plan D-----Daily Double 10-20
Plan E-----Exacta11-3
Plan F-----Fuck It........The End
Hey Plain, your freakin me out man..You mean people were betting horses and they weren't there, WOW!! talk about throwing your money away..Plain, I think it is time too look it up.. or down. and find out that 1. Fairgrounds. 2. Saratoga 3. Churchill..let me know if you come up with something different..I love knowledge...and if they were there why weren't they there??? don't get it...
This is going to be fun, the critters are all picking horses and want me to bet for them..The parrot wants a Super Hi 5. I tried to give him a high five and grabbed his wing trying to rip it off, but he got away, ARKING something about cruelty to critters..Derby Tomorrow..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
okay Simple for the last time!!!!!
1 Fairgrounds 1853
2 Sarotoga 1863
3 pimlico 1870
4 Monmouth 1870
5 churchill 1875
6 Aquaduct 1894 now if ya have to know Monmouth closed for many years and then re opened in 1940, smacks my hands together,so now ya know, and if you dont know, then ya dont know but if you do know then ya know. And it better to be in the Know rather than saying I dont know. Nods and walks away.
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