COFFEE ON THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Settle Down, no that COFFEE ON THE NUTS is not a horse!!! I thought I solved that problem.......If you solved that problem, then that wouldn't have happened, so you thought you solved the problem but you didn't solve the problem....(head on the desk), right Phil.. Please let me say Hi to everyone at the Ville, so I can run over to the OTB and bet some horses...OK, go ahead because if you don't get started you won't go....WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!! EVERY FUCKIN DAY!!! Sorry, Sorry Phil, I will be right there...I am going to wait outside, because if I wait in here I won't be outside....YES YES!! Please go out and get the critters bets...Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here.....OK DEEP BREATH...
It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off.
They will be off today in the 138th run for the roses, yep, THE KENTUCKY DERBY. I know you are all awaiting my wondrous picks for the day..Well, this may seem like a cop out, but here goes. This is what you want to bet...
Union Rags on top of the Exacta, bet all the other 19 for second..As you see I have no clue..Let me try and give you something..
Union Rags, Bodemeister (serious threat) Creative Cause (Dave's Pick) and he usually gets one out of the four, (I really didn't look at him that much till Dave gave me his picks, and he should be there.) Gemologist, undefeated, you gonna throw him out...see this is what I mean, this is tough and I ain't done yet..That looks like a good Super.... Remember it is a mile and a quarter and if someone is closing from way back and can get a piece of the superfecta, I like Dullahan.. It really would be amiss of me to leave Hansen out of the equation, as me and one Bobby Hansen, who had the original elf nickname, grew up together,joined the Marines together, went through Parris Island together, and were stationed at Lejeune togeter..gotta put him in somewhere..one oddity about this horse is, he is lime white..yep white, you see off white and gray but this horse is white..he might scare the other ones out of his way, just like the real Hansen..LOL, I have a friend, one Joe PainBridge (Who by the way, is President of the Northwest Veterans Association, and may I say one stand up human being..just don't tell him I said that..) who likes, or who says he likes..Daddy Long Legs..If this horse wins, I will have to hide at The Northwest Vets Golf Tournament Monday, PainBridge (oh, sorry, his real name is Bainbridge), I messed up (yeah right) is now costing me money, because I have got to bet something on this stinkin number 1 horse, Daddy fuckin Long Legs.....I know I will get there and put some more supers and tri's together but for now..bet your kids birthdays...LOL!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, CITIZENS, CRITTERS, AND VISITORS TO THE VILLE..GIVE IT UP FOR DON FOGELBERG!!!!!!!
BORN IN THE VALLEY AND RAISED IN THE TREES
OF WESTERN KENTUCKY ON WOBBLY KNEES
WITH MOMMA BESIDE YOU TO HELP YOU ALONG
YOU'LL SOON BE A GROWIN UP STRONGGGGGGG
ALL THE LONG LAZY MORNINGS IN PASTURES OF GREEN
THE SUN ON YOUR WITHERS THE WIND IN YOUR MANE
TO BETTER PREPARE YOU FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD
THE RUN FOR THE ROSES SO RARE.
AND ITS RUN FOR THE ROSES AS FAST AS YOU CAN
YOUR FATE IS DELIVERED YOUR TIME IS AT HAND
IT'S A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME IN A LIFETIME OF CHANCE
AND IT'S HIGH TIME YOU JOINED IN THE DANCE
ITS HIGH TIME YOU JOINED IN THE DANCE!1
FROM SIRE TO SIRE IT'S BORN IN YOUR BLOOD
THE FIRE OF A MARE AND THE STRENGTH OF A STUD
IT'S BREEDING AND IT'S TRAINING AND IT'S SOMETHING UNKNOWN
THAT DRIVES YOU AND CARRIES YOU HOME..
AND IT'S RUN FOR THE ROSES AS FAST AS YOU CAN
YOUR FATE IS DELIVERED YOUR TIME IS AT HAND
IT'S A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME IN A LIFETIME OF CHANCE
AND ITS HIGH TIME YOU JOINED IN THE DANCE.
ITS HIGH TIME YOU JOIN IN THE DANCE......!!
If you have a little get together today or a party or are just going to sit and watch the race, do yourself a favor and google Run For The Roses a great song....
Great tribute song to the Greatest Race of many Great Races...The history, the pageantry and Simple's march to the post....Oh by the way I didn't win the Derby , Foolish Pleasure won the Derby that year..
I'm Off, not to see the wizard but to see the festivities, enjoy the day, enjoy the race, Or The Mexican New Year or whatever it is you enjoy.. Somebody hit this fuckin race please.........POOF!!!
2 comments:
Handsen will win wire to wire i bet it across the Board and now i'm going back in and just betting it to win. there's 5 horses that have to be considered 4, 5 , 6, 14 the winner and 15 there's your superfecta. box em and count your money.ohhhhhhhhhh and Happy cinco demayo to all my mexican brothers especially the ones leaving America because there's no Jobs.obama will have this all straightened out if he wins another term.In another 4 years everyone will be the same like he wants. We all will be fuckin broke.How do you like your Hope and Change now ? Haaaa haaaaaaaa ya dumb fucks, you deserve what ya get.Haaaaaaa everyone keeps telling me to quit smoking , so I just answer well the President smokes. Most say no he quit! And I tell them he says he Quit thats how I know he still smokes.
I'll bet I'll have another across the board for 50.00 each.......Only because of the rain a little......
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