Thursday, December 1, 2011

Today is the 1st of December in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Simple  is  among  the  missing  again, some where  In North America with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill.I'm sure  their going  up  and  coming  down. Or they might be  going over  then coming back. But  anyway I  wanna  talk about  the greatest generation us!!!!!!! Our Mothers  smoked  and  drank when  they were Pregnant. We ate  sweets  and anything  we  could  get our  hands  on. Usually the  first one  up was  best  dressed.We walked to school played outside all  day  and  no  one  knew  where we were.We rode in  cars that  didn't  have  seat  belts, in the  back  of  pick up trucks, and  were lucky  if  either  had  Brakes.We didnt  have  computers , Play station,nintendos, i pads, cell Phones.We were  spanked hit  with  switches, Paddles  , wooden  spoons  cat a nine tails and  the  only time  out  there  ever  was  when you Parents  got  tired  beating  on  you.BAILED OUT are  you  kidding  me  if  you  got  locked  up  you wanted  to  stay  locked  up to be  safe.We played  football on  concrete  streets and  even  worse  up Kendrick we  broke  bones  , teeth ribs, and  there  was  no  suing, we  learned to  swim  in  the Schuylkill  River our  diving Board  was  the  Black Bridge, today it's  all  child  abuse.You  wanna  know  why  kids  are  so  fat/ they dont  leave  the  house, they  get  no  exercise, it's  not  Mc Donalds tell them  to  get off their ass  and  get  outside  and  go  play.Their  Math  skills  sucks, they  can't spell  for  shit( Looks  around  the  Room, with  my  eye brow  up) Dont  say  a  friggin  word Simple cause  I  aint  getting  Dragon .Any way you  get  the  drift, I  could  go  on  and  on but  right  now  I  have  to  go Jogging.I'll be  back

10 comments:

Jim Mc said...

Very well put.........and so true.........I just got back from sky diving, had to walk five miles dragging my chute because the wind blew me off course......Kids today wouldn't do that......They would just tweet someone on their super duper phones and have them picked up. It's the little things.......LOL.......OK here you go transitioning into Trivia..What was the Janitors name at St. John's, and what was the Janitors name at St. Josephats....

Simple said...

I am going with John at St. Johns, and Johnastat at St. Joes. Now Jimmy don't yell at me, John maybe was the sacristan..In fact I know he was.
Once again Plain, great post. Yes I am on the road and will be the rest of the day..I would like to add one thing, to our growing up days. Thumbs Up, yep get that thumb up and you got a swig of somebody's soda or a bite of their candy bar and nobody died..Whatever Dragon is, if it helps with your spelling. PULEEEEZE, don't get it Plain. I love getting up at 2 AM and trying to decipher what the fuck you are talking about..LOL!!

Simple said...

Back on the road,with this escapee from a nut house.. Just passed a town named Morrisville. In the center of town, there was a big picture of a guy with a beard and a cross tie and black suit on circa early 1800's, and if you looked real close and tried to imagine this person without a beard. He looked a lot like Plain.. Me and Phil looked at each other, and I said who does that look like, and he looked and looked and said, it looks like somebody. I said I already know it looks like somebody. Does he look familiar too you. He looks, and says, he does look familiar, but I don't know who he looks like. He LOOKS LIKE TERRY!! Terry who?? My head is now down and I am bent over at the waist holding my head..Terry, Terry, Morris man. He looks at the picture again, and says he looks familiar, kinda like Terry..I just stared in disbelief.. Did you hear me just say that. He says if I didn't hear ya, I never would have thought he looked like Terry, but he does look familiar...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strebor said...

OH J.McC, you got me. I cannot remember either janitor's name. But, when you or someone else tells me I'll say oh yeah. Like you, I agree totally with Plain. Kids get tired of hearing about the good old days but unfortunately they will not have any good old days to remember, like us. If you ask a kid today if they remember when we didn't have cell phones, they look at us like we are crazy. They don't say when was that "back in the Dark Ages" because they don't know what the "Dark Ages" are. I feel sorry for them as they will never feel the joy we felt as younguns' knowing the sheer happiness of just playing outside in the neighborhoods or schoolyards. How did we ever survive with our moms smoking, no seat belts, ate all kind of foods, drank soda, beer, had rotary phones with party lines etc.? Got better if were sick, with homemade remedies. Lived without air conditioning although I couldn't do that now. Yep, when we say we remember the good ole days, we really know what we are talking about. Remember when black Friday was just the day after Thanksgiving and people stayed home with their families and enjoyed the long holiday weekend. Remember when Santa came to town on Thanksgiving. Now he is in the malls that are decorated in Sept. while the Halloween decorations are still there long before the day after Thanksgiving. On that note, there are but twenty-four days left for Christmas shopping. Yippee!

Plain said...

Lets see Saint Johns, Casper Bratta was for awhile who Is now the Sexton.Before Him I rember a Mr. Cahill tall guy grey Hair.
Saint Joe's Hmmmmmmmm Stosh

Plain said...

And yeah Simple we all took swigs or each others soda we drank out of water hoses, not Bottled water, we ate tar off the street as Bubble gum. We smoked cigarettes when we were six. Christ they sold us 2 for a nickel and even ask if you needed matches. Today they have saftey caps on everything you need to be a friggin safe cracker to get into some of these bottles and drinks, we ate worms and mud Pies, and got BB Guns for are 10th Birthday. Everyone in Little League didnt make the team, we learned to deal with Shit. Hell I love living on the edge, I think I'll go run with Scissors.

Plain said...

And Jim there was another lil guy named Mr McNamara at Saint Johns. And it's a lil known fact he Played in a Band. Nods and this is where Mc Namaras Band came from right there in Manayunk. Nods and walks away.

Jim Mc said...

Good job .......I think the sextant was John MacNamara, at St Joes it was Stosh MacNamarski. Isn't Morrisville one of the High End sections of Jersey, or is it Shamong? Walking to school, that sucked. Walking home sucked even more......Thumbing it to Green Valley to caddie and getting picked up by perves and never reporting it.......LOL Who cared back then......Never got abused back then. I never did anyway. Hell we thumbed it everywhere. Now I wouldn't pick anybody up unless she was naked......and cold, and blonde and no luggage and a smoke hanging out of her mouth, in the snow on a dark road to the Pines..........

What a Wonderful World............

strebor said...

Must be having a senior moment - did not recognize the janitor's names.

Strebor said...

TAPS - Day is done, gone the sun, from the hills, from the lakes, from the sky, all is well, safely rest, God is nigh!
Have a good night and a better tomorrow.