"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Mayyyy Sheee Willl Staayyyy...How about in years past, how bad we would be pining for May, never really left this year. Global Warming or something of that nature?? A little business here this morning as April ended on an uptick here at Plain and Simple, and we scored 2285 visitors, smashing the old record of 1985, set in the first month of the Ville's inception, once again I would like to thank, Plain and Simple, for without one there wouldn't be the other..I would like to thank our citizens, especially, Strebor and McCitizen..and I would like to thank the many visitors that come into the Ville and look around.. In ending I would like too say, Who the fuck reads this shit???LOL!!
OK SWOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH!! Thereeeeeeee goessssssssss Aprilllllllllll !!!! Wow, they sure do have a way of sneakin past ya when ya ain't a lookin....
Phillie Check: Come on everybody, don't give up the ship it is hard too replace 65 home runs and 200 or more rbi's in a lineup...and with Utley and Howard out, that is what they are doing.., even if they had one of those guys in the lineup it could translate into another 2 or 3 wins and they would be about 2 or 3 games out of first..These guys are doing their best, and I honestly think, they are pressing...they have good ballplayers on this team, and top of the line pitching.. I still say they are World Series Bound, and they will win it...Now, you say, here he goes with his predictions, because he knows if that happens, he is probably the only one saying it right now...YEP,, you caught me, that is the Simpleton's modus operendi., Lay it out there and if it happens he looks like a genius, and if it doesn't, well everybody already knows he is a Simpleton.(or is he muhahhhahh)..The Simpleton Knows......
Movin right along, those Slavs tried to get out of here last night, it was total chaos. Greeny was ARKIN!! Let them go, more room for us..Let them go, more room for us..I hate that parrot...Anyway, I tackled Blat, pulled my oblique, and am on the 15 day DL, right about now everybody at the Ville knows what DL means...but, I digres..I promised them more time in the classroom, yeah right, teaching them this fucked up language..I don't even understand this language..Some dude from Latvia told me and Phil it was an easy language to learn..Phil says, yeah left.. The guy says that would be, yeah right...I said, here it goes....Phil says, if it is left it can't be right..I know that if it is left it can't be right..Well, then there ya go, it is yeah left...Guy is staring in disbelief, then he says..yeah right..and walks away.. Phil is yelling no, yeah left...2285 visitors read this shit...that boggles what little mind I have left....Alright I gotta git....For the first day of May, let's play MayDay. MayDay....anything too do with May, or May, May be in it..git it....
MayDay
MayProcession..Bring flowers of the rarest, bring flowers of the fairest..McSinger and Plain know the rest..
MayPo. What ever happened to MayPo..
May I?? Know you May not...HA!! and you all thought I had no etiquette. Enjoy a rainy MayDay, it is the only one you got......
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It is supposed to stop raining and we are going to see some sun and 79 degrees for the 1st day of May, which is usually my favorite month. Last year we had a very rainy May so I hope this year it is better. A remembrance of past May processions. When we were in 8th grade at good Ole St. J's, we selected a May queen for the procession. Our May queen was Kate Farley (married name Gallagher - uh, do you think she may be Irish?), and she would crown the statue of Mary in the grotto on Rector St. This was always a fun day as we would process around Pretzel Park. And, when the procession was over we would always get some pretzels from the pretzel man. I kind of get sick in my stomach thinking that we actually ate those pretzels as the pretzel man was certainly not the cleanest of merchants. But I guess a little dirt never hurts anyone. Ugh! Have a good May Day all you crazy-assed citizens of Plain & Simple.
It is supposed to stop raining and we are going to see some sun and 79 degrees for the 1st day of May, which is usually my favorite month. Last year we had a very rainy May so I hope this year it is better. A remembrance of past May processions. When we were in 8th grade at good Ole St. J's, we selected a May queen for the procession. Our May queen was Kate Farley (married name Gallagher - uh, do you think she may be Irish?), and she would crown the statue of Mary in the grotto on Rector St. This was always a fun day as we would process around Pretzel Park. And, when the procession was over we would always get some pretzels from the pretzel man. I kind of get sick in my stomach thinking that we actually ate those pretzels as the pretzel man was certainly not the cleanest of merchants. But I guess a little dirt never hurts anyone. Ugh! Have a good May Day all you crazy-assed citizens of Plain & Simple. I think you are going to get the above message twice. "Puter is crazy!!!!!!
Yep, you got it 2ce!
OOOOOOOOOO Mary we crown thee with Flowers Todayyyyyyyyyyy Queen of the Angles Queen of the May.
Ahhhhhhhhh yes I rember the may procession, all the Girls in their white Dresses and Viels and Me in that Friggin Red cassic and white top with a Red Bow the size of a friggin Tractor Trailer. Hot as a somea Bitch.The good ole Days pppppppppppppppftttttttttt eyes wide open and shrugs with hands out , are you shittin me ?It was Bullshit.But other than may Day there are some great Days in May. There's Cinco de Mayo, and there's memorial Day, But the Bestest of all Mothers Day, one of the Best Days of the Year.There was Oswald and Ginny and Poppa , but Most of all "I Rember Momma"............smirks and walks away
Strebor there's no repeating ! You know when you start repeating yourself it means your getting forgetful, and mmmmmmm they say the Mind is the second thing that goes.....nods and walks away, mumbling it's not like Strebor to repeat herself ,shrugs
Yep, remember the Salve Regina, singing and walking, tripping and looking at everything but the May Queen.....Did Strebor ever make that Honor?
Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae:
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve.
Ad te clamamus, exsules, filii Hevae.
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
in hac lacrimarum valle.
Eia ergo, Advocata nostra,
illos tuos misericordes oculos
ad nos converte.
Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui,
nobis, post hoc exsilium ostende.
O clemens: O pia: O dulcis
Virgo Maria
Good old (RIP) Organ Annie
How many times do you think he dropped those Pretzels on the ground right where he was throwing a big lunger up, or cleaning his mustard dispenser with his coat sleeve....We have so many anti-bodies from him we should thank him...
Plain, I'm on a remote 'puter. Not my fault that I repeated, I'm blaming it on the puter. No McMary I was never May queen. You had to be holy and good, which when I was in grade school I was NOT!
Struts into the Ville, right arm swinging behind my back.......strut.....strut....strut
And mmmmmm yeah they didn't always pick the Most beautiful chicks to be May Queen, some of the guys were better looking.
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