It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Number one I would like to say from all of us here at Plain and Simple, Happy Birthday to one of our brothers...Happy Birthday DAVID ARNOLD MORRIS....His middle name is Arthur, but I changed it after the way he golfed at the Tournament...Serious Dave, from all of us have a great Birthday, and I am coming up to see you just to make your special day, real special.....I wonder how I ever saw 66, I wonder more how he ever saw 67...Just not our time...We were meant to be here to spread our warmth..and spread our warmth we will......
You all are wondering how I am doing this post from Jail...Well guess fuckin what, they found out I was Lance Corporal Keebler, the senior Lance Corporal in the good old USMC...and they immediately opened the door and got the fuck out of the way..So, here I am back at the menagerie with the critters (only for a little while) as I have some warmth to spread..I will get back on the case of the DUMPTY'S, only because doing this kinda shit, may be the end of Plain and Simple.. Who would read that shit?? Just for the hell of it, let me go check yesterdays registry....119 visitors, I knew people loved reading this profound material...This being Memorial Day Weekend, I know there will be a lot of parades and Memorial Services...that is a good thing.. Tell the kiddies what Monday is about.....I really don't have a whole lot to say today, because I really don't have a whole lot to say....I wanna just ease everybody about the Phils, they will be there...I wanna ease everybody about Plain and His Toads, I will not be there., I want to tell everyone, that today at ECKS, there is a DJ and guitar playing by, Tommy The Gun, Runnin Joe, and maybe if they treat me real nice...SimplE with a big E...Have a great day, and I will be checking, in later..
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Here, Here, Happy Birthday David...Walk the dog and extra mile tonight......Glad to have you here fucking with Plain's Republican mind.....Keep coming on and haveing fun...........
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people - Dave Morris. Have a great day, year and many, many more. Happy vodkaday to all and hope you all have a great Holiday weekend. God Bless our Military, past, present and future. Thank you for all you have done and will do. Let's remind all what Memorial Day really means not that it is just the first big weekend "down the shore". A little nit-picking here, Channel 6 ABC has a segment every Thursday starting this weekend called "down AT the shore". Now did you ever hear a Philly person say I'll be down AT the shore? Wake up Channel 6 YOU ARE A PHILLY STATION! START TALKING LIKE A PHILADELPHIAN (whoever that may be)!
Picky...Picky...Picky......LOL
Don't forget to buy your Poppy taday and tomorrow.......
That is probably the Nouveau Riche
way of saying Down the Shore.....But........whatever Erin, Karen or Cecily say is OK with me......they can go up, down, sideways to the shore and I will follow........
Finn Mc? you can change that to Finn McDirtyOldMan. Got my poppy!
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