"Today Is The 2nd Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....I think when I finally lock up this bunker and run off into some sunset somewhere, I am going too start claiming all of these prizes, I win every day...It is amazing the amount of prizes I am given every day through the internet, and through the mail.. If I start claiming this shit, it would be a full time job..I came into the Ville this morning and there was a big wheel telling me I win whatever prize the needle falls on, so I in all of my Simpleness spin the fucking thing..and it says no money prize this time, but call this number for your free T Shirt, and your annual dues too the spin of fortune club...So I call this number and a sexy voice answers, sorta like Plains voice, GAG!!  Hello Mr. Keebler, (how the hell did she know it was me??) fuckin internet is unbelievable.)  I see where you signed up for the Spin Of Fortune Club, CONGRATULATIONS, on winning your T Shirt, we will be sending that too two Linda Lane is that correct....Yep...OK, then Mr. Keebler we would like too send one of our techs out to check your phone system and install your new one, when would you be available??  Let's see when would I be available.. AH,, ten o'clock tonite...Oh, I am sorry our techs only work till 5...AH,  well,, can I talk too a supervisor...Sure, is there a problem?? Let me talk to a supervisor please...HELLO MR. KEEBLER..  Mr. Keebler is dead, this is Ernie.. Who am I speaking with?? ED ED McGILL!! Hey Eddie, if you or your fucking scam artists call or come into my blog again, I am going to hunt you down like the cur you are...You have wasted an hour and a half of my time, I do that enough I don't need any help...OH,, SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY MR. KEEBLER WE WILL REMOVE YOU FROM OUR FILES..You do that Eddie, and don't forget to send me my T Shirt...What the fuck man, no wonder when you try and do a legitimate business transaction the sheople are leery of ya.....I remember when tele marketing was a huge booming business.. Like the first time I got one, I was listening too all the bullshit as to how I was going to make money and this product could not fail and what is my credit card number...Then after about a month or so of these obnoxious phone calls and maxed out credit cards LOL!! I called it quits, but the calls continued, so I just kept ordering on a bad credit card..Then those calls started.  This is American Express,  NO IT AIN'T, you don't have any Americans working for you, you lying fuck...What do you want?? You have charges here that were not paid on time..I guess you are going to have too put me in jail..SLAM...Yo, you wanna talk about loan sharking, how about them credit cards...they can be dangerous...I am going to give you a little test..because I have done it and am still doing it...Try living your everyday life without one...You can't get a room, you can't get an airline ticket, you can't even rent a truck....If you think I am not serious try it..I actually had a hotel tell me they didn't take cash....I actually had too get a certified check to rent a truck....Check it out!! Enjoy the day everybody and spend baby spend..LOL!!!