It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Last Wednesday, I get pulled over in New Eygpt, New Jermany, and am told by the Gestapo Agent, that my licsence is suspended...I boldly blurt out, what the fuck man, it can't be me. I haven't had a ticket in years..He goes back to his wehrmacht vechicle with all kinds of instrumentation on it, and in it..Probably cost about 200.000, of the tax payers money to build this thing.., goose steps back and says, no sir its you..I say, for what...he looks and says, a 25.00 sur charge on an insurance bill..Soooooooo, without further adieu, myself and Phil have to switch places and back to work we go...Friday, I go too Trenton, find out the surcharge is for the last time my licsence was suspended because I never received my new licsence registration..Can't fight city hall, right?? Not yet...but the fuckin day is coming..Anyway 1/2 a day shot, and 200.00 later I am squared away..I ask the lady at the motor vehicles if she wants to marry me, she just starts giggling and says, oh you wouldn't marry me,, I said you got that shit right...Phil is like lets get the fuck out of here.....The reason I brought my situation to light is the fact that, my justice was swift and effective. That is the way it should be...NOW!!! will somebody puleeeezzee!! tell me why Scumdusky, is still having babecues at his house and sitting on his porch reading the paper, when in effect, he fucked a little boy in a shower not once, but many times..Well he is innocent until proven guilty..yeah bullshit...If he has 20 or 25 accusers, that scum bag did it...he is walking around grinning and trying to get a plea deal with his accusers...When somebody, and I don't see it, has enough balls too stand up and actually change this country, they better start with the judicial system, it is outdated, outmoded and a travesty to this land...Every fuckin one of these child molesting bastards is a second and third time offender...They have too tell you if they move into your community, we should have the right to kill them if they want to move into our communities..., they should all go live together and fuck each other..Kill vermin it is the only way to get rid of them.. I myself while coaching in Indian Mills had a very, very bad experience with a child molester, it was one of the most heinious of this genre of crimes I have ever heard of. If I had known at the time, what came out later, locally and in the news, I would be doing Plain and Simple from Rahway State Prison, because there would have been blood. I guarantee you that.. I really don't want to discuss it on Plain and Simple as it is really disturbing..I just know this, not only by my experience, but, all these crimes against children I read about and watch on the news...They live, to rape or kill a child another day...If the people that run our government don't have the balls to do it, let me do it..I would take my job very seriously, no child or parent would have to worry about child molesters, they get caught, they die...I think that is a Plain and Simple way to handle this blight on our society and our children...I know a whole team of guys that would help me out...Just put that fuck face, Scumdusky, in jail today, until this trial starts..What is it about a year now?? Enjoy Jerry, have another hot dog on this fine and upstanding judicial suck system....Off that for a while, didn't mean to upset anyone, it just gauls me, that we as a society WON'T protect the innocent...I just don't get it man..PHEW deep breath Simple...
OK!!! EVERYBODY!!! TODAY LETS SALUTE HUMTPY DUMPTY, BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT EGG SHAPER THERE WOULD BE NO HUMP DAY...THANKS HUMPTY..YOU CRACK ME UP...Phew! that's it Simple deep breath...Hey everybody hitting the road, (there goes Blat and Slat smashing the old dirt road), this place is a fucking menagerie..The country is now just gearing up for work, when in two days it will be Friday or VodkaDay all depending where you hail from.. Not much work getting done this week..Hang in, everybody, summer is here for awhile..If summer emulates winter we should have 200' days in the very near future...
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Hey Plain, you gotta get over the Ville, with me and Easy..They are advertising all kinds of material, and we could probably be millionaires..Just don't tell J Nine..
You know what on second thought, why don't you just whack on..I forgot today was the big whacking day for The Toads...I guess you can tell I am bitter, about not being asked to be in The Toads..You all can ask me, but I ain't going to join..I don't care if you all beg me. I am not joining..I don't care how much you want me in the Toads, I will not join...So there, go tell the rest of your Toad friends, that I refuse their requests too have me join the Toads...Tell them I am sorry, but I will not join..I don't care how much they beg and whine, I will not join...Well, being the tender hearted person I am, I guess if all of my friends begged and whined, I would have to give in, of course there would have to be some changes made..I would probably stress the fact that I would want to be the big Toad..Or is that Babes job? Are the McFARLANDS TOADS? Johnny could be head Toad. Or a better yet..DAVEY!!!!
I don't know how, but Plain and Simple just broke another record..We have over 3000 hits this month..Who the fuck reads this shit????
Must be the Ray Charles's of the world.....LOL
Simple you keep bringing up that egg head Humpty Dumpty. And you still haven't answered my question about who was the guy ,that said i'm going to eat the first thing that chicken shits out.And was it the egg or Bird shit?Please correspond with a Simple sensible answer. Oh and I signed you up for the Toads!!!!!!!!
Did a big comment and it dissapeared. fucker...
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
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