It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Just saw where Kent Desormoux, well known jockey, can't ride in the Belmont Stakes, because he was caught drinking and driving. You are like, why can't he ride?? Well, he was actually drunk when he rode a horse in a race...Just when you think you may have heard or seen everything, you haven't heard or seen anything ...Is that fuckin amazing...I gotta find out how they caught him. They probably took blood to see if he was doping and found alcohol, in his blood..Just speculation on my part..
JUNE she'll play that tune..If it is anything like May, she won't stay....this year is going by at warp speed..I know, they say the older you get the faster it goes, but this is ridiculous..Oh, but not for Plain, he stayed about 11, maybe 12...Yeah get the old putters out Toads, you are going to need your A game when us Frogs come looking for you, so far, I have me and ahhhhh Hey Phil!! Yo, E,,You wanna be a frog??? Not really, I would rather be the Prince.................Oh, yeah the Frog and Princess, and Prince story..Here we go with those Fairy Tales again...Fairy Tail, back when I was a kid that met a gay guys ass....that my friends is not politically correct, but then again neither am I...OK bring some Fairy Tales on VodkaDay, I will be at the Ville for ahwile.. A-Z FAIRY TALES CAN COME TRUE IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART..LOOK AT ALL YOU DERIVE OUT OF BEING ALIVE IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART....!!!!OK onward Simple..
A-Alice In Wonderland...Little known fact, Alice was dropping LSD...
B-Beauty and the Beast, me and any girl that has ever had the pleasure of my company.
C-Cinderfella I mean Cinderella..she of the rats pulling the carriage that had turned into a pumpkin. I ask all the time who reads this shit on Plain and Simple...Well who the fuck reads that shit???
D-Dwarves, Little known fact, there were 7 of them who took a knocked out Snow White to their little den on iniquity, and when the doctor came to examine her, he found her to be a virgin, but she had 7 dents in her cherry..that is what I heard..
E
F-Figuero, he was a hip cat in Pinnochio..I saw Pornochio, every time he told a lie his dick grew..Alright guys it was a Fairy Tale, don't go lying....Hey Phil!!! Yo E!! I ain't drinkin no Vodka today...WOW!! it works..YO PHIL!! WHAT?? I can hear....HOLY MOLEY!!!! lying is better than Viagra....
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Picking up where you left off:
E - Ernie the Elf
G - Gnomes/Giants
H - Humpty-Dumpty
I
J - Jack and the Beanstalk
K - Knaves
L - Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe or Little Jack Horner (can also count for anothe J or H)
M - Mean Queens
N
O - Old Mother Hubbard ?
P - Princess and the Pea/Plain & the Jedi Knights
Q - Queens (good or bad)
R - Rumplestiltskin - spelling?
S - Snow White/Seven Dwarves
T - Thumbelina
U - Ugly stepsisters
V
W - White Knight
X - Xanadu
Y - (Old) Yeller
Z - ZZZZZZZZZZZRip Van Winkle (can also count for R, V and W)
Why the hell do I do this and who reads this shit?
I got the O Streebs..
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor doggy a bone, when she bent over, Rover drove her and gave her a bone of his own...bark bark bark ahahhahaha
Got one for:
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet eating her curds and waye, when along came a spider and sat down beside her, and said...What's in the bowl bitch!!! ahahahahh chit
OMG!!!
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