Saturday, June 30, 2012
today is the 30th Day In June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Comes running into the Ville yelling olie olieeee octon free, here comes Buck buck number one ! I'm on base ya can't get meeeeeeeeee , finds the belt, kicks the can !!!!!!! Yes folks it's the name game........plainnnnnnnnnnn bo mana mana go game it's the name game......simple bo mana mana bo pimple...............alrighty then ya see there's no real Simple around here so your stuck with me, and we are playing the name game I gave ya a few you name the rest. Any Game ya played when your a Kid or now if ya want shrugs far be it from me to cast aspersions.... Hops on my bike and yells east taaaaaaaaaaaaaa saaaaaaaaaa sasawayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'll be back.
Friday, June 29, 2012
"Today Is The 29th Day Of May Or June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..OK, before I finish anything, let me start something..This Plain person that I have been so nice too our whole lives, has some how become inflamed and a lttle taken with his status here at the Ville..Let me tell you something Plain,, while you are out whacking your balls everyday,with the rest of the Toads... I am here slaving away at the Ville..putting up with your shit and that fuckin parrots shit, that you brought around here..You in your almighty incorrigableness (hey Plain, I don't know if that is a word, but pretty good Huh??) want a raise..NEWS FLASH!! THIS IS THE RAISE NAZI SPEAKING!! NO RAISE FOR YOU!!!!! Well there you have it Plain, whoever that Raise Nazi is, he said NO RAISE FOR TOU!! Plain you know I love you, and I am going to talk to that fuckin Nazi and see if he will at least spring for a new Trike...I hope you appreciate what I do for you around here...
On to more important issues...Syria, Eygpt, Greece, Libya, Iraq, Afghanastan...here is our daily salute at the Ville..FUCK YOU...Monroe Doctrine too time, pull our borders back to the Western Hemisphere, and let them fight it the fuck out..Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah, Ali Khomeni, Ali Ali fuckin Baba..Get our own oil flowing, bring back the manufacturing to the USA...and Fuck the rest of this world...See what happens when I don't have Vodka on VodkaDay!!! Calm down Simple there is plenty too talk about.. How about Flies...I hate fuckin flies so much I hate fuckin maggots...In fact I hate insects..just think if those bastards were bigger than us, think they would have any mercy on us...look how small they are and how aggravating they are at that size...HMMM!! kinda what my friends say about me...I have heard them whispering that, that little fuck can really get on your nerves..I think that little fuck is me...Like those big fucks never get on my nerves...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL WHEN I NEED HIM...??? I am done for awhile, escept for this one fuckin fly, I know it is the same one because he is the only survivor from The Fly Wars, here at the Ville the other night...This fucker is so big he has 27 eyes..he has a tatoo of the 82nd Airborne tatooed on one of his 28 legs...every time I pick up the bazooka to fire he dashes away..Ssoooo...it is back to war..I don't have anything else to do..So I THE SIMPLETON OF THE VILLE, NOW DECLARE WAR AGAIN ON FLYS..MOSQUITOS, AND ANY OTHER INSECTICIDAL MOTHER FUCKERS THAT ENTER MY REALM...BRING IT ON FREAKS, LOCK AND LOAD, BABY....OH,, wait insects uhmmm!! I have to leave for awhile...but don't go anywhere, because when I get back we get it on...ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! Man that fucker is getting bigger and bigger....
We're Off..OK, before I finish anything, let me start something..This Plain person that I have been so nice too our whole lives, has some how become inflamed and a lttle taken with his status here at the Ville..Let me tell you something Plain,, while you are out whacking your balls everyday,with the rest of the Toads... I am here slaving away at the Ville..putting up with your shit and that fuckin parrots shit, that you brought around here..You in your almighty incorrigableness (hey Plain, I don't know if that is a word, but pretty good Huh??) want a raise..NEWS FLASH!! THIS IS THE RAISE NAZI SPEAKING!! NO RAISE FOR YOU!!!!! Well there you have it Plain, whoever that Raise Nazi is, he said NO RAISE FOR TOU!! Plain you know I love you, and I am going to talk to that fuckin Nazi and see if he will at least spring for a new Trike...I hope you appreciate what I do for you around here...
On to more important issues...Syria, Eygpt, Greece, Libya, Iraq, Afghanastan...here is our daily salute at the Ville..FUCK YOU...Monroe Doctrine too time, pull our borders back to the Western Hemisphere, and let them fight it the fuck out..Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah, Ali Khomeni, Ali Ali fuckin Baba..Get our own oil flowing, bring back the manufacturing to the USA...and Fuck the rest of this world...See what happens when I don't have Vodka on VodkaDay!!! Calm down Simple there is plenty too talk about.. How about Flies...I hate fuckin flies so much I hate fuckin maggots...In fact I hate insects..just think if those bastards were bigger than us, think they would have any mercy on us...look how small they are and how aggravating they are at that size...HMMM!! kinda what my friends say about me...I have heard them whispering that, that little fuck can really get on your nerves..I think that little fuck is me...Like those big fucks never get on my nerves...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL WHEN I NEED HIM...??? I am done for awhile, escept for this one fuckin fly, I know it is the same one because he is the only survivor from The Fly Wars, here at the Ville the other night...This fucker is so big he has 27 eyes..he has a tatoo of the 82nd Airborne tatooed on one of his 28 legs...every time I pick up the bazooka to fire he dashes away..Ssoooo...it is back to war..I don't have anything else to do..So I THE SIMPLETON OF THE VILLE, NOW DECLARE WAR AGAIN ON FLYS..MOSQUITOS, AND ANY OTHER INSECTICIDAL MOTHER FUCKERS THAT ENTER MY REALM...BRING IT ON FREAKS, LOCK AND LOAD, BABY....OH,, wait insects uhmmm!! I have to leave for awhile...but don't go anywhere, because when I get back we get it on...ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! Man that fucker is getting bigger and bigger....
Thursday, June 28, 2012
"Today Is The 28th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
As they say at the race track..."It Is Now Post Time" Then a guy blows a bugle..I tried my hand at the guitar, and I really must admit, I am not good.. I also must admit that whatever I know on this instrument I taught myself. I never really wanted to get involved in any instruments where blowing was involved...., but with the guit I have had a ton of fun with it..good or bad, doesn't matter too most people at midnight...Speaking about midnight. Last night, I was once again at war, this time with the dreaded fly..I don't know where the dreaded bastards hatched, but it was like the AmittyVILLE horror in this fucking place, every time I nailed one, 10 more came to his funeral..Now, you may think I am a Simpleton, well, because I am..., but I now turned this fly thing at midnight into a game, instead of killing them, I wanted to knock them down, and stoop down and rip off their fucking wings and legs and make them a lay, or a walk...then I wanted to line them up and get the shotgun and fire one round right into the box that I was putting them in..I must have had 50 of the fuckers, some dead, some limping, some laying..I placed the box about ten yards away, and fired a shotgun blast into those mother fuckers...you may have thought a 175 Artillery shell went the fuck off...BLAT AND SLAT CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE HOOCH SCREAMIN!!! INTCOMINT!!! THE FUCKIN PARROT SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN!!!! SAMMY THE SUPER SQUIRREL MASCOT OF THE VILLE, CAME RUNNING OUT WITH HIS FISTS BALLED UP AND SOME SQUIRRLY LOOKIN CHICK ON HIS ARM AND DARTED INTO THE PINES, MEERE'S EYBALLS WERE GLUED ON MY SHIRT, AND THE GOAT WAS PASSED OUT...Just thought you would want to hear about the critters, they have been rather quiet during the summer months...
OK, welcome back Chase..If you will read my post of a few days ago, yeah right, I sorta alluded to the fact that his knees are chronic and we really don't know what kind of ballplayer he is going to be..He answered that question, of course for one game..This is not meant to be a cop out, what Utley did and hopefully will do for this Philly team can never be disputed..I said that he would be probably better off DH'ing somewhere in the American League (DH in one league, and not in the other, totally illogical.), I honestly hope that doesn't happen, I like that young man as a player and a person, and I as much as anyone would love to see him here until the real end of his career...I really don't know what will happen in his case...Come on back Ryan and Doc, and lets get this thing on...
Anyway, at midnight, I came into the Ville to do TAPS, and read all of Plain's innate observations, 0...and could not do TAPS, because it was midnight...so I said I would do a post, but I couldn't because it was midnight, does that make any sense..Of course (GAG)..anyway I left the Ville and went fly hunting and as we speak, one is staring at me from my puter..I honestly don't care if I fuck up my computer, I am killing this shit eatin bastard right now...@#$W$%^@*W%DW%$#@Q%^@$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, welcome back Chase..If you will read my post of a few days ago, yeah right, I sorta alluded to the fact that his knees are chronic and we really don't know what kind of ballplayer he is going to be..He answered that question, of course for one game..This is not meant to be a cop out, what Utley did and hopefully will do for this Philly team can never be disputed..I said that he would be probably better off DH'ing somewhere in the American League (DH in one league, and not in the other, totally illogical.), I honestly hope that doesn't happen, I like that young man as a player and a person, and I as much as anyone would love to see him here until the real end of his career...I really don't know what will happen in his case...Come on back Ryan and Doc, and lets get this thing on...
Anyway, at midnight, I came into the Ville to do TAPS, and read all of Plain's innate observations, 0...and could not do TAPS, because it was midnight...so I said I would do a post, but I couldn't because it was midnight, does that make any sense..Of course (GAG)..anyway I left the Ville and went fly hunting and as we speak, one is staring at me from my puter..I honestly don't care if I fuck up my computer, I am killing this shit eatin bastard right now...@#$W$%^@*W%DW%$#@Q%^@$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its the 28th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Well I guess your all wondering why I am doing this Post, It's just to Remind Simple that It's June not May.Since he said it was May 27th Yesterday. But this is what I do I fix Problems.I mean you just do it non-chalanty, and then the person dont realize how Stupid they were.
Like the problem with my neighbors Dog, they put him out every morning at 6:30 and that Bitch barks until 9:00 everyday. Well Old Plain here solved that problem this Morning. I went out got the Dog and put it in my Yard smirks lets see how they like it.
Okay time to go golfing then get Home to see the Health Care get shot down, I wonder if Biden will lean over and whisper" Damn this is a Big Fucking Deal"
Like the problem with my neighbors Dog, they put him out every morning at 6:30 and that Bitch barks until 9:00 everyday. Well Old Plain here solved that problem this Morning. I went out got the Dog and put it in my Yard smirks lets see how they like it.
Okay time to go golfing then get Home to see the Health Care get shot down, I wonder if Biden will lean over and whisper" Damn this is a Big Fucking Deal"
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
"Today Is The 27th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Man, I leave this place for a day, and it is a disaster...Who the hell is allah akbahr, is he a new citizen...hope he has an American name to go along with that slapped face in some insane asylum..what the fuck man...Out with the Iron Man and Woman last nite...greatest friends a guy could have..Iron Man, informs me, that he is golfing with the Toads today, I said didn't you golf yesterday, he says yeah that was John Hobans annual golf tournament...OK..so you and the Toads are at it again tomorrow.. I am going to rack out at Iron mans house..we get back bout 11 and Iron Woman hits the rack..Me and Iron watch the end of the Phillies and he has yawned at least 20 times..It's about midnight..I say you tired...Nah, but I have been out for the last five days, want another cocktail,,,UHMMM why don't we hit it...Why it is only 12 O'clock, I think in the worlds of Iron Men, that is like a sacrilige to go to bed right around midnight..so one more it was.....I said don't forget you have to golf tomorrow..He says yeah, all the Toads are meeting here...I said HERE?? Yeah they will all be here at 7...I said, I am warning you, if they come up here and fuck with me, there is no quarter...So, just so happens I am making a head call at 7...and there is Iron and Mrs.Iron, looking like they just got off a yahct. All freshened up and ready to roll....My hair is stickin up, I just want to go lay down, but I know that the Toads will be in that room...I don't know if I dozed off or it was real...but I looked up and saw Floyd, and Plain, and Butch and Chuckles (who names their kid Chuckles), Monk and Demps...I immediatly grabbed my stomach and said, this has too be a bad bowl of porridge...I told that Ebenezer guy, hey fucker you think you had a nighmare., look at this bunch..Oh yeah, they were tellling me too rise it was time to Caddy...PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here..Whack on my friends, whack on..
Come on Phils, come on Utley, let's start to make the move...!!!!
We're Off...Man, I leave this place for a day, and it is a disaster...Who the hell is allah akbahr, is he a new citizen...hope he has an American name to go along with that slapped face in some insane asylum..what the fuck man...Out with the Iron Man and Woman last nite...greatest friends a guy could have..Iron Man, informs me, that he is golfing with the Toads today, I said didn't you golf yesterday, he says yeah that was John Hobans annual golf tournament...OK..so you and the Toads are at it again tomorrow.. I am going to rack out at Iron mans house..we get back bout 11 and Iron Woman hits the rack..Me and Iron watch the end of the Phillies and he has yawned at least 20 times..It's about midnight..I say you tired...Nah, but I have been out for the last five days, want another cocktail,,,UHMMM why don't we hit it...Why it is only 12 O'clock, I think in the worlds of Iron Men, that is like a sacrilige to go to bed right around midnight..so one more it was.....I said don't forget you have to golf tomorrow..He says yeah, all the Toads are meeting here...I said HERE?? Yeah they will all be here at 7...I said, I am warning you, if they come up here and fuck with me, there is no quarter...So, just so happens I am making a head call at 7...and there is Iron and Mrs.Iron, looking like they just got off a yahct. All freshened up and ready to roll....My hair is stickin up, I just want to go lay down, but I know that the Toads will be in that room...I don't know if I dozed off or it was real...but I looked up and saw Floyd, and Plain, and Butch and Chuckles (who names their kid Chuckles), Monk and Demps...I immediatly grabbed my stomach and said, this has too be a bad bowl of porridge...I told that Ebenezer guy, hey fucker you think you had a nighmare., look at this bunch..Oh yeah, they were tellling me too rise it was time to Caddy...PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here..Whack on my friends, whack on..
Come on Phils, come on Utley, let's start to make the move...!!!!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
"Today Is The 26th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.....I know what I said about the Phils yesterday, and I stand by it...I still love the Phils.
Sports is definitely a microcosm of life..It was great too see a great player like Utley say, I know a lot of people have given up on me and this team, but I know I haven't given up on myself and there is plenty of time for us to get back in it.You always hear about his leadership qualities, but you very rarely see it..I think he was showing this in that interview yesterday...In any scenario you can think of, him being in that lineup is a positive, not only for him, the team, the fans, but for anybody that truly likes the don't quit ATTITUDE!! of Philadelphia's, gotta say...Chase Utley you are the MAN..How about a Hollywood scenario for The Fightin's, Utley, Howard, Halladay, and yes Lee, come back in this second half and kick ass, and get in the playoffs, and win the pennant, and Jim Thome hits the walk off home run too win the World Series, there you have my prediction, hell of a lot different than yesterday, but so what that is why we have this Ville....What's the odds, you ever here the old song A Million Too One....but as I well know there is always that 1....or rather there is always that 10 percent..
Did you see where the new President of Egypt, is from The Muslim Brotherhood...I don't ever want anyone to think I am anything but a Simpleton, but if you will go back and read my posts about Egypt and Libya, you will see that I did call that shot...In Libya, as soon as The they fried the Duck the U. S. of A. was ready to free up 34 billion of frozen Libyan assets that were in our possession..I being the Simpleton that I am, just asked, uhmmmm!! who are you going to give it too...what warring faction...You stupid Washington Ass Licking Mother Fuckers...Why don't you tell them that it if for the Families of The Marine Corp Barracks bombing in Lebanon, or the Lockerbie massacre that they perpetrated...Give them 34 billion, if I ran this country like I should, the people mentioned above would get the money, not some Bedouin chieftain..Once again Politicians make me gag....I can't start claiming to be political, because I really do hate them all, but I do pay attention when I see my country and my countrymen, suffering through a six year depression...If they vote this jerk off back in, which I still think they are, this country may never recover in my lifetime..I honestly believe I know more about economics than him.. I honestly believe that Alfred E. Neuman knows more about Economics than him...I really cannot stand one more of his fucked up speeches...HEY OBUMA!! GET ON THE GO AWAY BUS!!! PLEASE DO THIS COUNTRY A FAVOR GET OUT OF THE ORAL OFFICE...AND I AM TELLING ALL OF OUR CITIZENS IF THAT FUCKING HILLARY CLOWNTON EVER, AND I MEAN THIS BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY..I LEAVE...Hey welcome all comments as usual, I am sure Plain will blast Obuma, but I kinda took care of his tirade myself...gotta go clean up the bunker...
We're Off.....I know what I said about the Phils yesterday, and I stand by it...I still love the Phils.
Sports is definitely a microcosm of life..It was great too see a great player like Utley say, I know a lot of people have given up on me and this team, but I know I haven't given up on myself and there is plenty of time for us to get back in it.You always hear about his leadership qualities, but you very rarely see it..I think he was showing this in that interview yesterday...In any scenario you can think of, him being in that lineup is a positive, not only for him, the team, the fans, but for anybody that truly likes the don't quit ATTITUDE!! of Philadelphia's, gotta say...Chase Utley you are the MAN..How about a Hollywood scenario for The Fightin's, Utley, Howard, Halladay, and yes Lee, come back in this second half and kick ass, and get in the playoffs, and win the pennant, and Jim Thome hits the walk off home run too win the World Series, there you have my prediction, hell of a lot different than yesterday, but so what that is why we have this Ville....What's the odds, you ever here the old song A Million Too One....but as I well know there is always that 1....or rather there is always that 10 percent..
Did you see where the new President of Egypt, is from The Muslim Brotherhood...I don't ever want anyone to think I am anything but a Simpleton, but if you will go back and read my posts about Egypt and Libya, you will see that I did call that shot...In Libya, as soon as The they fried the Duck the U. S. of A. was ready to free up 34 billion of frozen Libyan assets that were in our possession..I being the Simpleton that I am, just asked, uhmmmm!! who are you going to give it too...what warring faction...You stupid Washington Ass Licking Mother Fuckers...Why don't you tell them that it if for the Families of The Marine Corp Barracks bombing in Lebanon, or the Lockerbie massacre that they perpetrated...Give them 34 billion, if I ran this country like I should, the people mentioned above would get the money, not some Bedouin chieftain..Once again Politicians make me gag....I can't start claiming to be political, because I really do hate them all, but I do pay attention when I see my country and my countrymen, suffering through a six year depression...If they vote this jerk off back in, which I still think they are, this country may never recover in my lifetime..I honestly believe I know more about economics than him.. I honestly believe that Alfred E. Neuman knows more about Economics than him...I really cannot stand one more of his fucked up speeches...HEY OBUMA!! GET ON THE GO AWAY BUS!!! PLEASE DO THIS COUNTRY A FAVOR GET OUT OF THE ORAL OFFICE...AND I AM TELLING ALL OF OUR CITIZENS IF THAT FUCKING HILLARY CLOWNTON EVER, AND I MEAN THIS BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY..I LEAVE...Hey welcome all comments as usual, I am sure Plain will blast Obuma, but I kinda took care of his tirade myself...gotta go clean up the bunker...
Monday, June 25, 2012
"Today Is The 25th Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off... Negativity, Negativity, Negativity...I woke up Monday morning to, did I say Negativity...The Phils lose a day/nite double header too the Rays.., the morons are calling for Cholly's head, telling everyone how bad a job Amaro has done...and the Phils are toast...maybe one out of three ain't bad..and I still haven't given them up for toast...
One more fuckin time..
Their supposedly dominating starting rotation:
1. Halladay..... Hey people he is on the DL
2. Lee, I have no explanaion on this mystery.
3. Hammels...probably the best young lefthander in the league, deserves a better fate, and they should
sign him asap.
4. Worley..DL is he all the way back yet??
5. Blanton..Is what he is 500 at the best...don't get him either..
6. Kendrick...head case..trade him...
All of a sudden that doesn't look so fominable too me, so what does it look like to those major league hitters..baseball is played a lot in between those things we call ears..
Bullpen: give it a break man, they don't have one.
Herndron, Stutes, Contreras, all DL, all helped win 102 games last year,,,, Bastardo (another head case), Qualls: throws up my hands...Papplebon, I don't think he has blown a save..
Lineup... 1...Jimmy....I am sure I don't, have too say anything about him, if you don't know what he is by now you shouldn't be reading this.
2 Pierre, playing good baseball. Way more than they expected.
3 Pence...What is wrong?? Somebody tell me, because this kid is one good ballplayer, something ain't right.
3A. Utley, what is he going to do?? come back and be the second coming of Mickey Mantle, ain't happening..just come back and be some semblance of Chase Utley...I hate too say it, because he was one of my favorites to watch play the game.., but that condition he has doesn't go away..I think he may have something left then again I think he may not..In any case he is not going to miracuosly propel the Phillies into the playoff, not this year not ever..I think if Utley has anything left, it would be as DH somewhere in the Amercan League..Why all of a sudden did his knees act up in Spring Training, when you have a whole off season to rehabilitate..The last guy I would disrespect as far a ball players go, would be Chase Utley, he was a large part of the rejuvination and joy the Phillies gave a town in dire need of such scenerios...,but I think his time is limited....
4. Who knows..Ty Wittington, yeah ok, about once a week, not everyday.
4A Jim Thome, yeah if they were in the American League..
4B Ryan Howard, how about this forget him for this year.
4C Carlos Ruiz, best player on the team..Plain and Simple.
5. Shane Victorino.. another all out hustler, one of the greatest nicknames of all time..The Flyin Haiwain!! can't explain it..somebody help, this is also his contract year..
6. Placido, probably one of the most fundementaly sound baseball players to ever have played..His body has betrayed him and he still is capable of hitting 300.. hope he lasts the year..
7. I don't know, John Mayberry, he of the could be, maybe, looks like the real deal, stinks, great swing, didn't catch up to that ball, long home run, swinging at bad pitches, not hitting in the clutch..A not so young enigma..if he performs to his potential, he can become a very good everyday player, but he is not that as we speak.
8. Who else...Fotenot...Lance Nix, nice spot ball player DL.....Martinez.. a Valdez type player that can't pitch...Schnieder, good relief catcher, just got hurt..
I am sure I forgot somebody OH YEAH!!
Hey Sheople stuff it man, Charlie Manuel, you all loved him when they won five division titles in a row, he has a roster full of DL'D ball players, his bullpen is decimated, and the guys that are playing are not, for whatever reason playing the way we are used to seeing them play..Leave the guy alone, he is trying his best, and it ain't his fault..If he had his guys and one or two dependable bullpen guys, they would be right there...Philly fans really do make me sick,. Let me be more specific, the Philly fans that jumped on when the Phils started making some noise six years ago, well as I can see by various emails and blogs you are jumping off the proverbial band wagon.Get the fuck off... See Ya !! You shoulda seen this team when I grew up... as I said earlier they have been on a decline since...DRUM ROLL EASY..................................................................................................... READY!! You are going to love this HERE WE GO!!...In fact ever since that day in Colorado when Billmyer got caught stealing signs this team has been on a slide..go ahead and laugh at me, I can take it, but then when you are done laughing check out the stats before and after that day...
OK, worked on the Ville with Easy Ed, yesterday his real nickname is Dwierdo, I christened him Dwierdo years ago...he lives up to the name...another former Marine, and one brilliant guy..Of course I had too show him how to plug the computer in...Seriously if it wasn't for my friend Dwierdo, I would still be using a type writer..Thanks for yesterday Easy..
Hey guys give me your take on the Phils, it doesn't look good...Oh yeah Dwierdo the check is in the mail....hey how about me coming up with a new catch phrase the check is in the mail....HA!! and they call me SIMPLE....
We're Off... Negativity, Negativity, Negativity...I woke up Monday morning to, did I say Negativity...The Phils lose a day/nite double header too the Rays.., the morons are calling for Cholly's head, telling everyone how bad a job Amaro has done...and the Phils are toast...maybe one out of three ain't bad..and I still haven't given them up for toast...
One more fuckin time..
Their supposedly dominating starting rotation:
1. Halladay..... Hey people he is on the DL
2. Lee, I have no explanaion on this mystery.
3. Hammels...probably the best young lefthander in the league, deserves a better fate, and they should
sign him asap.
4. Worley..DL is he all the way back yet??
5. Blanton..Is what he is 500 at the best...don't get him either..
6. Kendrick...head case..trade him...
All of a sudden that doesn't look so fominable too me, so what does it look like to those major league hitters..baseball is played a lot in between those things we call ears..
Bullpen: give it a break man, they don't have one.
Herndron, Stutes, Contreras, all DL, all helped win 102 games last year,,,, Bastardo (another head case), Qualls: throws up my hands...Papplebon, I don't think he has blown a save..
Lineup... 1...Jimmy....I am sure I don't, have too say anything about him, if you don't know what he is by now you shouldn't be reading this.
2 Pierre, playing good baseball. Way more than they expected.
3 Pence...What is wrong?? Somebody tell me, because this kid is one good ballplayer, something ain't right.
3A. Utley, what is he going to do?? come back and be the second coming of Mickey Mantle, ain't happening..just come back and be some semblance of Chase Utley...I hate too say it, because he was one of my favorites to watch play the game.., but that condition he has doesn't go away..I think he may have something left then again I think he may not..In any case he is not going to miracuosly propel the Phillies into the playoff, not this year not ever..I think if Utley has anything left, it would be as DH somewhere in the Amercan League..Why all of a sudden did his knees act up in Spring Training, when you have a whole off season to rehabilitate..The last guy I would disrespect as far a ball players go, would be Chase Utley, he was a large part of the rejuvination and joy the Phillies gave a town in dire need of such scenerios...,but I think his time is limited....
4. Who knows..Ty Wittington, yeah ok, about once a week, not everyday.
4A Jim Thome, yeah if they were in the American League..
4B Ryan Howard, how about this forget him for this year.
4C Carlos Ruiz, best player on the team..Plain and Simple.
5. Shane Victorino.. another all out hustler, one of the greatest nicknames of all time..The Flyin Haiwain!! can't explain it..somebody help, this is also his contract year..
6. Placido, probably one of the most fundementaly sound baseball players to ever have played..His body has betrayed him and he still is capable of hitting 300.. hope he lasts the year..
7. I don't know, John Mayberry, he of the could be, maybe, looks like the real deal, stinks, great swing, didn't catch up to that ball, long home run, swinging at bad pitches, not hitting in the clutch..A not so young enigma..if he performs to his potential, he can become a very good everyday player, but he is not that as we speak.
8. Who else...Fotenot...Lance Nix, nice spot ball player DL.....Martinez.. a Valdez type player that can't pitch...Schnieder, good relief catcher, just got hurt..
I am sure I forgot somebody OH YEAH!!
Hey Sheople stuff it man, Charlie Manuel, you all loved him when they won five division titles in a row, he has a roster full of DL'D ball players, his bullpen is decimated, and the guys that are playing are not, for whatever reason playing the way we are used to seeing them play..Leave the guy alone, he is trying his best, and it ain't his fault..If he had his guys and one or two dependable bullpen guys, they would be right there...Philly fans really do make me sick,. Let me be more specific, the Philly fans that jumped on when the Phils started making some noise six years ago, well as I can see by various emails and blogs you are jumping off the proverbial band wagon.Get the fuck off... See Ya !! You shoulda seen this team when I grew up... as I said earlier they have been on a decline since...DRUM ROLL EASY..................................................................................................... READY!! You are going to love this HERE WE GO!!...In fact ever since that day in Colorado when Billmyer got caught stealing signs this team has been on a slide..go ahead and laugh at me, I can take it, but then when you are done laughing check out the stats before and after that day...
OK, worked on the Ville with Easy Ed, yesterday his real nickname is Dwierdo, I christened him Dwierdo years ago...he lives up to the name...another former Marine, and one brilliant guy..Of course I had too show him how to plug the computer in...Seriously if it wasn't for my friend Dwierdo, I would still be using a type writer..Thanks for yesterday Easy..
Hey guys give me your take on the Phils, it doesn't look good...Oh yeah Dwierdo the check is in the mail....hey how about me coming up with a new catch phrase the check is in the mail....HA!! and they call me SIMPLE....
Sunday, June 24, 2012
It's the 24th Day of June In the Year Of Our Lord 2012
Here we go again no Post yet and I have to do all the work around here! I wonder why Simple's Computer always breaks down on the weekends. I wonder alot of things, things like
1 Why dosen't Tarzan have a Beard. Idk
2 Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? soooo stupid
3 Why if a Man talks dirty to a Woman it's sexual Harassment, and if a Woman talks dirty to a Man it's like 5.95 A minuet errrrrrrrr so I'm Told smirks
4 And mmmm if it's zero degrees out today and going to be twice as cold tomorrow , how friggin cold will it be ?shrugs
5 Tell me this if our knees bent the other way what would a chair look like ? Ponder that for awhile nods
6 If we get olive Oile from Olives where the hell do we get Baby Oil from Shutters and walks away.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YA SIMPLE ?
1 Why dosen't Tarzan have a Beard. Idk
2 Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? soooo stupid
3 Why if a Man talks dirty to a Woman it's sexual Harassment, and if a Woman talks dirty to a Man it's like 5.95 A minuet errrrrrrrr so I'm Told smirks
4 And mmmm if it's zero degrees out today and going to be twice as cold tomorrow , how friggin cold will it be ?shrugs
5 Tell me this if our knees bent the other way what would a chair look like ? Ponder that for awhile nods
6 If we get olive Oile from Olives where the hell do we get Baby Oil from Shutters and walks away.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YA SIMPLE ?
Saturday, June 23, 2012
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...I guess a lot of sheople woke up this fine Saturday morning and thought, YAY!! justice has been served Jerry Scumdusky was found guilty on 40 some counts of Child Abuse..each one of them carrries a sentence of 20 years.. SLOW DOWN, DEEP BREATH!! THINK!! If anything people, that sentencing guideline, and the subsequential, appeal system, just goes to show you, how idiotic and illogical our judicial system really is, how incompetent and how miserably lacking in any kind of closure that should be it's forte'..Let this Simpleton try and explain his reasoning on how this justice system SUCKS..... America's Judicial System At Work,,,Number 1: Scumdusky doesn't get sentenced till September, so we pay for him to shit, shower, shave, eat, sleep, watch TV and jerk off, because he can't find any little boys to do it for him,,,....
Simple's Judicial System Number 1: He got convicted last night, sentence the fucking convicted child molester last night, not next week, not next month...Last night...Pretty cut and dried what he did..
America's Justice System At Work: Number 2: I can't say he, because this is not a human, so whatever it is can get anywhere from 60 to, like 800 years in jail...Ring any bells anybody!!!!!! Who the fuck are they kidding, nobody I know lives 800 years..hope you are laughing, because of how ridiculous that sounds.
Simples Justice System At Work Number 2: scumdusky the verdict is in, you fucked and sucked and, performed grossly perverted actions with children probably a couple of thousand times, you just got nailed on these forty..I the judge, and the jury, sentence you too a hole in the ground 12 feet deep by 4 feet wide, until you die in your shit and piss and whatever other slime comes out of you..Get him outta my sight....to all you child molesters out there the next time your crazed perversions drive you to snatch and rape and kill a child this will be your fate also...you are more than welcome to tune in 24 hours a day, to channel 48, it will show you scumdusky and how he is making out in his hole. Feel like raping any kids today jer. How about the rest of you perverts, gettin your horny on today, didn't think so, but if you do and. you will get caught, we have a hole with your name on it...
America's Justice System At Work: Number 3: joseph amendola, is appealing the sentence, and he has asked that scumdusky be under house arrest until sentencing..
Simples Justice System: Number 3: To joseph amendola, who defended this bag of puke, you wanted to take on this high profile trial, you vile and snobbish bore, you lost, when you lose you have to feel bad, so you get 5 years in Federal Lock Down, to study JUSTICE, not law shit ball, JUSTICE..We will test you after your sentence and see if you have learned anything...and as far as an appeal..We won't spend one more dime of tax payers money..he was convicted by a jury of his peers..he was found guily.. I will concede one of your suggestions, he can be under house arrest until his hole is dug..with one condition, he lives with you and your children....OK joe.....you glory hound prick..BANG BANG case closed
We're Off...I guess a lot of sheople woke up this fine Saturday morning and thought, YAY!! justice has been served Jerry Scumdusky was found guilty on 40 some counts of Child Abuse..each one of them carrries a sentence of 20 years.. SLOW DOWN, DEEP BREATH!! THINK!! If anything people, that sentencing guideline, and the subsequential, appeal system, just goes to show you, how idiotic and illogical our judicial system really is, how incompetent and how miserably lacking in any kind of closure that should be it's forte'..Let this Simpleton try and explain his reasoning on how this justice system SUCKS..... America's Judicial System At Work,,,Number 1: Scumdusky doesn't get sentenced till September, so we pay for him to shit, shower, shave, eat, sleep, watch TV and jerk off, because he can't find any little boys to do it for him,,,....
Simple's Judicial System Number 1: He got convicted last night, sentence the fucking convicted child molester last night, not next week, not next month...Last night...Pretty cut and dried what he did..
America's Justice System At Work: Number 2: I can't say he, because this is not a human, so whatever it is can get anywhere from 60 to, like 800 years in jail...Ring any bells anybody!!!!!! Who the fuck are they kidding, nobody I know lives 800 years..hope you are laughing, because of how ridiculous that sounds.
Simples Justice System At Work Number 2: scumdusky the verdict is in, you fucked and sucked and, performed grossly perverted actions with children probably a couple of thousand times, you just got nailed on these forty..I the judge, and the jury, sentence you too a hole in the ground 12 feet deep by 4 feet wide, until you die in your shit and piss and whatever other slime comes out of you..Get him outta my sight....to all you child molesters out there the next time your crazed perversions drive you to snatch and rape and kill a child this will be your fate also...you are more than welcome to tune in 24 hours a day, to channel 48, it will show you scumdusky and how he is making out in his hole. Feel like raping any kids today jer. How about the rest of you perverts, gettin your horny on today, didn't think so, but if you do and. you will get caught, we have a hole with your name on it...
America's Justice System At Work: Number 3: joseph amendola, is appealing the sentence, and he has asked that scumdusky be under house arrest until sentencing..
Simples Justice System: Number 3: To joseph amendola, who defended this bag of puke, you wanted to take on this high profile trial, you vile and snobbish bore, you lost, when you lose you have to feel bad, so you get 5 years in Federal Lock Down, to study JUSTICE, not law shit ball, JUSTICE..We will test you after your sentence and see if you have learned anything...and as far as an appeal..We won't spend one more dime of tax payers money..he was convicted by a jury of his peers..he was found guily.. I will concede one of your suggestions, he can be under house arrest until his hole is dug..with one condition, he lives with you and your children....OK joe.....you glory hound prick..BANG BANG case closed
Friday, June 22, 2012
Today Is The 22nd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012.
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Figured I better get in here this morning, before Tiger Morris, had to do another post, God forbid he would have to do something around here..Told me he would come get this fuckin parrot, that was in November..Greeney is still here ARKIN!! and shitten. I am remote using a laptop, what the fuck this thing does whatever it wants..just took a 1/2 hour to do this tiny bit of a post...Just took me two hours to do this sentence..I was rolling along when all of a sudden up pops this blonde and she had no clothes on, and the site was called Blondes with no clothes, and I really had a hard time,,,oops let me rephrase that, I really had a tough time getting out of that site...Now I can't find it..Three day weekend, Phil and Me and Danielle are going to favorites in Tommies River too see if we can win 10 or 20 thousand..If that doesn't happen I would settle for 10 or 20 dollars...Asked Phil if he had an extra hundred just in case.. He says SURE!! Then I am thinking, ok, where did you get the extra hundred...I didn't pay Mike....well he is your kid, are you going to pay him? Can't he is down the shore...Oh that's good....Fuckin right we got an extra hundred..How about if we hit with that hundred?? What do you think E...Same as you Phil, we take care of Mikey!! that is what we do...more people should try it....later, let you know how I do with the ponies.....
We're Off...Figured I better get in here this morning, before Tiger Morris, had to do another post, God forbid he would have to do something around here..Told me he would come get this fuckin parrot, that was in November..Greeney is still here ARKIN!! and shitten. I am remote using a laptop, what the fuck this thing does whatever it wants..just took a 1/2 hour to do this tiny bit of a post...Just took me two hours to do this sentence..I was rolling along when all of a sudden up pops this blonde and she had no clothes on, and the site was called Blondes with no clothes, and I really had a hard time,,,oops let me rephrase that, I really had a tough time getting out of that site...Now I can't find it..Three day weekend, Phil and Me and Danielle are going to favorites in Tommies River too see if we can win 10 or 20 thousand..If that doesn't happen I would settle for 10 or 20 dollars...Asked Phil if he had an extra hundred just in case.. He says SURE!! Then I am thinking, ok, where did you get the extra hundred...I didn't pay Mike....well he is your kid, are you going to pay him? Can't he is down the shore...Oh that's good....Fuckin right we got an extra hundred..How about if we hit with that hundred?? What do you think E...Same as you Phil, we take care of Mikey!! that is what we do...more people should try it....later, let you know how I do with the ponies.....
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Today is the 21 Day of June In The Year of Our Lord 2012
HOT, HOT you say! Hell it's so Hot Simple poured coffee on his nuts this morning just to Cool off ! There was a Picture Of Lincolin on Mt. Rushmore wearing a sweatband !And I was driving down Henry Ave when I saw this young girl a High School student Milking a cow. Then I saw the cow pass out and fell right on the girls hands.I ran over to help and couldn't move the cow so I dialed 911 and reported what happened, this moron on the line ask just how did this Happen ? I told him Dude the cow Fainted it's an Utter Diaster! Shakes my Head and walks away.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
"Today Is The 20th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...We're Hot: he's hot, she's hot, everybody is hot, hot, hot...Longest Day Of The Year, yep, the real start of summer, and it is going to make it known..if you don't have an air conditioner,,get one...You see these meteorologists on TV, they act like it is the end of the world..There aren't too many of us that haven't lived through a summer scorcher..Seems like when you were younger that didn't bother you..NOW!! it is a little different..On days like these I think back to those landscaping days, and know that is a young mans job..Anybody working out there today., hydrate, my man, hydrate....Sooo, after today we start losing a minute of light a day..you know that old saying, and This Big Old World Just Keeps Right On Spinning...Nothing we can do about the weather and nothing we can do about the spinning..we are just visiting..On days like this it would be nice to take a vacation to Antarctica..Hey saw where Scumducsky's wife said she never heard any scream.. Think maybe he made his moves when she wasn't around? If she heard no screams, that is kinda what I think....Although, he may look like the biggest fucking duffus you have ever seen, he knew what he was doing when it came to fucking little boys..Die Scum!!!!! Better yet throw him out into society, and let him wander among the sheopl, see what they would do to him...now that would be appropriate, you would probably not get a shot at him, as the first guy that saw him would probably do him in...I would hope..
Do the Phils begin a run right here? I think this may be it..It is time too make a little noise..Start the engines enjoy the ride...Wait till you hear this!! YO ERN!! Yeah Phil...FORK LIFT DOWN, FORK LIFT DOWN..WE GOTTA PUT THE 1000 LBS. ON THE TRUCK...Sooo, just backed a truck up to the dock..it is about 2 foot below the grade..soooo we put a skid in the truck pallet jack the 500 lb. skid to the brink and Phil and Son start jockeying from the front me pushing from the back..down into the truck and onto a skid it goes...One more, heavier 700 lbs..got that one on easier...E YOU OK, YEAH, JUST PICK ME UP!! Let's get out of here...This is no way to be actin at 66...gotta wait till you are 70 to lay down on the job....Stay Cool!!!!!!!!!!1
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
"Today Is The 19th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.....I am not going to start revvin again, but is scumdusky still walking around with all of his briefs and that stupid look on his face? If he is, which I know he is, justice still has not been served..You know why,?? There is no fucking justice...Keep the football program clean and rake in the millions.., oh and while you are at it fuck the kids..(literally), sickening, man, sickening..
The Cheat and The Thunder start up again tonight...It is amazing how bad the NBA wants King James to win a championship, if he can't do it on his own, give him Wade and Bosh, if he can't do it with them, make sure you call no fouls on him in crunch time..fucker fouled Durant the other night on the tying basket, then he fouled that dude guarding him Sunday night with a flagrant elbow to the chest...Since I am on a roll fuck him too...
Man I gotta chill, ain't chillin this week see where the killer heat is on the way..Still no air conditioner in Sea Bisquit..I can hear Phil now...Yo E turn on the air!! OK dude...how's that?? That is hot air!!! Yeah, remember we can't find a compressor to put in The Bisquit? Oh Yeah, uhmm turn off the air it ain't workin. and you know if it ain't workin it ain't workin...Yeah I know..You bet I do...How about a little A-Z on cars, probably did it before, but ask yourself do I care...I'll tell ya what, parts of cars, not makes or models..let's try that...If you have nothing better to do (gag) come on in and help out..Me I gotta hit the road...LOOK!! they listen to everything I say...Blat and Slat are once again punching the dirt road..This language is fucked up....let me do a couple before I split....NO!! BLAT DON'T HIT SLAT WITH THAT AXE...VY SAMPLE YOU SAID SPLIT, I'LL SPLIT THIS FACKER IN TWO..NO!! NO!! THAT IS NOT WHAT SPLIT MEANS, IN THIS TERM, IT MEANS TO LEAVE!!! There they go running into the pines..PHEW the shit I gotta put up with around here...
A-antenna
B-brakes
C-compressors (for air conditioners), that heat could kill somebody Phils age..
d-drive shaft, dropped a few of them in my day..
e-engine...keep on keepin on here at Plain and SimpleVille. I have to leave..........running into the Pines.......!!
We're Off.....I am not going to start revvin again, but is scumdusky still walking around with all of his briefs and that stupid look on his face? If he is, which I know he is, justice still has not been served..You know why,?? There is no fucking justice...Keep the football program clean and rake in the millions.., oh and while you are at it fuck the kids..(literally), sickening, man, sickening..
The Cheat and The Thunder start up again tonight...It is amazing how bad the NBA wants King James to win a championship, if he can't do it on his own, give him Wade and Bosh, if he can't do it with them, make sure you call no fouls on him in crunch time..fucker fouled Durant the other night on the tying basket, then he fouled that dude guarding him Sunday night with a flagrant elbow to the chest...Since I am on a roll fuck him too...
Man I gotta chill, ain't chillin this week see where the killer heat is on the way..Still no air conditioner in Sea Bisquit..I can hear Phil now...Yo E turn on the air!! OK dude...how's that?? That is hot air!!! Yeah, remember we can't find a compressor to put in The Bisquit? Oh Yeah, uhmm turn off the air it ain't workin. and you know if it ain't workin it ain't workin...Yeah I know..You bet I do...How about a little A-Z on cars, probably did it before, but ask yourself do I care...I'll tell ya what, parts of cars, not makes or models..let's try that...If you have nothing better to do (gag) come on in and help out..Me I gotta hit the road...LOOK!! they listen to everything I say...Blat and Slat are once again punching the dirt road..This language is fucked up....let me do a couple before I split....NO!! BLAT DON'T HIT SLAT WITH THAT AXE...VY SAMPLE YOU SAID SPLIT, I'LL SPLIT THIS FACKER IN TWO..NO!! NO!! THAT IS NOT WHAT SPLIT MEANS, IN THIS TERM, IT MEANS TO LEAVE!!! There they go running into the pines..PHEW the shit I gotta put up with around here...
A-antenna
B-brakes
C-compressors (for air conditioners), that heat could kill somebody Phils age..
d-drive shaft, dropped a few of them in my day..
e-engine...keep on keepin on here at Plain and SimpleVille. I have to leave..........running into the Pines.......!!
Monday, June 18, 2012
"Today Is The 18th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Man it is tough here in Mc No Respects world..I think that is a date..just not sure if it is the correct one...Hey Mc No Respect..I give you respect, it is that Plain guy that was always bitchin about this Ville being set up on the Left side of the country and, wrong time zones and, stuff like who put the wrong day or date down..He has no idea what happened in the 60's and 70's but he puts shit on us about a stinkin miscalculation such as, the wrong time zone, or the wrong day or month or year..He has a lot of balls, he is whacking them all today....
NEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH!! SCUMDUSY'S LAWYER WANTS A PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION OF HIS CLIENT!!! HE THINKS HE HAS HISTIORONIC SYNDROME!! WHERE HE NEEDS ATTENTION AND WILL GET IT AT ALL COSTS!!! YA THINK!!! I IN ALL OF MY SIMPLENESS KNOW HE HAS A SYNDROME IT IS CALLED FUCKING A CHILD..WHY DON'T THEY SAY THAT?? WHY DON'T THEY SAY HE MADE A CHILD BLOW HIM!! NO DON'T SAY THAT SAY HE HAS HISTIORONIC SYNDROME...THEY SHOULD KILL THIS MOTHER FUCKER TODAY!!! NOT TOMORROW, NOT NEXT WEEK, NOT AFTER HE SERVES HIS TEN YEARS!! TODAY, GO DOWN YOU SLIMEY EXCUSE FOR EXISTENCE..I honestly don't know how someone has not attacked this fuckin sub species of slime by now...I KNOW!! that if he had fucked me, when I was ten, and I finally got a chance to face him, his trial would be over, and mine would be starting..Child Fucking Trial ends, and Simple is now charged with murder...Do whatever you want to me, you can't hurt me anymore than that garbage you have sitting there trying to be funny and carrying all kinds of briefs like he is innocent, did years ago..NEWS FLASH!! I HATE THIS FUCKIN THING, WHATEVER HE IS. HE BETTER NOT GET OFF...I DON'T SEE A CASEY ANTHONY THING HERE. I THINK THE JURORS WERE SICK WHEN ALL THOSE ACCUSERS FINALLY CAME FORWARD...I'M THE TICKLE MONSTER...GET RID OF TICKLE AND YOU WERE RIGHT YOU FUCKING SCUM BAG. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD FATHERS DAY, YOU PERVERTED FUCK...KILLING THIS BASTARD AND SOON WILL BE THE ONLY JUSTICE THAT I CAN SEE....Will that happen?? NOPE!! but get that kid smokin a joint and holdin some pot and put him in jail for 5-10.. yeah he really hurt somebody...THIS IS NOT, AND I REPEAT, IS NOT THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN..THIS IS A SHAM OF THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN....IT IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE..People no longer care about Scumdusky, Anthony, O.J., they look at it and say how horrific, then go on with their lives, they leave it to the elected and sometimes appointed officials to see to it that justice is served.. and all they want is their paycheck, and mansion, woman and big cars.......Wake up SHEOPLE, THERE IS NO JUSTICE, LOOK AROUND YOU FOR YOUR SAKE AND YOUR FAMILY'S SAKE. THIS IS ONE SICK ASS WORLD AND SOCIETY, WHEN WE CANNOT EVEN PROTECT OUR YOUNG...They can change that in one motion at penn state and that would be guilty on all counts, and death tomorrow, save face, show the world what true justice is...Ain't happening, Scumdusky will get some time (I hope a lot) where he will watch TV, eat three squares, and write his memoirs..He probably will even get fucked, but then again he likes that, but I hope the tables are changed this time and Bubba fucks him every hour on the hour....I should stop but I am not going too...the rest of those scum bags that lied and covered it up, and lets not forget coach paterno, when he found out he didn't want to bother anybody because it was the weekend..FUCK YOU JOE!! Yeah, Yeah, I know if it was your grandson, you would have went over with a couple of guys and punched him in the nose..excuse me one second while I go puke, where the fuck did you live, you must have forgotten all about Brooklyn, when you became st. joe of mt. nittany, How do you not report this to the cops?? I know you suspended a couple of your players for getting in a fight while drinking, that was reported..kids getting out of hand and getting in a fight while drinking..yep, nail them baby, nobody growing up ever did that before..FUCK YOU!!!!...They all knew it..they covered for this bastard.. What do you think happened to Paterno?? all of a sudden he dies, or did he realize that what he did was so heinous, that he just gave up....The president of penn state, said it would be HUMANE, not to report it,,this inverted logic from a PH.D, and professor emeritus at penn state, FUCK YOU AND YOUR TITLES!!! ., Soo prof, from your side of the table it would be HUMANE (his words) not to report Jerry Scumdusky, because, well because, it would look bad for penn state...I KNOW, LET HIM KEEP FUCKING AND BLOWING LITTLE BOYS, THAT IS THE REAL HUMANE THING TO DO...THEY SHOULD HANG YOUR FUCKIN ILLOGICAL ASS NEXT TOO HIM.., AND SHOW YOU BOTH WHAT HUMANE REALLY MEANS.. This whole story is sickening, from the fact that he ran a charity house for underprivileged children, meaning the kids he preyed on were already somewhat shaken in their beliefs for a good life..he befriended them, he was probably the only male figure they had ever had that did that...he took them places gave them gifts...took them home with him..THEN AFTER GAINING THEIR TRUST TOOK THEM SHOWERING WHERE HE COULD ANALLY RAPE THEM AND RECEIVE BLOW JOBS FROM LITTLE BOYS IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS HOME...You know for once here on Plain and Simple, I don't give a fuck who visits and what their views are, this case is closed to me,, I want this mother fucker dead, and those assholes that hid it, and covered it up, die along side him...EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS SHOULD DIE..This is one of the worst cases (besides the catholic church), of child abuse that I have ever heard of...., If You disagree with me, don't disagree here, I will fucking delete it faster than I would kill Scumdusky.....
We're Off...Man it is tough here in Mc No Respects world..I think that is a date..just not sure if it is the correct one...Hey Mc No Respect..I give you respect, it is that Plain guy that was always bitchin about this Ville being set up on the Left side of the country and, wrong time zones and, stuff like who put the wrong day or date down..He has no idea what happened in the 60's and 70's but he puts shit on us about a stinkin miscalculation such as, the wrong time zone, or the wrong day or month or year..He has a lot of balls, he is whacking them all today....
NEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH!! SCUMDUSY'S LAWYER WANTS A PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION OF HIS CLIENT!!! HE THINKS HE HAS HISTIORONIC SYNDROME!! WHERE HE NEEDS ATTENTION AND WILL GET IT AT ALL COSTS!!! YA THINK!!! I IN ALL OF MY SIMPLENESS KNOW HE HAS A SYNDROME IT IS CALLED FUCKING A CHILD..WHY DON'T THEY SAY THAT?? WHY DON'T THEY SAY HE MADE A CHILD BLOW HIM!! NO DON'T SAY THAT SAY HE HAS HISTIORONIC SYNDROME...THEY SHOULD KILL THIS MOTHER FUCKER TODAY!!! NOT TOMORROW, NOT NEXT WEEK, NOT AFTER HE SERVES HIS TEN YEARS!! TODAY, GO DOWN YOU SLIMEY EXCUSE FOR EXISTENCE..I honestly don't know how someone has not attacked this fuckin sub species of slime by now...I KNOW!! that if he had fucked me, when I was ten, and I finally got a chance to face him, his trial would be over, and mine would be starting..Child Fucking Trial ends, and Simple is now charged with murder...Do whatever you want to me, you can't hurt me anymore than that garbage you have sitting there trying to be funny and carrying all kinds of briefs like he is innocent, did years ago..NEWS FLASH!! I HATE THIS FUCKIN THING, WHATEVER HE IS. HE BETTER NOT GET OFF...I DON'T SEE A CASEY ANTHONY THING HERE. I THINK THE JURORS WERE SICK WHEN ALL THOSE ACCUSERS FINALLY CAME FORWARD...I'M THE TICKLE MONSTER...GET RID OF TICKLE AND YOU WERE RIGHT YOU FUCKING SCUM BAG. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD FATHERS DAY, YOU PERVERTED FUCK...KILLING THIS BASTARD AND SOON WILL BE THE ONLY JUSTICE THAT I CAN SEE....Will that happen?? NOPE!! but get that kid smokin a joint and holdin some pot and put him in jail for 5-10.. yeah he really hurt somebody...THIS IS NOT, AND I REPEAT, IS NOT THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN..THIS IS A SHAM OF THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN....IT IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE..People no longer care about Scumdusky, Anthony, O.J., they look at it and say how horrific, then go on with their lives, they leave it to the elected and sometimes appointed officials to see to it that justice is served.. and all they want is their paycheck, and mansion, woman and big cars.......Wake up SHEOPLE, THERE IS NO JUSTICE, LOOK AROUND YOU FOR YOUR SAKE AND YOUR FAMILY'S SAKE. THIS IS ONE SICK ASS WORLD AND SOCIETY, WHEN WE CANNOT EVEN PROTECT OUR YOUNG...They can change that in one motion at penn state and that would be guilty on all counts, and death tomorrow, save face, show the world what true justice is...Ain't happening, Scumdusky will get some time (I hope a lot) where he will watch TV, eat three squares, and write his memoirs..He probably will even get fucked, but then again he likes that, but I hope the tables are changed this time and Bubba fucks him every hour on the hour....I should stop but I am not going too...the rest of those scum bags that lied and covered it up, and lets not forget coach paterno, when he found out he didn't want to bother anybody because it was the weekend..FUCK YOU JOE!! Yeah, Yeah, I know if it was your grandson, you would have went over with a couple of guys and punched him in the nose..excuse me one second while I go puke, where the fuck did you live, you must have forgotten all about Brooklyn, when you became st. joe of mt. nittany, How do you not report this to the cops?? I know you suspended a couple of your players for getting in a fight while drinking, that was reported..kids getting out of hand and getting in a fight while drinking..yep, nail them baby, nobody growing up ever did that before..FUCK YOU!!!!...They all knew it..they covered for this bastard.. What do you think happened to Paterno?? all of a sudden he dies, or did he realize that what he did was so heinous, that he just gave up....The president of penn state, said it would be HUMANE, not to report it,,this inverted logic from a PH.D, and professor emeritus at penn state, FUCK YOU AND YOUR TITLES!!! ., Soo prof, from your side of the table it would be HUMANE (his words) not to report Jerry Scumdusky, because, well because, it would look bad for penn state...I KNOW, LET HIM KEEP FUCKING AND BLOWING LITTLE BOYS, THAT IS THE REAL HUMANE THING TO DO...THEY SHOULD HANG YOUR FUCKIN ILLOGICAL ASS NEXT TOO HIM.., AND SHOW YOU BOTH WHAT HUMANE REALLY MEANS.. This whole story is sickening, from the fact that he ran a charity house for underprivileged children, meaning the kids he preyed on were already somewhat shaken in their beliefs for a good life..he befriended them, he was probably the only male figure they had ever had that did that...he took them places gave them gifts...took them home with him..THEN AFTER GAINING THEIR TRUST TOOK THEM SHOWERING WHERE HE COULD ANALLY RAPE THEM AND RECEIVE BLOW JOBS FROM LITTLE BOYS IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS HOME...You know for once here on Plain and Simple, I don't give a fuck who visits and what their views are, this case is closed to me,, I want this mother fucker dead, and those assholes that hid it, and covered it up, die along side him...EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS SHOULD DIE..This is one of the worst cases (besides the catholic church), of child abuse that I have ever heard of...., If You disagree with me, don't disagree here, I will fucking delete it faster than I would kill Scumdusky.....
Sunday, June 17, 2012
"Today Is The 16th Day Of June "Fathers Day" In The Year Of Our Lord 2012.
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...A little shout out today, to all of you that may be estranged from your Fathers, sit down it front of a mirror and ask that person you see..Is it really worth it? 90% of you will answer no.. Then give him a call today, and make his day....Oh yeah!! I guarantee it will, make yours,,,,Plain and Simple only have this option... Happy Fathers Day Dad R.I.P.....Another shout out to all you DADS out there have a great day...!!!!!!!!!!!
We're Off...A little shout out today, to all of you that may be estranged from your Fathers, sit down it front of a mirror and ask that person you see..Is it really worth it? 90% of you will answer no.. Then give him a call today, and make his day....Oh yeah!! I guarantee it will, make yours,,,,Plain and Simple only have this option... Happy Fathers Day Dad R.I.P.....Another shout out to all you DADS out there have a great day...!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, June 16, 2012
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Friday, June 15, 2012
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Plain and Simple: "Today Is The 15th Day Of June In The Year Of Our ...: It Is Now Post Time.. We're Off...Well, I know it is VodkaDay, but no Yunk..maybe tomorrow..Yeah, maybe tomorrow..to say the official goodbye.. But this song would be approriate....Thanks Billy, Beth and the entire Keenan Family
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
"Today Is The 14th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Out of the gate they come, oops, one of them it looks like a Plain horse is stuck in the gate..He is throwing his right front leg in an arc, (ARK!! ARK!! DID SOMEBODY SAY ARK!!?? DID SOMEBODY SAY ARK??!!), Phew, this green ball of flying shit has no idea, how short his supposedly 600 year life span is going to be...anyway, I was going to say about that Plain horse...fuck it, I forgot..Ohhh!! he was swingin his right front leg as if he were trying to hit a goof, oops golf ball, and they scratched him..Little known fact, back in The Year Of Our Lord 1680...the first scratching of a horse was recorded...Yep, it was the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl's horse, and he was racing against Duke Ellingtons horse..It was a match race and every blue blood across England was there..These two had been at it for some time, seems the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, of Earl was always walking through this world claiming he was the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, and Duke Ellington was sick of it...He called him out in a duel, but beings they were both Dukes the King decided that they should have a race instead...Duke Ellington, had bunyans the size of Paul, and said he couldn't run, but his horse could..Well the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl was all for this as he walked through this world thinking him and his high horse were better than anyone that ever lived...Sooooo, the match race was set, but as the horses were nearing the starting position, Ellingtons nag, The Boogie Woogie Bugler Boy, was acting up uncontrollably, throwing his back leg at his nuts much like a dog scratching fleas...The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl's horse The Duchess, The Duchess of Earl..was staring on in disbelief (right about now, like anybody that reads this shit.), The King yelled, HEY ELLINGTON, GO SCRATCH YOUR HORSES NUTS, OR THE RACE IS OFF!!!...Duke Ellington, being a Duke and all that, said he ain't scratchin no horses NUTS!! (or ass for that matter, and that is where, go scratch a horses's ass came from)...Soooo anyway,, The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl said fuck this,,,, and ran over with a rake and started scratching The Boogie, Woogie Bugler Boys nuts, as this is the area where he was really flailing, his now twisted leg...Well all the blue bloods got sick of this shit and started back to their castles..In the interim the King called off the race and told those two, too go ahead a duel it out....Thus, from that day forth whenever a race horse is taken out of a race it is called a scratch.. The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl and Duke Ellington, made amends that day..and later, there was actually a song named after The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl and the horse that infamously got scratched, The Boogie Woogie Bulgler Boy.....You heard it hear first at Plain and Simple....After that I have scratch my nuts and shower..... PHEW...7 A. M. you are right again General, I need too get well.....any ideas???
We're Off...Out of the gate they come, oops, one of them it looks like a Plain horse is stuck in the gate..He is throwing his right front leg in an arc, (ARK!! ARK!! DID SOMEBODY SAY ARK!!?? DID SOMEBODY SAY ARK??!!), Phew, this green ball of flying shit has no idea, how short his supposedly 600 year life span is going to be...anyway, I was going to say about that Plain horse...fuck it, I forgot..Ohhh!! he was swingin his right front leg as if he were trying to hit a goof, oops golf ball, and they scratched him..Little known fact, back in The Year Of Our Lord 1680...the first scratching of a horse was recorded...Yep, it was the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl's horse, and he was racing against Duke Ellingtons horse..It was a match race and every blue blood across England was there..These two had been at it for some time, seems the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, of Earl was always walking through this world claiming he was the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, and Duke Ellington was sick of it...He called him out in a duel, but beings they were both Dukes the King decided that they should have a race instead...Duke Ellington, had bunyans the size of Paul, and said he couldn't run, but his horse could..Well the Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl was all for this as he walked through this world thinking him and his high horse were better than anyone that ever lived...Sooooo, the match race was set, but as the horses were nearing the starting position, Ellingtons nag, The Boogie Woogie Bugler Boy, was acting up uncontrollably, throwing his back leg at his nuts much like a dog scratching fleas...The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl's horse The Duchess, The Duchess of Earl..was staring on in disbelief (right about now, like anybody that reads this shit.), The King yelled, HEY ELLINGTON, GO SCRATCH YOUR HORSES NUTS, OR THE RACE IS OFF!!!...Duke Ellington, being a Duke and all that, said he ain't scratchin no horses NUTS!! (or ass for that matter, and that is where, go scratch a horses's ass came from)...Soooo anyway,, The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl said fuck this,,,, and ran over with a rake and started scratching The Boogie, Woogie Bugler Boys nuts, as this is the area where he was really flailing, his now twisted leg...Well all the blue bloods got sick of this shit and started back to their castles..In the interim the King called off the race and told those two, too go ahead a duel it out....Thus, from that day forth whenever a race horse is taken out of a race it is called a scratch.. The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl and Duke Ellington, made amends that day..and later, there was actually a song named after The Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl and the horse that infamously got scratched, The Boogie Woogie Bulgler Boy.....You heard it hear first at Plain and Simple....After that I have scratch my nuts and shower..... PHEW...7 A. M. you are right again General, I need too get well.....any ideas???
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"Today Is The 13th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Don't even fuckin ask, where I have been?? You ready for a normal day in the life of a Simpleton..Get up to a Pine Fly, they are more aggressive than the normal shit eaters, almost wreck my TV swingin at this annoying son-of-a-bitch...Emails, still not working, two more hours fuckin with that...Go to the bank to open up a new account...Yes Ernest do you have the articles of Corporation?? Oh yeah, their in my fuckin head that was 25 years ago..Sorry we can't open an account without them..I'll be right back...back to the bunker...Emails are working..back to the bank...Oh good Ernest you found them...Uh, do you have your registration papers from the State...Ain't they in that corporate bullshit?? Uh no Ernest, that would be a seperate paper...What one paper?? You want me to find one paper?? Did you ever see the bunker?? I'll be back...back to the bunker...Emails are not working...Back to the bank...Is this the paper?? Yes sit down now we can get some work done...OK. back to the bunker, emails are working..Send and email to Drum Roll Easy..............................................................to Easy, and emails are not working....MOTHER FU!!!!!!!! Stop Simple deep breath...OK, sitting down, emails are working..start laughing...start laughing hysterically..Phil pops that bowling ball he calls a head in and says, what the fuck is so funny?? hahahahahahahahahaha!! hahahahaahha!! noth hHHahHHAH !!! ing !! hahahhaahhahaha E you OK?? hahahahahahaha do ahhhah I hahahaha look hahahhaha like hahahhaha I am hahhaha ok??????hahahhahahhahahah!! Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, I just wish you would tell me what is so funny....ahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this why they call it the 13th.....be back ahahahhahahahha!!!
We're Off...Don't even fuckin ask, where I have been?? You ready for a normal day in the life of a Simpleton..Get up to a Pine Fly, they are more aggressive than the normal shit eaters, almost wreck my TV swingin at this annoying son-of-a-bitch...Emails, still not working, two more hours fuckin with that...Go to the bank to open up a new account...Yes Ernest do you have the articles of Corporation?? Oh yeah, their in my fuckin head that was 25 years ago..Sorry we can't open an account without them..I'll be right back...back to the bunker...Emails are working..back to the bank...Oh good Ernest you found them...Uh, do you have your registration papers from the State...Ain't they in that corporate bullshit?? Uh no Ernest, that would be a seperate paper...What one paper?? You want me to find one paper?? Did you ever see the bunker?? I'll be back...back to the bunker...Emails are not working...Back to the bank...Is this the paper?? Yes sit down now we can get some work done...OK. back to the bunker, emails are working..Send and email to Drum Roll Easy..............................................................to Easy, and emails are not working....MOTHER FU!!!!!!!! Stop Simple deep breath...OK, sitting down, emails are working..start laughing...start laughing hysterically..Phil pops that bowling ball he calls a head in and says, what the fuck is so funny?? hahahahahahahahahaha!! hahahahaahha!! noth hHHahHHAH !!! ing !! hahahhaahhahaha E you OK?? hahahahahahaha do ahhhah I hahahaha look hahahhaha like hahahhaha I am hahhaha ok??????hahahhahahhahahah!! Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, I just wish you would tell me what is so funny....ahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this why they call it the 13th.....be back ahahahhahahahha!!!
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
"Today Is The 12th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....Well get ready, because every day we will now be subjected too the misery that Scumdusky has wrought on his familly, the people of his community and Penn State, yep, Casey Anthony is way in the rear view mirror. Anybody remember her?? Scumdusky and the Monseigneur are now front and center. Sex Abuse of Children, it is rampant my friends, and these assholes don't seem too care, they just keep right on mocking this society and the parents and children that inhabit it, they prey on our children daily..It is a larger problem than you may think..I can end it oh, in about a day..Kill every one those perverted bastards, no second, no third chance, kill them publicly, if they need somebody for the job, I would be more than happy to accept.. I could slit their throats, blow their brains out, hang them, decapitate them, then head out to breakfast...Yep, be a pretty good job...This guy has about 150 some counts of child abuse facing him, and his fucking lawyer is going to prove him innocent..Look at his face is that the face of an innocent person? Why don't he just slit his throat or hang himself, or blow his fucking brains out, and save me the trouble...Plain and Simple's Law: Hurt a child in a brutal or sexual nature, you fucking die.....Plain and Simple..
Here it is the 12th day of June and what the fuck happened to March..Man, we are 5 months into the Year Of Our Lord 2012..I'm tellin ya people time does not fly, nothing can fly this fast...Anybody ever watch America's Got Talent? It is a throwback show, sort of a cross between the gong show, and American Idol..I don't watch every minute, but I tune in too some of the acts, because it is not just singers...They shot some dude out of a cannon, the fucking thing looked like it came off of a battleship...This fucker was airborne man...Too be quite honest, I wouldn't mind giving that a try...you think your nuts are in your throat when a chopper made a serious swoop, or a wild mouse threw you around when you were a kid...Think about being shot out of a a fucking cannon, or not..I might be the only one that thought that would be neat...I am going to sky dive..I have been saying it for years, and it is something I want to do...I just have to wait for Plain, so when I jump I can see his lips and cheeks trying to flap themselves over his head....Plain, maybe we could talk all the guys into a jump while we are away this year..We could practice off the second floor balcony with sheets, oh man, I am onto something here...We could get in the Guinness Book of World Records..The oldest sky diving team in the world..The General..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????, would have to go first..You know what, I have no doubt that he would...but myself, being a Lance Corporal, would have to wait along with Plain and Banana McFarlands, to make sure everything was copacetic, wind wise and other factors that play into jumping out of PLAINS...I know one thing for sure, it gotta beat that fucking golf game for excitement...of course your balls still come into play as they probably wind up somewhere in the general location of your wind pipe.....I can see it now..OK guys we have just reached 30,000 feet, and it is time to line up for your jump....Simple pipes up...Sir, Sir, how high did you say we are??...30,000 feet...That's awful high, can't we lower the PLAIN a little??..NO, we need this altitude so you can fly for about 10,000 feet before your chute opens....UHM!! what if it UHM has a problem opening...?? THAT!! only happens one in a million times.....Hey guys, fuck this let's go golfing!!!.......
We're Off....Well get ready, because every day we will now be subjected too the misery that Scumdusky has wrought on his familly, the people of his community and Penn State, yep, Casey Anthony is way in the rear view mirror. Anybody remember her?? Scumdusky and the Monseigneur are now front and center. Sex Abuse of Children, it is rampant my friends, and these assholes don't seem too care, they just keep right on mocking this society and the parents and children that inhabit it, they prey on our children daily..It is a larger problem than you may think..I can end it oh, in about a day..Kill every one those perverted bastards, no second, no third chance, kill them publicly, if they need somebody for the job, I would be more than happy to accept.. I could slit their throats, blow their brains out, hang them, decapitate them, then head out to breakfast...Yep, be a pretty good job...This guy has about 150 some counts of child abuse facing him, and his fucking lawyer is going to prove him innocent..Look at his face is that the face of an innocent person? Why don't he just slit his throat or hang himself, or blow his fucking brains out, and save me the trouble...Plain and Simple's Law: Hurt a child in a brutal or sexual nature, you fucking die.....Plain and Simple..
Here it is the 12th day of June and what the fuck happened to March..Man, we are 5 months into the Year Of Our Lord 2012..I'm tellin ya people time does not fly, nothing can fly this fast...Anybody ever watch America's Got Talent? It is a throwback show, sort of a cross between the gong show, and American Idol..I don't watch every minute, but I tune in too some of the acts, because it is not just singers...They shot some dude out of a cannon, the fucking thing looked like it came off of a battleship...This fucker was airborne man...Too be quite honest, I wouldn't mind giving that a try...you think your nuts are in your throat when a chopper made a serious swoop, or a wild mouse threw you around when you were a kid...Think about being shot out of a a fucking cannon, or not..I might be the only one that thought that would be neat...I am going to sky dive..I have been saying it for years, and it is something I want to do...I just have to wait for Plain, so when I jump I can see his lips and cheeks trying to flap themselves over his head....Plain, maybe we could talk all the guys into a jump while we are away this year..We could practice off the second floor balcony with sheets, oh man, I am onto something here...We could get in the Guinness Book of World Records..The oldest sky diving team in the world..The General..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????, would have to go first..You know what, I have no doubt that he would...but myself, being a Lance Corporal, would have to wait along with Plain and Banana McFarlands, to make sure everything was copacetic, wind wise and other factors that play into jumping out of PLAINS...I know one thing for sure, it gotta beat that fucking golf game for excitement...of course your balls still come into play as they probably wind up somewhere in the general location of your wind pipe.....I can see it now..OK guys we have just reached 30,000 feet, and it is time to line up for your jump....Simple pipes up...Sir, Sir, how high did you say we are??...30,000 feet...That's awful high, can't we lower the PLAIN a little??..NO, we need this altitude so you can fly for about 10,000 feet before your chute opens....UHM!! what if it UHM has a problem opening...?? THAT!! only happens one in a million times.....Hey guys, fuck this let's go golfing!!!.......
Monday, June 11, 2012
"Today Is The 11th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Lot of TAPS going on around here...I was remote all weekend..Probably should do everybody a favor and stay remote...Yeah, Union Rags..he was the best horse out there..He got a terrible ride in the Florida Derby by the French Fuckin jokey ( I meant jokey)..Leperoux or whatever his name is, he pinned him on the rail and when he finally got free, there wasn't enough room to make up for his mistakes..Same in the Kentucky Derby never got him outta the gate..Trainers fault for putting him back on the horse..Take off for the Preakness, pussy bullshit...Get a real jockey for the Belmont (Johnny Valesquez), they scratch I'll Have Another, and then we all watch what Union Rags can do..I don't care who won the race, they gave horse racing another black eye..As we said in past posts, you can have the best horse, but there are so many factors involved, mainly the human factors to fuck it up,..I still think Union Rags is the best horse out there..I think his ownership and training and jockey methods sucked during the Triple Crown Racing...This brings me to I'll Have Another. I know the conspiracy theories are abounding..I heard Friday, that they didn't want to run him, because if he lost his stud fee would go from a million to a hundred thousand..I don't think so.. I also heard that they knew he couldn't beat this Union Rags, in a mile an a half., what the fuck they got a crystal ball..Just disheartens me too see the sport fucked over...and that is what I feel happened in these three races...at least with the other eleven that came into the Belmont with the two wins, they went for it...This horse automatically got retired..So be it, us sheople will never know what really happened...Again, wait till next year...I think the Summer races should be very interesting..Haskell, The Whitney, The Travers, then the Breeders Cup in November...move on it is over for another year..COFFEE ON THE NUTS, THAT CAN MAKE ANYBODY RUN FAST!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
Onto another sport, man this is painful. I can understand injuries taking their toll on the Phils, but man they never booted the ball around like this, and the pitching staff very rarely gave up leads..Whatever is going on is catchy they are all getting it.. You know like don't catch it. I hate to say it, but they really are making it tough on themselves.., I know, I know, Chase and Ryan, and Doc, but by the time they get back, it may be too late, and even when they do come back, what are they going to do rip off 20 straight...Gettin Bad..
WOW!! typical Monday, no fun...gotta bring some fun to the Ville....be back with some fun...Good seeing everybody at Keenan's Friday night..Was a fun show with Dad and Chris..lots of laughs, also lots of laughs as usual with the friends..be back .....
We're Off...Lot of TAPS going on around here...I was remote all weekend..Probably should do everybody a favor and stay remote...Yeah, Union Rags..he was the best horse out there..He got a terrible ride in the Florida Derby by the French Fuckin jokey ( I meant jokey)..Leperoux or whatever his name is, he pinned him on the rail and when he finally got free, there wasn't enough room to make up for his mistakes..Same in the Kentucky Derby never got him outta the gate..Trainers fault for putting him back on the horse..Take off for the Preakness, pussy bullshit...Get a real jockey for the Belmont (Johnny Valesquez), they scratch I'll Have Another, and then we all watch what Union Rags can do..I don't care who won the race, they gave horse racing another black eye..As we said in past posts, you can have the best horse, but there are so many factors involved, mainly the human factors to fuck it up,..I still think Union Rags is the best horse out there..I think his ownership and training and jockey methods sucked during the Triple Crown Racing...This brings me to I'll Have Another. I know the conspiracy theories are abounding..I heard Friday, that they didn't want to run him, because if he lost his stud fee would go from a million to a hundred thousand..I don't think so.. I also heard that they knew he couldn't beat this Union Rags, in a mile an a half., what the fuck they got a crystal ball..Just disheartens me too see the sport fucked over...and that is what I feel happened in these three races...at least with the other eleven that came into the Belmont with the two wins, they went for it...This horse automatically got retired..So be it, us sheople will never know what really happened...Again, wait till next year...I think the Summer races should be very interesting..Haskell, The Whitney, The Travers, then the Breeders Cup in November...move on it is over for another year..COFFEE ON THE NUTS, THAT CAN MAKE ANYBODY RUN FAST!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
Onto another sport, man this is painful. I can understand injuries taking their toll on the Phils, but man they never booted the ball around like this, and the pitching staff very rarely gave up leads..Whatever is going on is catchy they are all getting it.. You know like don't catch it. I hate to say it, but they really are making it tough on themselves.., I know, I know, Chase and Ryan, and Doc, but by the time they get back, it may be too late, and even when they do come back, what are they going to do rip off 20 straight...Gettin Bad..
WOW!! typical Monday, no fun...gotta bring some fun to the Ville....be back with some fun...Good seeing everybody at Keenan's Friday night..Was a fun show with Dad and Chris..lots of laughs, also lots of laughs as usual with the friends..be back .....
Saturday, June 9, 2012
It's the 9 Day Of June in The Year of Our Lord 2012
Well we dont have a triple Crown winner again this Year and may not for a Long Time. But I know Simple is a Happy Camper he Had Union Rags and he told me he liked Payner so I know he had the Exacta Prolly a 20 Dollar exacta Box that will bring back a nice sum, somewhere around 314 American Dollars.
I had the 1,3,5,9 and it was boxed and it came out 3.9.4.1 so I gave you fine people the losser 3 out of 4 isn't bad but it's not a winner so just tell simple what he owes you for your losing bets. he can Take it out of my pay.
Rips up my tickets and shrugs wait til next year!
I had the 1,3,5,9 and it was boxed and it came out 3.9.4.1 so I gave you fine people the losser 3 out of 4 isn't bad but it's not a winner so just tell simple what he owes you for your losing bets. he can Take it out of my pay.
Rips up my tickets and shrugs wait til next year!
Friday, June 8, 2012
"Today Is The 8th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Saw Plains Superfecta in The Ville last nite..looks good to me..Dullahan, should be there, Union Rags, and of course I'll Have Another, then anybody...I just want to say one thing too I'll Have Another,,,,I'll Have Another....
See where Miss Pennsylvania dropped out of the Miss Universe Pageant, she said it is fixed...NO SHIT BOZZO, DID ANYONE THAT WASN'T FROM EARTH EVER WIN THE FUCKING TITLE!! I knew it was fixed that year that Miss Uranus lost...That stunk...
Onto VodkaDay, a bitter sweet one may I add...A near and dear friend of mine is having the last show at his Manayunk Institution, known too everyone as Keenan's Valley View Inn, and believe me it has been a main stay in Manayunk for 35 some years..I have a lot of stories about Keenans, and they are all good..I was with Billy for a walk through that day many years ago, when he was thinking about buying the business, and I was amazed that this young man, went from waiter to bartender, to manager to owner..I am not amazed any longer..He transformed that bar and restaurant into a local landmark..He had a swimming pool membership for years, weddings, funerals, bands and all around good food and entertainment for as long as he has had the operation up and running..I consider Billy and his wife Beth two of my best friends. I want to wish them continued success in whatever ventures lie before them..The show tonight will feature, Dad and Son..I have seen it before, but it is always great for a lot of laughs and a lot of fun...Dad is none other than Speedy Morris, and Son is my bunky, Chris Morris and their antics and jokes never fail to make everyone laugh, and have a good time..I would be remiss, if I did not mention, the generosity The Keenan family has shown over the years, too the many people that have had dealings with them..Many charity events have been held at the Valley View Inn, throughout the years...Many times I was the recipient of this generosity..I remember a time when business was once again hurting.. I was struggling to make bills, and payments, sorta like today...It was my Mother and Fathers fiftieth wedding anniversary and I went to Billy and told him I would like to have the party there and could I pay him in installments...He said well, what do you want to do for them E and how many people..I said about 200, and you do the normal dinner and bar thing and tell me what it costs..He looks at his papers and says..OK, 200 people 2 to 7, we will give them appetizers and chicken dinner, open bar for 5 hours, looks like it will cost two...I said what like two thousand dollars..He says no like 2.00 a head....you gotta pay for somethin...That my friends is the true meaning of generosity and the true meaning of a friend... The only thing I want when we leave Keenans for the final time, is the pole that holds the whole building up..It is mine...One night after much frivolity and vodka..Yours truly is charging around the room when I run head first into that iron pole filled with concrete..I must admit the Simpleton did not go down...When I woke up the next morning wifey was in the corner shaking..I said, what the hell is wrong with you..She said look in the mirror...LO AND BEHOLD, IT WAS THE ELEPHANT MAN...!!!
Goodbye to a place that will always be special to me...Be great too see everybody tonight, as always...
God Bless Billy, Beth, Walter, and the entire Keenan Family for many memories, and great times...THANK YOU...Your Friend Ernie and I am sure Terry won't mind if I add his name also....
We're Off...Saw Plains Superfecta in The Ville last nite..looks good to me..Dullahan, should be there, Union Rags, and of course I'll Have Another, then anybody...I just want to say one thing too I'll Have Another,,,,I'll Have Another....
See where Miss Pennsylvania dropped out of the Miss Universe Pageant, she said it is fixed...NO SHIT BOZZO, DID ANYONE THAT WASN'T FROM EARTH EVER WIN THE FUCKING TITLE!! I knew it was fixed that year that Miss Uranus lost...That stunk...
Onto VodkaDay, a bitter sweet one may I add...A near and dear friend of mine is having the last show at his Manayunk Institution, known too everyone as Keenan's Valley View Inn, and believe me it has been a main stay in Manayunk for 35 some years..I have a lot of stories about Keenans, and they are all good..I was with Billy for a walk through that day many years ago, when he was thinking about buying the business, and I was amazed that this young man, went from waiter to bartender, to manager to owner..I am not amazed any longer..He transformed that bar and restaurant into a local landmark..He had a swimming pool membership for years, weddings, funerals, bands and all around good food and entertainment for as long as he has had the operation up and running..I consider Billy and his wife Beth two of my best friends. I want to wish them continued success in whatever ventures lie before them..The show tonight will feature, Dad and Son..I have seen it before, but it is always great for a lot of laughs and a lot of fun...Dad is none other than Speedy Morris, and Son is my bunky, Chris Morris and their antics and jokes never fail to make everyone laugh, and have a good time..I would be remiss, if I did not mention, the generosity The Keenan family has shown over the years, too the many people that have had dealings with them..Many charity events have been held at the Valley View Inn, throughout the years...Many times I was the recipient of this generosity..I remember a time when business was once again hurting.. I was struggling to make bills, and payments, sorta like today...It was my Mother and Fathers fiftieth wedding anniversary and I went to Billy and told him I would like to have the party there and could I pay him in installments...He said well, what do you want to do for them E and how many people..I said about 200, and you do the normal dinner and bar thing and tell me what it costs..He looks at his papers and says..OK, 200 people 2 to 7, we will give them appetizers and chicken dinner, open bar for 5 hours, looks like it will cost two...I said what like two thousand dollars..He says no like 2.00 a head....you gotta pay for somethin...That my friends is the true meaning of generosity and the true meaning of a friend... The only thing I want when we leave Keenans for the final time, is the pole that holds the whole building up..It is mine...One night after much frivolity and vodka..Yours truly is charging around the room when I run head first into that iron pole filled with concrete..I must admit the Simpleton did not go down...When I woke up the next morning wifey was in the corner shaking..I said, what the hell is wrong with you..She said look in the mirror...LO AND BEHOLD, IT WAS THE ELEPHANT MAN...!!!
Goodbye to a place that will always be special to me...Be great too see everybody tonight, as always...
God Bless Billy, Beth, Walter, and the entire Keenan Family for many memories, and great times...THANK YOU...Your Friend Ernie and I am sure Terry won't mind if I add his name also....
Thursday, June 7, 2012
"Today Is The 7th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....Well another famous alien, oops!! I mean scientologist has come prancing out of the closet...Gayin Alive!! ooh ooh ohh Gayin Aliiivvveee!! Yeah Vinny Barbarino, Johnny Travolta..Don't these clowns realize that in The Year Of Our Lord 2012, if you are famous and you are cheating on your spouse or getting masturbated by your masseuse, that you are going to get caught....I guess some people really care about these idiots, I for one could care less about any of them.., but the way they believe they are above every thing human amazes me... ..As soon as someone makes it big in Hollywierd they should castrate, or sterizlize them, as the price you pay for fame...None of them stay together, and then they have eight kids, 7 of which are adopted from whatever African nation they happen to have made a movie in..They sicken this Simpleton...Saw where Myley Cyrus, (what kind of name is Myley), just got engaged, she is 19 years old..That should last ohhhhhhh!! maybe a year, she will have two kids and he will be gone..It is a fact that 90% of these people know nothing about the real world..they live a privileged and pampered life, another fact about them that amazes me is how fast they forget where they came from..You ever here any of them talk about their parents or relatives, or friends they grew up with...NOOOOO!! it is always about what they have achieved and what their next movie or production is about...bunch of narcissistic assholes...The only reason, I even take time to think about them, is the fact that I now have a Ville to vent in, gotta love the Ville..Thanks General...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I hope he didn't join the Toads, he may be in Florida...YO!! they really think I wanna join the TOADS, there is a conspiracy theory going around the Yunk, that they will never, not now, not ever let me be a Toad..They, meaning my friends of 55+ years, as you can tell I am hurt..,I gotta be a Toad, why am I the only one that isn't a toad...OK,,,I gotta go..Phil is pacing. I should just stay here awhile and watch him pace.
One last thing..Don't give up on the Phils yet..It is still relatively early.. I just don't know how many more injuries this team can sustain..Down goes Galvis last night...I guess Thome will be playing second base...
Ryan Howard
Chase Utley
Michael Stutes
Herndron these guys have yet to play an inning..
Nix
Thome
Martinez
Galvis
Worley
Halladay
and the list goes on...that is a pretty impressive number of players either not playing at all or on the DL..All of them helped the Phils win 102 games last year..Hang in....
We're Off....Well another famous alien, oops!! I mean scientologist has come prancing out of the closet...Gayin Alive!! ooh ooh ohh Gayin Aliiivvveee!! Yeah Vinny Barbarino, Johnny Travolta..Don't these clowns realize that in The Year Of Our Lord 2012, if you are famous and you are cheating on your spouse or getting masturbated by your masseuse, that you are going to get caught....I guess some people really care about these idiots, I for one could care less about any of them.., but the way they believe they are above every thing human amazes me... ..As soon as someone makes it big in Hollywierd they should castrate, or sterizlize them, as the price you pay for fame...None of them stay together, and then they have eight kids, 7 of which are adopted from whatever African nation they happen to have made a movie in..They sicken this Simpleton...Saw where Myley Cyrus, (what kind of name is Myley), just got engaged, she is 19 years old..That should last ohhhhhhh!! maybe a year, she will have two kids and he will be gone..It is a fact that 90% of these people know nothing about the real world..they live a privileged and pampered life, another fact about them that amazes me is how fast they forget where they came from..You ever here any of them talk about their parents or relatives, or friends they grew up with...NOOOOO!! it is always about what they have achieved and what their next movie or production is about...bunch of narcissistic assholes...The only reason, I even take time to think about them, is the fact that I now have a Ville to vent in, gotta love the Ville..Thanks General...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I hope he didn't join the Toads, he may be in Florida...YO!! they really think I wanna join the TOADS, there is a conspiracy theory going around the Yunk, that they will never, not now, not ever let me be a Toad..They, meaning my friends of 55+ years, as you can tell I am hurt..,I gotta be a Toad, why am I the only one that isn't a toad...OK,,,I gotta go..Phil is pacing. I should just stay here awhile and watch him pace.
One last thing..Don't give up on the Phils yet..It is still relatively early.. I just don't know how many more injuries this team can sustain..Down goes Galvis last night...I guess Thome will be playing second base...
Ryan Howard
Chase Utley
Michael Stutes
Herndron these guys have yet to play an inning..
Nix
Thome
Martinez
Galvis
Worley
Halladay
and the list goes on...that is a pretty impressive number of players either not playing at all or on the DL..All of them helped the Phils win 102 games last year..Hang in....
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
"Today Is The 6th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off.. Run the roads yesterday, had a stop in MayLanding..,start talking to the guy loading the truck..Hey, how are ya my man.?? Yeah Ern, I'm sure you really care..I do Tom, but you know you should start caring more about me, I got about 30 years on you...Yeah right...How old are you?? I'm 66 dude, I graduated high school 48 years ago today.. He looks me up and down and (now, I am awaiting the big compliment) says..They had high schools back then...Fuckin New Jermany..Look I said running the roads, and the critters are out there racing up and down the dirt road..This language is fucked up...Starting too get tuned into the Belmont, and the Triple Crown...Hope I just had the wrong horse..I ain't mentioning his name..If you want to see my prediction, you gotta go back to the Kentucky Derby Posts...I am sure you can't wait to go back and read this shit again...I told Phil I have an idea how to make us both multi-millionaires..Phil The Thrill, of all people, says I can't wait to hear this...I said, it is really pretty Simple, just put a camera on my head and then show the sheople what I do and how I act everyday..They would not think it was reality..It could be the first unreality show...I could see the sheople now,,,yo Gert!!!! get your ass of the can, that dickhead with the camera on his head is coming on again,,they expect us to believe this is reality...Look, look hahahahahh, he is straining at stool, ahahhahahha, how can they put this on TV...LOOK LOOK!!! at this guy the call that thing The Thrill AHHAHAHH!! he hangs with this one they call Simple...Look, they are trying to pick race horses..They are with the Simple fuck and his friends,,look one of his friends is staring at him and shaking his head, it is a rather large one..Simple says I like the five and his friend Dave says...You talking to me....Simple says yeah I like the five....Dave says You Talkin To Me...Well who the fuck you think I am talking to the camera is pointed right at you.. I told you I like the five...Dave say You Talkin To Me...FOR THE LAST TIME, YES I AM TALKING TO YOU....Dave says then go bet it...What the five horse...NO YOU TALKIN TO ME!!! THAT'S THE HORSES NAME YOU SIMPLE FUCK...Yeah this could work..look at Phil and Bert and Gert they are all hysterical...I am telling you if I don't reach home before I retire, I am making us all multi-millionaires...that is why they call me Simple....
We're Off.. Run the roads yesterday, had a stop in MayLanding..,start talking to the guy loading the truck..Hey, how are ya my man.?? Yeah Ern, I'm sure you really care..I do Tom, but you know you should start caring more about me, I got about 30 years on you...Yeah right...How old are you?? I'm 66 dude, I graduated high school 48 years ago today.. He looks me up and down and (now, I am awaiting the big compliment) says..They had high schools back then...Fuckin New Jermany..Look I said running the roads, and the critters are out there racing up and down the dirt road..This language is fucked up...Starting too get tuned into the Belmont, and the Triple Crown...Hope I just had the wrong horse..I ain't mentioning his name..If you want to see my prediction, you gotta go back to the Kentucky Derby Posts...I am sure you can't wait to go back and read this shit again...I told Phil I have an idea how to make us both multi-millionaires..Phil The Thrill, of all people, says I can't wait to hear this...I said, it is really pretty Simple, just put a camera on my head and then show the sheople what I do and how I act everyday..They would not think it was reality..It could be the first unreality show...I could see the sheople now,,,yo Gert!!!! get your ass of the can, that dickhead with the camera on his head is coming on again,,they expect us to believe this is reality...Look, look hahahahahh, he is straining at stool, ahahhahahha, how can they put this on TV...LOOK LOOK!!! at this guy the call that thing The Thrill AHHAHAHH!! he hangs with this one they call Simple...Look, they are trying to pick race horses..They are with the Simple fuck and his friends,,look one of his friends is staring at him and shaking his head, it is a rather large one..Simple says I like the five and his friend Dave says...You talking to me....Simple says yeah I like the five....Dave says You Talkin To Me...Well who the fuck you think I am talking to the camera is pointed right at you.. I told you I like the five...Dave say You Talkin To Me...FOR THE LAST TIME, YES I AM TALKING TO YOU....Dave says then go bet it...What the five horse...NO YOU TALKIN TO ME!!! THAT'S THE HORSES NAME YOU SIMPLE FUCK...Yeah this could work..look at Phil and Bert and Gert they are all hysterical...I am telling you if I don't reach home before I retire, I am making us all multi-millionaires...that is why they call me Simple....
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
"Today Is The 5th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..Graduation Day, In The Year Of Our Lord 1964,, forty eight years ago, marchin down Vine St. Cap and Gown to The Cathedral Of Saints Peter and Paul..Yep made it through good Old Roman Catholic High., and now heading for one of my favorite things, a two and half hour Catholic Service in Church...I already had thanked my God, for getting me through a lot of trouble at Roman...a huge fight in the subway, with a bunch of our black classmates, had got a good friend of mine expelled from Roman, and honestly it was not his fault..I don't want to use his name because I ran into him years later and he was still pissed at Spike Dolan...I know one thing, there were at least twenty of us, that went into that subway that day, and when the shit hit the fan, there were three. Fuck it, he won't care, it was Sonny Dillella, Jackie Schoenwolfe, and Myself. The fight erupted in the cafeteria. they kept coming over to our table and picked out Sonny for some reason, and they started bullying every day...He told the biggest one that he would meet him in the subway after school..Lunch was fourth period, word spread quick..Rumble, in the subway after school..I guess to a lot of guys that meant go watch a fight. The guys that really knew what was going on knew this was more than just Sonny and whoever that black dude was..When the shit hit the fan, Sonny hit that big dude ten times before he even got his hands up, and that is when his friends attacked Sonny, me and Jackie Shcoenwolf (here is one great man, a story for another day), ran into the mayhem, I remember clockin a dude with my brownie bag and all my books and papers flying around the subway, before I was jumped and almost knocked onto the tracks...I didn't see anything after that but shoes aiming at my head and landing some hard kicks..I tried to get up and was cracked hard, went after that guy when here comes the train, I am in a good one with this fucker..the train stops and another dude knocks me down, the last thing I see is Sonny being drug on the train, heading for North Philly, he was still fighting..everybody else was gone..me and Schoenwolf just looked at each other, like what the fuck, they are going to kill him....Jackie says where the fuck is everybody?? Until that time I hadn't realized we were the only ones there, shit man that wasn't even a fair rumble..(remember that was what we called them in those long ago days)..I didn't know what to do, I couldn't tell the priest, and I sure as hell wasn't going to tell the cops..So, me and Jackie left the subway, my brownie bag was smashed beyond repair..I looked at him and said did you mess up your brownie bag...He said I never take that thing home..Sonny lived, because he kept fighting and got off the train at the next stop, and came down Broad Street, we were walking up the steps as he came running down, didn't have a fuckin mark on him...I told him that was the fastest I ever saw anybody punch somebody..He said you shoulda seen how fast I got off that fuckin train...What a great guy, in all due respect, he did not deserve to be expelled they made an example out of him, and the black dude, I want to say Johnson..Anybody that went down that subway that day was called before Spike Dolan and Maloney...I just told them what happened, kinda figured I was getting tossed..., the kids were called out of class all day, and as I heard all the names, I wondered where the fuck they were. Anyhow, as I said I ran into Sonny years later, and that is one great story for another day...I got my diploma from Roman Catholic, and that night,. well actually it was the next Friday night..Myself and Dave Kilkenny (R.I.P.) drove down to Broad and Vine at 2 AM and got out of the car with beers in our hands and saluted the old institution of learning..that I coudn't wait to leave...Sure would be nice to go back there for a day, and see all those young faces, from 48 years ago..It seems almost impossible that it has been that long...I honestly cannot believe I graduated 48 years ago, man that is a fucking lifetime...I have lived a lot of life from that day to this..Some of its Magic and some its Tragic, but I had a good life all the way...To any of my old R.C.H.S. classmates that visit the Ville...Forty-Eight years man, Carpre Diem..I will post something I read a long time ago..I modified most of it as to how I perceived this most profound philosophy on life, most of it is mine..
Walk amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence..As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all people..Speak your truths, and beliefs clearly, and listen to everyone, even the dull and ignorant, they teach you how not to be...Avoid obnoxious, and ill mannered people, they are vexations to your very spirit..Try not to compare yourself to other people this can only lead to two emotions, vain, or bitter..for always there are going to be lesser and greater people than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as things you have planned..Keep an interest in your career, however humble, it is a real possession..Exercise caution when in business or personal matters, the world is full of deception, but don't let this deter you from the true virtue of goodness that many people possess..Work towards high ideals, and remember life is full of heroism..Be yourself, do not worry about who does or does not like you...If you change one iota of your life's true character to feign affection from one person,., another person will not like it, stay the course, you are you...Don't ever denigrate love, for in the face of disenchantment and hard times it is perrenial as the grass.Remember when you start feeling older, that it is a privilege not granted to everyone...Be strong in spirit, this will help you immensely if tragedy ever seeks you out.., but don't walk around worrying about tragedy, this will only depress and make you a cynic..If you can't except discipline from without, try your best from within to have a wholesome discipline in things that are important..Don't be too hard on yourself when you feel you have let yourself or others down, we all do it one time or another, don't do it again...Forgive most of your failings, they will not mean much in the next millennium..Like yourself, you are a child of Your God, Your Mother, Your Father and This Universe, like all the other creatures and celestials that share it with you..Be at peace with your God, whatever you conceive him to be. Many times life is noisy and confusing, stay at peace with your soul...because when you look back, with all its trials, tribulations, drudgery and a lot of broken dreams, life is still a beautiful thing and it is unique to each and every one of us, be careful, and always strive to stay out of harms way....Always, Always, no matter how hard life gets ....Stay Happy....
Forty Eight Years....WOW!!!
We're Off..Graduation Day, In The Year Of Our Lord 1964,, forty eight years ago, marchin down Vine St. Cap and Gown to The Cathedral Of Saints Peter and Paul..Yep made it through good Old Roman Catholic High., and now heading for one of my favorite things, a two and half hour Catholic Service in Church...I already had thanked my God, for getting me through a lot of trouble at Roman...a huge fight in the subway, with a bunch of our black classmates, had got a good friend of mine expelled from Roman, and honestly it was not his fault..I don't want to use his name because I ran into him years later and he was still pissed at Spike Dolan...I know one thing, there were at least twenty of us, that went into that subway that day, and when the shit hit the fan, there were three. Fuck it, he won't care, it was Sonny Dillella, Jackie Schoenwolfe, and Myself. The fight erupted in the cafeteria. they kept coming over to our table and picked out Sonny for some reason, and they started bullying every day...He told the biggest one that he would meet him in the subway after school..Lunch was fourth period, word spread quick..Rumble, in the subway after school..I guess to a lot of guys that meant go watch a fight. The guys that really knew what was going on knew this was more than just Sonny and whoever that black dude was..When the shit hit the fan, Sonny hit that big dude ten times before he even got his hands up, and that is when his friends attacked Sonny, me and Jackie Shcoenwolf (here is one great man, a story for another day), ran into the mayhem, I remember clockin a dude with my brownie bag and all my books and papers flying around the subway, before I was jumped and almost knocked onto the tracks...I didn't see anything after that but shoes aiming at my head and landing some hard kicks..I tried to get up and was cracked hard, went after that guy when here comes the train, I am in a good one with this fucker..the train stops and another dude knocks me down, the last thing I see is Sonny being drug on the train, heading for North Philly, he was still fighting..everybody else was gone..me and Schoenwolf just looked at each other, like what the fuck, they are going to kill him....Jackie says where the fuck is everybody?? Until that time I hadn't realized we were the only ones there, shit man that wasn't even a fair rumble..(remember that was what we called them in those long ago days)..I didn't know what to do, I couldn't tell the priest, and I sure as hell wasn't going to tell the cops..So, me and Jackie left the subway, my brownie bag was smashed beyond repair..I looked at him and said did you mess up your brownie bag...He said I never take that thing home..Sonny lived, because he kept fighting and got off the train at the next stop, and came down Broad Street, we were walking up the steps as he came running down, didn't have a fuckin mark on him...I told him that was the fastest I ever saw anybody punch somebody..He said you shoulda seen how fast I got off that fuckin train...What a great guy, in all due respect, he did not deserve to be expelled they made an example out of him, and the black dude, I want to say Johnson..Anybody that went down that subway that day was called before Spike Dolan and Maloney...I just told them what happened, kinda figured I was getting tossed..., the kids were called out of class all day, and as I heard all the names, I wondered where the fuck they were. Anyhow, as I said I ran into Sonny years later, and that is one great story for another day...I got my diploma from Roman Catholic, and that night,. well actually it was the next Friday night..Myself and Dave Kilkenny (R.I.P.) drove down to Broad and Vine at 2 AM and got out of the car with beers in our hands and saluted the old institution of learning..that I coudn't wait to leave...Sure would be nice to go back there for a day, and see all those young faces, from 48 years ago..It seems almost impossible that it has been that long...I honestly cannot believe I graduated 48 years ago, man that is a fucking lifetime...I have lived a lot of life from that day to this..Some of its Magic and some its Tragic, but I had a good life all the way...To any of my old R.C.H.S. classmates that visit the Ville...Forty-Eight years man, Carpre Diem..I will post something I read a long time ago..I modified most of it as to how I perceived this most profound philosophy on life, most of it is mine..
Walk amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence..As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all people..Speak your truths, and beliefs clearly, and listen to everyone, even the dull and ignorant, they teach you how not to be...Avoid obnoxious, and ill mannered people, they are vexations to your very spirit..Try not to compare yourself to other people this can only lead to two emotions, vain, or bitter..for always there are going to be lesser and greater people than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as things you have planned..Keep an interest in your career, however humble, it is a real possession..Exercise caution when in business or personal matters, the world is full of deception, but don't let this deter you from the true virtue of goodness that many people possess..Work towards high ideals, and remember life is full of heroism..Be yourself, do not worry about who does or does not like you...If you change one iota of your life's true character to feign affection from one person,., another person will not like it, stay the course, you are you...Don't ever denigrate love, for in the face of disenchantment and hard times it is perrenial as the grass.Remember when you start feeling older, that it is a privilege not granted to everyone...Be strong in spirit, this will help you immensely if tragedy ever seeks you out.., but don't walk around worrying about tragedy, this will only depress and make you a cynic..If you can't except discipline from without, try your best from within to have a wholesome discipline in things that are important..Don't be too hard on yourself when you feel you have let yourself or others down, we all do it one time or another, don't do it again...Forgive most of your failings, they will not mean much in the next millennium..Like yourself, you are a child of Your God, Your Mother, Your Father and This Universe, like all the other creatures and celestials that share it with you..Be at peace with your God, whatever you conceive him to be. Many times life is noisy and confusing, stay at peace with your soul...because when you look back, with all its trials, tribulations, drudgery and a lot of broken dreams, life is still a beautiful thing and it is unique to each and every one of us, be careful, and always strive to stay out of harms way....Always, Always, no matter how hard life gets ....Stay Happy....
Forty Eight Years....WOW!!!
Monday, June 4, 2012
"Today Is The 4th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Weekend done. Hell summer is almost over...Remember when you were a kid and school ended for summer...It was like getting paroled..Especially if you went to Catholic School...I used to call it St. John The Baptist Catholic Prison for Kids...Man, I fuckin hated grade school...So when summer rolled around, it was thee best times of my life....My Mom and Dad both worked, so when I got up, whenever I felt like it, the first thing I did was look for my cleanest dirty shirt. Throw some water on the face, brush the teeth, and down the stairs I came with a bound...Cereal was the breakfast of the day....OK, little Simple, gear check, baseball hat, check, baseball glove, check, ball, check...whoa!! gotta put some tape around this baby...that concrete up Joel Cook takes it's toll on balls and sneakers...50 cents for lunch, check...OK, time to go play...and play I did, from morning till night..My biggest thrill was waiting for Tommy Flaherty to come up the Manayunk wall..Well my biggest thrill was when I would see him round the curve...YES!! here comes my man...Up to the school yard we would go, baseball, monkey bars, and oh yeah climbing the fire escape, that shit could kill ya...Over to Weber's for a milkshake and a burger, and then onto the pinball...Long before Elton John, Tommy was a pin ball wizard...he would rack up 10, 12 games, and let me use a flipper or shake the machine. Of course we tilted it many times, and he would always blame me..I think we were maybe in second or third grade, when I started using fuck, he was the main reason.. Like what the fuck I didn't tilt it...He was picking the fuckin thing up off the floor, Mr. Weber was screaming and threw us out every other day....then the plan was to go to Standards Drug Store Manayunk and Lyceum, and when the dude went in the back fill our pockets with candy. Later on in was ciggies....they call that shop lifting now, we called it cool....I never could understand why Tommy would grab cough drops...I told him, that ain't candy. He said shut up and eat it, it taste like candy. Then it was who you telling to shut up, and yep, we would be rolling around on the ground...then somewhere along the line he grew up physically, and I didn't...I remember having him down in second grade we were on Silverwood Street and I should have punched his head in, because it was the last oppurtunity I would get...from that day on he won them all...but as we became closer and closer, it became apparent that, me and him would go at it...but nobody else better get involved...that man is thee greatest, most loyal, crazy brother I could ever have..Neither of us were blessed, to have a blood brother, so we just adopted each other, and till this very day, I love that man with all my black heart.....I guess I sort of went on a little tangent there about Sgt. Flaherty, but when summer starts and the balls start flying it reminds of those days long ago, in a place called Manayunk..It wouldn't be much longer until we started spreading out and meeting the other guys that would become out life long friends and brothers...Babe was younger than most of us, by maybe 3 or 4 years, but he also was bigger, he was telling everybody at ECK'S the story of when he met us, and he said all the older guys were really good to him except me. He said I aggravated him every day..(he still aggravates me).. All the younger guys were laughin and said, well what happened...He said I just used to bounce him off the ground every day, I guess he finally got tired bouncing and here we are 55 years later, still laughing,and talking about it...One more on the old gang stories...fucking Plain..I was the Christ Child in the 8th grade play...yep, I was..and I had to wear socks with what looked like blood stains on them..After the play, (I was outstanding) the nun hugged me, I even remember my Mom and Dad in the front row, it was like the best man....Well we are leaving and we are walking through the alley on the way to the front of St. John's, when this kid gets right in front of me and stops me and kneels down and starts, worshipping me in front of everybody...Incorrigible little fuck..yep, Plain, so the next thing I know there is Young Plain and Young Simple fightin in the alley, when my Dad grabs us both by the scruffs of our necks and is yellin knock it off will ya....you two will get kicked out of this school, if he only knew then what he knew later, he probably woulda hung both our young asses LOL!!.. I just looked at that kid and thought to myself. I am never going to forget that face...HA!! he won that fuckin fight...How the fuck did I know I would be stuck with him for the rest of my life...Wouldn't have it any other way..My friends and brothers are the best men, I have ever met in my life.. and I am not only overjoyed to have them and their families in my life I am blessed.....
We're Off...Weekend done. Hell summer is almost over...Remember when you were a kid and school ended for summer...It was like getting paroled..Especially if you went to Catholic School...I used to call it St. John The Baptist Catholic Prison for Kids...Man, I fuckin hated grade school...So when summer rolled around, it was thee best times of my life....My Mom and Dad both worked, so when I got up, whenever I felt like it, the first thing I did was look for my cleanest dirty shirt. Throw some water on the face, brush the teeth, and down the stairs I came with a bound...Cereal was the breakfast of the day....OK, little Simple, gear check, baseball hat, check, baseball glove, check, ball, check...whoa!! gotta put some tape around this baby...that concrete up Joel Cook takes it's toll on balls and sneakers...50 cents for lunch, check...OK, time to go play...and play I did, from morning till night..My biggest thrill was waiting for Tommy Flaherty to come up the Manayunk wall..Well my biggest thrill was when I would see him round the curve...YES!! here comes my man...Up to the school yard we would go, baseball, monkey bars, and oh yeah climbing the fire escape, that shit could kill ya...Over to Weber's for a milkshake and a burger, and then onto the pinball...Long before Elton John, Tommy was a pin ball wizard...he would rack up 10, 12 games, and let me use a flipper or shake the machine. Of course we tilted it many times, and he would always blame me..I think we were maybe in second or third grade, when I started using fuck, he was the main reason.. Like what the fuck I didn't tilt it...He was picking the fuckin thing up off the floor, Mr. Weber was screaming and threw us out every other day....then the plan was to go to Standards Drug Store Manayunk and Lyceum, and when the dude went in the back fill our pockets with candy. Later on in was ciggies....they call that shop lifting now, we called it cool....I never could understand why Tommy would grab cough drops...I told him, that ain't candy. He said shut up and eat it, it taste like candy. Then it was who you telling to shut up, and yep, we would be rolling around on the ground...then somewhere along the line he grew up physically, and I didn't...I remember having him down in second grade we were on Silverwood Street and I should have punched his head in, because it was the last oppurtunity I would get...from that day on he won them all...but as we became closer and closer, it became apparent that, me and him would go at it...but nobody else better get involved...that man is thee greatest, most loyal, crazy brother I could ever have..Neither of us were blessed, to have a blood brother, so we just adopted each other, and till this very day, I love that man with all my black heart.....I guess I sort of went on a little tangent there about Sgt. Flaherty, but when summer starts and the balls start flying it reminds of those days long ago, in a place called Manayunk..It wouldn't be much longer until we started spreading out and meeting the other guys that would become out life long friends and brothers...Babe was younger than most of us, by maybe 3 or 4 years, but he also was bigger, he was telling everybody at ECK'S the story of when he met us, and he said all the older guys were really good to him except me. He said I aggravated him every day..(he still aggravates me).. All the younger guys were laughin and said, well what happened...He said I just used to bounce him off the ground every day, I guess he finally got tired bouncing and here we are 55 years later, still laughing,and talking about it...One more on the old gang stories...fucking Plain..I was the Christ Child in the 8th grade play...yep, I was..and I had to wear socks with what looked like blood stains on them..After the play, (I was outstanding) the nun hugged me, I even remember my Mom and Dad in the front row, it was like the best man....Well we are leaving and we are walking through the alley on the way to the front of St. John's, when this kid gets right in front of me and stops me and kneels down and starts, worshipping me in front of everybody...Incorrigible little fuck..yep, Plain, so the next thing I know there is Young Plain and Young Simple fightin in the alley, when my Dad grabs us both by the scruffs of our necks and is yellin knock it off will ya....you two will get kicked out of this school, if he only knew then what he knew later, he probably woulda hung both our young asses LOL!!.. I just looked at that kid and thought to myself. I am never going to forget that face...HA!! he won that fuckin fight...How the fuck did I know I would be stuck with him for the rest of my life...Wouldn't have it any other way..My friends and brothers are the best men, I have ever met in my life.. and I am not only overjoyed to have them and their families in my life I am blessed.....
Sunday, June 3, 2012
"Today Is The 3rd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off... Ladies and Gentleman of The Ville, this is Simple...The Lone Ranger...WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY???? I am remote. I try my best too keep this place running.. I only ask for a little help. What do I get?? NOTHING....Call Plain, doesn't answer his phone..Leave him a message tells me he didn't get it..Talk to him, he tells me, get outta the way,,,, I am watching this race, I got the 6 horse...Ask him where he is going, he acts like he can't hear...Talk to him on Plain and Simple, and he goes hides somewhere..Fuckin man in incorrigible..You know what General?? I ain't never lettin you talk me into anything again..Got me to join the Marine Corps, so you could get all the young girls...Got me to open this Ville with this Loon, so you can laugh every fuckin day, at my expense..and what do I get? NOTHING....I might have too find new friends..Listen if anybody out there wants to be my friend, stop down ECKS next Saturday (Belmont Day), buy me a beer, and I will interview you, to see if you qualify..Now listen if it gets over a 1000 applicants, we may have to extend it week to week...OK man, I am remote...Strebor,,McNOWHERETOBEFOUND,, and INCORRIGIBLE, how about doing something around here.....PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!!! Oh you are awake??? Hold on Sleeping Beauty, I will be right there...see ya later this pretty woman just woke up from sleeping for a 100 years...What's that your hungry?? You fuckin kidding me, what about horny....I'll feed her then we'll see what happens.Gotta get a haircut first..Look like a Street ERNCHIN!!!!!
We're Off... Ladies and Gentleman of The Ville, this is Simple...The Lone Ranger...WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY???? I am remote. I try my best too keep this place running.. I only ask for a little help. What do I get?? NOTHING....Call Plain, doesn't answer his phone..Leave him a message tells me he didn't get it..Talk to him, he tells me, get outta the way,,,, I am watching this race, I got the 6 horse...Ask him where he is going, he acts like he can't hear...Talk to him on Plain and Simple, and he goes hides somewhere..Fuckin man in incorrigible..You know what General?? I ain't never lettin you talk me into anything again..Got me to join the Marine Corps, so you could get all the young girls...Got me to open this Ville with this Loon, so you can laugh every fuckin day, at my expense..and what do I get? NOTHING....I might have too find new friends..Listen if anybody out there wants to be my friend, stop down ECKS next Saturday (Belmont Day), buy me a beer, and I will interview you, to see if you qualify..Now listen if it gets over a 1000 applicants, we may have to extend it week to week...OK man, I am remote...Strebor,,McNOWHERETOBEFOUND,, and INCORRIGIBLE, how about doing something around here.....PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!!! Oh you are awake??? Hold on Sleeping Beauty, I will be right there...see ya later this pretty woman just woke up from sleeping for a 100 years...What's that your hungry?? You fuckin kidding me, what about horny....I'll feed her then we'll see what happens.Gotta get a haircut first..Look like a Street ERNCHIN!!!!!
Saturday, June 2, 2012
"Today Is The 2nd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....HA!! and Plain didn't think I would make it in here today..I am actually remote...had to get rid of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolves kept trying to eat her...ahem....Miss Muffet got bit by a spider and died..Mary had a little lamb and they put them both in the circus...The beast had sex with beauty and she also had a little lamb, and a lot of Beast...Jack wasn't too nible as he fried his dick on the candlestick....The seven drarfs got their asses kicked for singing HI HO HI HO in a black neighborhood...Jack and Jill went up the hill they both had a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half think they went up for water...Pinnochio got a woody and Gepeto sawed it off...Mary Mary, was to contrary and Suzie knocked her the fuck out...Dumbo smashed his right ear into the Empire State Building and it fell to the ground, he is now flying around in circles in Old New York...Daisey left Donald for Daffy...The Coyote caught the Road Runner and said MEAT MEAT..
Miss Piggy kissed Kermit and he turned into a Toad...Bert and Ernie got married..The Grinch gave Christmas back said it cost too much money...The giant stepped on Jack's stalk...AH WEEE WEEEEE WEEEEE!! THAT'SSS ALL FOLKSSS!!!!Don't worry General I am going to get help....
We're Off....HA!! and Plain didn't think I would make it in here today..I am actually remote...had to get rid of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolves kept trying to eat her...ahem....Miss Muffet got bit by a spider and died..Mary had a little lamb and they put them both in the circus...The beast had sex with beauty and she also had a little lamb, and a lot of Beast...Jack wasn't too nible as he fried his dick on the candlestick....The seven drarfs got their asses kicked for singing HI HO HI HO in a black neighborhood...Jack and Jill went up the hill they both had a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half think they went up for water...Pinnochio got a woody and Gepeto sawed it off...Mary Mary, was to contrary and Suzie knocked her the fuck out...Dumbo smashed his right ear into the Empire State Building and it fell to the ground, he is now flying around in circles in Old New York...Daisey left Donald for Daffy...The Coyote caught the Road Runner and said MEAT MEAT..
Miss Piggy kissed Kermit and he turned into a Toad...Bert and Ernie got married..The Grinch gave Christmas back said it cost too much money...The giant stepped on Jack's stalk...AH WEEE WEEEEE WEEEEE!! THAT'SSS ALL FOLKSSS!!!!Don't worry General I am going to get help....
Friday, June 1, 2012
"Today Is The 1st VODKADAY Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Just saw where Kent Desormoux, well known jockey, can't ride in the Belmont Stakes, because he was caught drinking and driving. You are like, why can't he ride?? Well, he was actually drunk when he rode a horse in a race...Just when you think you may have heard or seen everything, you haven't heard or seen anything ...Is that fuckin amazing...I gotta find out how they caught him. They probably took blood to see if he was doping and found alcohol, in his blood..Just speculation on my part..
JUNE she'll play that tune..If it is anything like May, she won't stay....this year is going by at warp speed..I know, they say the older you get the faster it goes, but this is ridiculous..Oh, but not for Plain, he stayed about 11, maybe 12...Yeah get the old putters out Toads, you are going to need your A game when us Frogs come looking for you, so far, I have me and ahhhhh Hey Phil!! Yo, E,,You wanna be a frog??? Not really, I would rather be the Prince.................Oh, yeah the Frog and Princess, and Prince story..Here we go with those Fairy Tales again...Fairy Tail, back when I was a kid that met a gay guys ass....that my friends is not politically correct, but then again neither am I...OK bring some Fairy Tales on VodkaDay, I will be at the Ville for ahwile.. A-Z FAIRY TALES CAN COME TRUE IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART..LOOK AT ALL YOU DERIVE OUT OF BEING ALIVE IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART....!!!!OK onward Simple..
A-Alice In Wonderland...Little known fact, Alice was dropping LSD...
B-Beauty and the Beast, me and any girl that has ever had the pleasure of my company.
C-Cinderfella I mean Cinderella..she of the rats pulling the carriage that had turned into a pumpkin. I ask all the time who reads this shit on Plain and Simple...Well who the fuck reads that shit???
D-Dwarves, Little known fact, there were 7 of them who took a knocked out Snow White to their little den on iniquity, and when the doctor came to examine her, he found her to be a virgin, but she had 7 dents in her cherry..that is what I heard..
E
F-Figuero, he was a hip cat in Pinnochio..I saw Pornochio, every time he told a lie his dick grew..Alright guys it was a Fairy Tale, don't go lying....Hey Phil!!! Yo E!! I ain't drinkin no Vodka today...WOW!! it works..YO PHIL!! WHAT?? I can hear....HOLY MOLEY!!!! lying is better than Viagra....
We're Off.. Just saw where Kent Desormoux, well known jockey, can't ride in the Belmont Stakes, because he was caught drinking and driving. You are like, why can't he ride?? Well, he was actually drunk when he rode a horse in a race...Just when you think you may have heard or seen everything, you haven't heard or seen anything ...Is that fuckin amazing...I gotta find out how they caught him. They probably took blood to see if he was doping and found alcohol, in his blood..Just speculation on my part..
JUNE she'll play that tune..If it is anything like May, she won't stay....this year is going by at warp speed..I know, they say the older you get the faster it goes, but this is ridiculous..Oh, but not for Plain, he stayed about 11, maybe 12...Yeah get the old putters out Toads, you are going to need your A game when us Frogs come looking for you, so far, I have me and ahhhhh Hey Phil!! Yo, E,,You wanna be a frog??? Not really, I would rather be the Prince.................Oh, yeah the Frog and Princess, and Prince story..Here we go with those Fairy Tales again...Fairy Tail, back when I was a kid that met a gay guys ass....that my friends is not politically correct, but then again neither am I...OK bring some Fairy Tales on VodkaDay, I will be at the Ville for ahwile.. A-Z FAIRY TALES CAN COME TRUE IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART..LOOK AT ALL YOU DERIVE OUT OF BEING ALIVE IF YOUR YOUNG AT HEART....!!!!OK onward Simple..
A-Alice In Wonderland...Little known fact, Alice was dropping LSD...
B-Beauty and the Beast, me and any girl that has ever had the pleasure of my company.
C-Cinderfella I mean Cinderella..she of the rats pulling the carriage that had turned into a pumpkin. I ask all the time who reads this shit on Plain and Simple...Well who the fuck reads that shit???
D-Dwarves, Little known fact, there were 7 of them who took a knocked out Snow White to their little den on iniquity, and when the doctor came to examine her, he found her to be a virgin, but she had 7 dents in her cherry..that is what I heard..
E
F-Figuero, he was a hip cat in Pinnochio..I saw Pornochio, every time he told a lie his dick grew..Alright guys it was a Fairy Tale, don't go lying....Hey Phil!!! Yo E!! I ain't drinkin no Vodka today...WOW!! it works..YO PHIL!! WHAT?? I can hear....HOLY MOLEY!!!! lying is better than Viagra....
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