Saturday, June 2, 2012

"Today Is The 2nd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....HA!! and Plain didn't think I would make it in here today..I am actually remote...had to get rid of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolves kept trying to eat her...ahem....Miss Muffet got bit by a spider and died..Mary had a little lamb and they put them both in the circus...The beast had sex with beauty and she also had a little lamb, and a lot of Beast...Jack wasn't too nible as he fried his dick on the candlestick....The seven drarfs got their asses kicked for singing HI HO HI HO in a black neighborhood...Jack and Jill went up the hill they both had a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half think they went up for water...Pinnochio got a woody and Gepeto sawed it off...Mary Mary, was to contrary and Suzie knocked her the fuck out...Dumbo smashed his right ear into the Empire State Building and it fell to the ground, he is now flying around in circles in Old New York...Daisey left Donald for Daffy...The Coyote caught the Road Runner and said MEAT MEAT..
Miss Piggy kissed Kermit and he turned into a Toad...Bert and Ernie got married..The Grinch gave Christmas back said it cost too much money...The giant stepped on Jack's stalk...AH WEEE WEEEEE WEEEEE!! THAT'SSS ALL FOLKSSS!!!!Don't worry General I am going to get help....


1 comment:

Strebor said...

And, they all lived happily ever after!
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
All is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
Hope you all had a good day, have a good night and a better tomorrow.
Thhhhhhaaaaaaats all folks!!