It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off.. Run the roads yesterday, had a stop in MayLanding..,start talking to the guy loading the truck..Hey, how are ya my man.?? Yeah Ern, I'm sure you really care..I do Tom, but you know you should start caring more about me, I got about 30 years on you...Yeah right...How old are you?? I'm 66 dude, I graduated high school 48 years ago today.. He looks me up and down and (now, I am awaiting the big compliment) says..They had high schools back then...Fuckin New Jermany..Look I said running the roads, and the critters are out there racing up and down the dirt road..This language is fucked up...Starting too get tuned into the Belmont, and the Triple Crown...Hope I just had the wrong horse..I ain't mentioning his name..If you want to see my prediction, you gotta go back to the Kentucky Derby Posts...I am sure you can't wait to go back and read this shit again...I told Phil I have an idea how to make us both multi-millionaires..Phil The Thrill, of all people, says I can't wait to hear this...I said, it is really pretty Simple, just put a camera on my head and then show the sheople what I do and how I act everyday..They would not think it was reality..It could be the first unreality show...I could see the sheople now,,,yo Gert!!!! get your ass of the can, that dickhead with the camera on his head is coming on again,,they expect us to believe this is reality...Look, look hahahahahh, he is straining at stool, ahahhahahha, how can they put this on TV...LOOK LOOK!!! at this guy the call that thing The Thrill AHHAHAHH!! he hangs with this one they call Simple...Look, they are trying to pick race horses..They are with the Simple fuck and his friends,,look one of his friends is staring at him and shaking his head, it is a rather large one..Simple says I like the five and his friend Dave says...You talking to me....Simple says yeah I like the five....Dave says You Talkin To Me...Well who the fuck you think I am talking to the camera is pointed right at you.. I told you I like the five...Dave say You Talkin To Me...FOR THE LAST TIME, YES I AM TALKING TO YOU....Dave says then go bet it...What the five horse...NO YOU TALKIN TO ME!!! THAT'S THE HORSES NAME YOU SIMPLE FUCK...Yeah this could work..look at Phil and Bert and Gert they are all hysterical...I am telling you if I don't reach home before I retire, I am making us all multi-millionaires...that is why they call me Simple....
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You Talking to me ? Is that who your betting? Throwsw that baby out.
WOW!! look at that Plain and Simple both talking at the same time, now there my friends is a reality show..When are your all infinite picks hitting the Ville Plain?? and are we getting together for the Race??
Simple isn't it your Birthday Sat. ? I know you and Dave Eck had one last year at this time.And my Picks will be coming soon i think Dullhan the Irish Horse will be right there. I'll study them and talk to my friend who's an American Indian he knows all about Horses.He lives on Dirty Dexter down in the Yunk. He's from the Onamo Family you might know him his name is Geri. Smirks and walks away.
Yes Plain, I know the Onamo family well..Geri, was older than us, he was a real renegade..He was the first guy I ever saw wearing a doo rag...I think people used to tease him about that long black hair and the way he got when he was drunk..but I'll tell ya one thing about that guy, he didn't take any shit from anybody, in fact if I ain't mistaken I heard him and a few of his pals took on the whole government, yeah, he was actually one of my heroes..
Another day bites the old dust here at The Ville and down on dusty Dexter..Sun seems to set faster at 66 than it did at 65, only fuckin kiddin and you thought I was going to say something sentimental..HATTONNA MATADA SIMPLE. Hey Meere, where ya been, your all dusty and sweaty and ya smell like a fuckin MeereKat..BEEN RACIN ALL DAY, DIDN'T YOU SEE US MAN THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL CAN FLY..Uhh Meere that is why they call him a flying squirrel..YEAH, YEAH I KNOW, BUT HE AIN'T BUILT FOR DISTANCE, THAT BLAT AND SLAT CAN RUN FOREVER...Where they at?? I DON'T KNOW THE LAST TIME I SAW THEM THEY WERE COVERED IN PARROT SHIT AND CHASING GREENY THROUGH THE PINES..ahahahhahaha...I hope they catch him..THEY CAN'T CATCH HIM SIMPLE, HE CAN REALLY FLY..Really, this is anything but real...Hey Meere you gotta clean up dude. You know, shower, shave, haircut, trim your nails, get those eyeballs back in your head....HA!! LOOK WHO THE FUCK IS TALKIN...!!!
OK, clean up see you in the bunker..
Everybody else:
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS..
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