It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Lot of TAPS going on around here...I was remote all weekend..Probably should do everybody a favor and stay remote...Yeah, Union Rags..he was the best horse out there..He got a terrible ride in the Florida Derby by the French Fuckin jokey ( I meant jokey)..Leperoux or whatever his name is, he pinned him on the rail and when he finally got free, there wasn't enough room to make up for his mistakes..Same in the Kentucky Derby never got him outta the gate..Trainers fault for putting him back on the horse..Take off for the Preakness, pussy bullshit...Get a real jockey for the Belmont (Johnny Valesquez), they scratch I'll Have Another, and then we all watch what Union Rags can do..I don't care who won the race, they gave horse racing another black eye..As we said in past posts, you can have the best horse, but there are so many factors involved, mainly the human factors to fuck it up,..I still think Union Rags is the best horse out there..I think his ownership and training and jockey methods sucked during the Triple Crown Racing...This brings me to I'll Have Another. I know the conspiracy theories are abounding..I heard Friday, that they didn't want to run him, because if he lost his stud fee would go from a million to a hundred thousand..I don't think so.. I also heard that they knew he couldn't beat this Union Rags, in a mile an a half., what the fuck they got a crystal ball..Just disheartens me too see the sport fucked over...and that is what I feel happened in these three races...at least with the other eleven that came into the Belmont with the two wins, they went for it...This horse automatically got retired..So be it, us sheople will never know what really happened...Again, wait till next year...I think the Summer races should be very interesting..Haskell, The Whitney, The Travers, then the Breeders Cup in November...move on it is over for another year..COFFEE ON THE NUTS, THAT CAN MAKE ANYBODY RUN FAST!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!
Onto another sport, man this is painful. I can understand injuries taking their toll on the Phils, but man they never booted the ball around like this, and the pitching staff very rarely gave up leads..Whatever is going on is catchy they are all getting it.. You know like don't catch it. I hate to say it, but they really are making it tough on themselves.., I know, I know, Chase and Ryan, and Doc, but by the time they get back, it may be too late, and even when they do come back, what are they going to do rip off 20 straight...Gettin Bad..
WOW!! typical Monday, no fun...gotta bring some fun to the Ville....be back with some fun...Good seeing everybody at Keenan's Friday night..Was a fun show with Dad and Chris..lots of laughs, also lots of laughs as usual with the friends..be back .....
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Yeah Yeah laughs Simple nothing but laughs. I have just spent the last 20 minutes trying to contact the Phila Police Department, so then I decided to send them an e-mail.
I sent this to the 5th District! Please be avised and pass this on to your colleagues. By means of smoke signals,carrier Pigeon. or ouji-Board.
I am sending you this e-mail because there are 12 failed medical experiments(you may call them Youths)on Cathedral Circle just off Cathedral Road. They are Playing a game of soccer which entails kicking the ball into the house next door to me which no-one lives there anymore and is up for Sale.But they are kicking with such force it's like a meteorite hitting the House and the Alum. Siding is clanging because it is getting loose and flapping. These Medical mistakes are very good at what they are doing because this game is in it's 3rd week. I am not sure of the scoring system so I don't know if it will end soon!
But I do suggest this, after replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter will be looked into and be dealt with.Send one of those panda Cars up here on maybe Bath nite they wont be here and your car can do a three point turn around and disappear. But we will see what a Policeman looks like and assure us your still out there!
And I trust that when I take a claw Hammer to the skull of one of these throw-backs you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a 4 Months head start before coming to arrest me.
Sirs I remain your Loyal Constitutent.
Plain
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Just wanted to comment on the closing of one of the finest restaurants/clubs Roxborough has ever seen, the one, the only Keenan's. Many a good times was had there by myself, family and friends. I have my monthly sorority(St. J's) luncheons every third Friday of the month and in May we had our last supper at Keenan's. It was wonderful; food, service, everything was excellent. Billy, Beth, and your staff, "we will miss you". So sorry we didn't see a Triple Crown Winner this year; who knows? We may never see another one since they have started messing with the Sport of Kings. Was in Baltimore while remote and watched the 3 Phillies/Orioles games with my dear family down there. What a blast we had even tho the Phils dropped two. I'm getting to the point where I'll be happy if they have a winning season because truthfully I don't think they will make the playoffs. But like Simple said it is still early, and I will remain a true fan (learned from my Uncle Rocco) whether they win or lose. They have given me many moments of true pleasure the last five seasons and who knows maybe it will be a good 6th season. GO PHILLIES!!! Philly loves you!!! Happy Birthday little "E"!
Hello,
Plain, you need the Baseball Team to come up for a visit with their bats.....They could hit grounders and hot 3rd base shots towards or around the Soccer Heads....Maybe the bats fly out of their hands etc. One time would do it....If all else fails, the Critters from the Ville would love to player Soccer.....Mere, Goat, the Nut case, Ark Ark......
Strebor nice to have you back... You are right about Keenans....An institution that will never be equaled.....They have treated my parents and family very well....My Mom and Dad might make Hamburger night on Tuesday, not sure if they are up to it but I am sure they will try.....
Hope the Phils break out of tgheir slump..Charlie can only do so much...Just keep Forgetmenot off of 2nd....I still and always have faith, unlike the Eagles and the scam Reed is pulling off.....
A Triple Crown will happen in our lifetime, I hope, especialy for Simple.....Maybe he will have to buy a horse and do it himself.....Sgtart looking Simple... The sport need you......
WELCOME back Streborrrrrrrrrr, we missed you.
Good Idea McFinn the bats should work.
And Simple had his shot at the Triple Crown matter of fact His Horse Bombay Duck was winning at the 3/4 Pole and had the track record when it got wacked with a Beer Can, stopped him dead in his Tracks. Who knows what might have happend.
Bombay Duck, I knew I shoulda held onto that beer can. I was trying to wake up the jockey..Hey Plain, why don't we have a party up the old homestead, invite everybody, and we could play some horseshoes and wiffle ball, maybe some lefties, or maybe ask if we could get in the soccer game..of course you would have to invite all the kids...pain in the balls, right my man...Hey I would be remiss today if I didn't give a big shout out to my son..HAPPY BIRTHDAY E!!! ..This is the first time I have been back to the Ville since Thursday, puter still not fuckin workin right..I tried fixing it, and man is it fucked up now..Critters were happy to see me, Blat and Slat forgot who I was..Sammy was flying after some squirrel tail, The Goot was drunk, Greeny shit on me, and Meere is asleep in my bunk...Welcome back to the Ville Simple..There should be a sign on this place..Plain and Simple..truly a nut house...or nut balls or balls of nuts or bowls of nuts and honey nut cheerios or grape nut flakes or Pauly Walnuts. Planters Peanuts. or Peter Pan Peanut butter.. peanut brittle. Peanut Arms Gallagher. Peanut breath..Chestnuts, imagine if your nuts were on your chest, be hard to fry them with coffee...Nuts...
I gotta stop man..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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