It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off... Ladies and Gentleman of The Ville, this is Simple...The Lone Ranger...WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY???? I am remote. I try my best too keep this place running.. I only ask for a little help. What do I get?? NOTHING....Call Plain, doesn't answer his phone..Leave him a message tells me he didn't get it..Talk to him, he tells me, get outta the way,,,, I am watching this race, I got the 6 horse...Ask him where he is going, he acts like he can't hear...Talk to him on Plain and Simple, and he goes hides somewhere..Fuckin man in incorrigible..You know what General?? I ain't never lettin you talk me into anything again..Got me to join the Marine Corps, so you could get all the young girls...Got me to open this Ville with this Loon, so you can laugh every fuckin day, at my expense..and what do I get? NOTHING....I might have too find new friends..Listen if anybody out there wants to be my friend, stop down ECKS next Saturday (Belmont Day), buy me a beer, and I will interview you, to see if you qualify..Now listen if it gets over a 1000 applicants, we may have to extend it week to week...OK man, I am remote...Strebor,,McNOWHERETOBEFOUND,, and INCORRIGIBLE, how about doing something around here.....PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!!! Oh you are awake??? Hold on Sleeping Beauty, I will be right there...see ya later this pretty woman just woke up from sleeping for a 100 years...What's that your hungry?? You fuckin kidding me, what about horny....I'll feed her then we'll see what happens.Gotta get a haircut first..Look like a Street ERNCHIN!!!!!
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In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like
When you're shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Were people saying, My God, that's tough
She stood him up
No point in us remaining
We may as well go home
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally
Seems about right......Good choice:
When you get a haircut, be sure to go back home
When you get a haircut, get a barber you have known
Since you were a little bitty boy sittin' in a booster chair
Or you might look like Larry, Moe or Curly if a stranger cuts your hair
Tunes for your woes, Simple.....
WTF Simple, I was here yesterday and I did TAPS. Bike race today; nothing like it used to be; small crowd and unlike the good years, I didn't get to see anyone that I hadn't seen for a while. But, all in all a good day with family! Please, please Simple get a haircut. You will be the only one at CJ & Eck's for the Belmont everyone else is Baltimore bound.
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