We're Off...Don't even fuckin ask, where I have been?? You ready for a normal day in the life of a Simpleton..Get up to a Pine Fly, they are more aggressive than the normal shit eaters, almost wreck my TV swingin at this annoying son-of-a-bitch...Emails, still not working, two more hours fuckin with that...Go to the bank to open up a new account...Yes Ernest do you have the articles of Corporation?? Oh yeah, their in my fuckin head that was 25 years ago..Sorry we can't open an account without them..I'll be right back...back to the bunker...Emails are working..back to the bank...Oh good Ernest you found them...Uh, do you have your registration papers from the State...Ain't they in that corporate bullshit?? Uh no Ernest, that would be a seperate paper...What one paper?? You want me to find one paper?? Did you ever see the bunker?? I'll be back...back to the bunker...Emails are not working...Back to the bank...Is this the paper?? Yes sit down now we can get some work done...OK. back to the bunker, emails are working..Send and email to Drum Roll Easy..............................................................to Easy, and emails are not working....MOTHER FU!!!!!!!! Stop Simple deep breath...OK, sitting down, emails are working..start laughing...start laughing hysterically..Phil pops that bowling ball he calls a head in and says, what the fuck is so funny?? hahahahahahahahahaha!! hahahahaahha!! noth hHHahHHAH !!! ing !! hahahhaahhahaha E you OK?? hahahahahahaha do ahhhah I hahahaha look hahahhaha like hahahhaha I am hahhaha ok??????hahahhahahhahahah!! Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, I just wish you would tell me what is so funny....ahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this why they call it the 13th.....be back ahahahhahahahha!!!
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"Today Is The 13th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Don't even fuckin ask, where I have been?? You ready for a normal day in the life of a Simpleton..Get up to a Pine Fly, they are more aggressive than the normal shit eaters, almost wreck my TV swingin at this annoying son-of-a-bitch...Emails, still not working, two more hours fuckin with that...Go to the bank to open up a new account...Yes Ernest do you have the articles of Corporation?? Oh yeah, their in my fuckin head that was 25 years ago..Sorry we can't open an account without them..I'll be right back...back to the bunker...Emails are working..back to the bank...Oh good Ernest you found them...Uh, do you have your registration papers from the State...Ain't they in that corporate bullshit?? Uh no Ernest, that would be a seperate paper...What one paper?? You want me to find one paper?? Did you ever see the bunker?? I'll be back...back to the bunker...Emails are not working...Back to the bank...Is this the paper?? Yes sit down now we can get some work done...OK. back to the bunker, emails are working..Send and email to Drum Roll Easy..............................................................to Easy, and emails are not working....MOTHER FU!!!!!!!! Stop Simple deep breath...OK, sitting down, emails are working..start laughing...start laughing hysterically..Phil pops that bowling ball he calls a head in and says, what the fuck is so funny?? hahahahahahahahahaha!! hahahahaahha!! noth hHHahHHAH !!! ing !! hahahhaahhahaha E you OK?? hahahahahahaha do ahhhah I hahahaha look hahahhaha like hahahhaha I am hahhaha ok??????hahahhahahhahahah!! Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, I just wish you would tell me what is so funny....ahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this why they call it the 13th.....be back ahahahhahahahha!!!
We're Off...Don't even fuckin ask, where I have been?? You ready for a normal day in the life of a Simpleton..Get up to a Pine Fly, they are more aggressive than the normal shit eaters, almost wreck my TV swingin at this annoying son-of-a-bitch...Emails, still not working, two more hours fuckin with that...Go to the bank to open up a new account...Yes Ernest do you have the articles of Corporation?? Oh yeah, their in my fuckin head that was 25 years ago..Sorry we can't open an account without them..I'll be right back...back to the bunker...Emails are working..back to the bank...Oh good Ernest you found them...Uh, do you have your registration papers from the State...Ain't they in that corporate bullshit?? Uh no Ernest, that would be a seperate paper...What one paper?? You want me to find one paper?? Did you ever see the bunker?? I'll be back...back to the bunker...Emails are not working...Back to the bank...Is this the paper?? Yes sit down now we can get some work done...OK. back to the bunker, emails are working..Send and email to Drum Roll Easy..............................................................to Easy, and emails are not working....MOTHER FU!!!!!!!! Stop Simple deep breath...OK, sitting down, emails are working..start laughing...start laughing hysterically..Phil pops that bowling ball he calls a head in and says, what the fuck is so funny?? hahahahahahahahahaha!! hahahahaahha!! noth hHHahHHAH !!! ing !! hahahhaahhahaha E you OK?? hahahahahahaha do ahhhah I hahahaha look hahahhaha like hahahhaha I am hahhaha ok??????hahahhahahhahahah!! Yeah, Yeah, you look fine, I just wish you would tell me what is so funny....ahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this why they call it the 13th.....be back ahahahhahahahha!!!
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13 You say! Well you might be on to something there Simple I think 13 is a lucky number. We got to westover and what do you know there are 13 Foursomes of Toads.And what Hole do you think we start off on yep 13 it's a longgg par 5. There's a guy in front of us with the number 13 on his shirt and wait til you hear this My cart number is 13!!!!! Crazy I know, but anyway we are hitting up and i'm about 150 yards from the green I hit the Ball and it flies right into the trees and it bounces so hard it heads toward the Green it hits the top of the flag stick on the green and falls straight down and goes into the hole.Everyone was cheering i was jumping up and down. I was so excited and Babe says what did you get on that Hole? I was still happy as hell I said a 13. Shrugs and walks away.
Right up until you got 13 on that hole, you had me Plain..That is why I am Simple...Toads again, huh?? they are becoming a bigger memesis than this fucking parrot..last nite me and the menagerie, got our groove on to Under The Boardwalk, and that parrot was flapping around and shit on Blat..I told Blat don't fly off the handel..he jumps up on the stove in the hooch and flys off the pot handle..well let me tell you that fuckin pot went about 13 feet in the air, knocked down 13 acorns and landed on the, 13th pine tree leading into the Barrens...What the fuck it was as good as Plains story...Toads Hmmm, wonder how I can become a toad..I think I have to have a sponsor..Anybody know anybody that wants to be my sponsor...HAY SAMPLE, I BE YOUR SPENSER!!! Uhm, with all due respect Slat, the sponsor would have to be an American Toad...VELL, VHAT IST THE DAFFARENCE A TOOD IST A TOOD... Yeah, your right, why don't you make a trip up to the Yunk with me, and tell everybody that...let's jot it down for around July 13th...
HATOONA MATADA EVERYBODY...
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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