"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...All right you all know what to do today..AH ONE AND AH TWO AND AHHH HUMMMPPP!!!!! There bet you feel better.. Hey Phil, do me a favor call my niece Dawn, she is a chiropractor, I just threw my back out..How do you throw your back out?? This language is fucked up..One of my favorite subjects today.."HATE",, Oh yeah, I know you don't hate nothin..I get that a lot when I bring this subject up at social gatherings..Usually like too start it at a wedding table, or a barbecue, you know a setting where everyone is within a pretty close proximity to the conversation..Most of the time they are just elaborating on the weather patterns or what their kids or grandkids invented this month..Then I spring my trap.. I hit so much traffic coming here, that it took me an extra hour and two thousand dollars in gas. I hate that shit...Then here it comes...OH, My hate is such a strong word ,Simple..!!Yes, Yes it is Delores, but I really do hate those bullshit traffic jams and the price of gas...Oh well, that is just how you are...Personally, I don't hate anything..AH!! right into my trap...! Oh really, Delores you don't hate child molesters?? Well Well, of course I hate child molesters. Oh, ok then you do hate something..., and how about paying 22.00 a gallon for gas.. Is that ok with you...AH!! no not really, I hate the way these gas prices are out of control.. You know what else, Simple, I hate when I pull into the bank and somebody pulls in right in front of me and takes like twenty minutes to do their bullshit..I also, hate the fact that I gotta get up at five a.m. to go to a job I really HATE!! I hate my sister-in-law, that bitch comes over too the house sits down on the couch don't move all day, her kids run rampant through my house, screaming and yelling, crying. I hate when they come over..I hate the fact that she never cleans up, I hate my husband for allowing her to do this too me. I hate, I hate....DELORES!! easy honey, easy does it..I didn't mean to get you all riled up (smirking),, you don't have to explain to us..I hate a lot of things also..Somebody please call 911, Delores is in a perpetual sweat, and she is shaking uncontrollably, yelling she HATES, when she gets like this..Here comes the ambulance, here Delores let me help you.. Get the fuck away from me Simple,, I always hated your guts..!!!! Bring on some Hate...No Rules. but no Obuma Plain, you use him everyday, and I won't say I hate all politicians...!! yeah right..
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Don't you just hate that.......
Hate, a very strong word but, unfortunately there are a lot of things that I detest (another word for hate). Hated when I had to get up to the hated alarm clock while I was working. Probably the thing that I LOVE most about retirement is that I don't have to do that anymore. Hate obnoxious drunks (I really don't know any and if you believe that I have some much hated swamp land in FL that is for sale cheap). I hate ignorance and/or stupidity. Hate when someone asks me to try fish or something and says it tastes just like chicken. My reply is if I want chicken I'll order chicken. I could go on all day but have some things to do sooooooooo BBL. Oops one more thing I hate having to prove I'm not a robot with these stupid secret words.
I love hate..
I hate to Hate!But people make you hate.You know what I hate!people that point at their wrist and ask do you know what Time it is ? I mean I know where my friggin watch is! How would he like it if I grabbed my Crotch and said do you know where I can Piss1
And I hate it more when people say it's always in the last Place you look. No shit Sherlock if I founf it I still wouldn't be looking
Or when your in a Movie and someone says Did You See that ? No asshole I paid 12 bucks to stare at the celling wtf dude.
Or Grrrrrrrrrrrr people say Can I ask you a Question?You just did Dick Breath, and the answer was no
What really Pisses me off is when someone ask do you wanna hear something funny. No asshole tell me something that will depress the hell out of me.
And I hate typing why are the friggin letters all mixed up?
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