"Today Is The 13th Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Hey Happy Friday The 13th, and VODKADAY!! Hope you all have some great luck today and change that nasty tradition..Friday the 13th, was always that day where people would say this is a bad luck day..Phil says, any day you have bad luck is a bad luck day..That's why he is PhilOsopher..uhmm, makes sense too me. Don't put much stock in that luck stuff.. There are people that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that say what the fuck just happened!!! What I am trying to say is I think more in the logic realm that the luck realm, but if you think you got good luck and bad luck and all luck in between, I can dig that too..I don't want to get to contradictory on what I just said, but in retrospect it does seem some people are luckier than others..It's a tough one too define, because luck is more on the abstract side of logic..I do know one thing for sure, a lot of people really really believe in luck...You know me, I always wonder who the first guy was that came up with that word and concept..Little known fact: I believe luck was first exclaimed at the the Tower of Babble..that was where the ancients were building a tower to the heavens in hope of seeing God and they were very confident they could do this..Well God didn't really feel like seeing these bunch of morons at this time, so in his infinite wisdom came upon a solution.. He would make them all speak different languages (this is how all the different languages started), and this way they would not be able to communicate and therefore would not be able to continue building..There were two masons from Babylon that worked together every day, and they would lay stone and bullshit and shove each other, much like todays masons..Well when the shit hit the proverbial fan, and all the masons and cement guys and architects and bosses and kings and slaves started babbling in different tongues it got UGLY!! Stones were placed in the wrong sectors, cement wasn't mixed right, the tower started to shake and crumble, stones and slaves and bosses started getting tossed off the tower, then to add too this mess, it started pouring rain..Everybody was yelling and screaming out orders, but nobody understood them..Well it just so happened that Luke and Marcus that was the names of the two masons from Babylon were on the fortieth floor when it collapsed and they were sailing and landed on the twenty eight floor, they were both ok and Marcus looked at Luke and said in his new tongue, Luck are you ok? and  Luke looked at him and said, yes I am OK, and from now on I will be known as Lucky...Marcus only understood the word Lucky, because that is what he now called Luke, and the word spread fast that if you were involved in any kind of tragedy and survived it from that day forward you were known to be LUCKY.. You heard it here first at Plain and Simple....PHEW!!!
OK. on too business here at the Ville, broke a record for visitors yesterday, 182 marched through the Ville, if this continues we are going to have to either widen the dirt road or start construction on another road...The critters are up for that as they are all unemployed...
Gotta get on the road... As Phil would say, we ain't on the road the truck is...You know that right E?? Yeah Phil, how many times I gotta tell ya it is just an expression...Hey E, what is that expression shit and where did that come from?? Oh man, not today pal..I have babbled enough...
Have a lucky Friday the 13th.. I am sure the 57 Friday the 13th movies will be on tonight...
I won't be back for awhile...Whack on my main man Plain....Talk to everyone later....