It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off...Man, lots of visitors to The Circus at the Ville..I'm talkin record breaking..NO!! Blat quit smashing little Streebs albums....this language is fucked up...The Circus opened with a bang as the man on the flying trapeze went sailing off of the trapeze with his boys hanging out there, and smashed into Sammy's new tree..His weeping and wailing were heard down in Blue Anchor.. We strapped him on the Goat and sent them too a hospital in Camden..He may need a blood transfusion, he is going in with long black hair and a small dick, and coming out with nappy hair and a rather large member..., at least that is what I have heard...Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...The show will go on, as the lady on the flying trapeze took over last night and was a big, big hit when she blew out of her spandex uniform..big hit indeed....The clowns as always honked on into the night, the parrot was ARKING along with them till well past midnight..Bridget the Midget was too tired to perform, after her performance with the ring master...and the poodles owner was complaining that I made the jumps too high for, Fifi and Jammar..Fuck him.. I ain't workin for no circus, my whole life is a circus...
Back to the circus later..well after this statement...Plain, on the other hand, should be in a circus, that man is incorrigible, (he doesn't know what that means, and I ain't tellin him). He should give into his lifes calling and run the whole show..I could see it now...Plain up on a big drum or whatever that thing is the ring master stands on, it would go something like this..LADIESSSSSS AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNN!!! BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH...WE HAVE THE GREATEST PERFORMERS......HEY!! HEY!! YOU WITH THE YELLOW SHIRT ON, YOU HEAR ME TALKIN UP HERE, HOW ABOUT SHUTTIN YOUR MOUTH!! WHAT ?? WHAT?? DID YOU JUST SAY???...Now leaping off the drum or whatever that thing is the ring master stands on..grabbing yellow shirt by the shirt dragging him through the saw dust and bootin him out of the tent....LADIESSSSSSSSS AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!! BOYS AND GIRLSSSSSSSSSSS!! DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TOO TALK WHILE I AM DOING THE INTRODUCTIONS?? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!!! Yeah I could see it now...he would be one great ringmaster......if he wasn't constantly playing with his balls...
Hey the Phils go down 1-0 in 10 another ugly loss. Please hang in, I know they will be ok....Did we do A-Z Clowns...so what if we did, let's do it again..I will start as usual..I am a born leader...That's why I was a Lance Corporal for four years...
A-
B-BOZO
C-CLARABELLE
D-
E-ERNIE If that guy ain't a clown..who is??? Plain you say...
F-FEET They have rather large ones..
G-
H-HONK!! This is the language they use, it was first heard at the Tower of Babble..
I-
J-JOHN WAYNE GACY One angry clown..
K-KEEBLER The other half of ERNIE.. Wait a minute Ernie Keebler ain't a clown he is an elf...
L-
M-
N-NOSES They have rather bulbous ones..Sorta like the Drunks of Columbus,, oops, I meant knights.
O-OBUMA
P-POLLYACHI..SANG TO THE TUNE OF POLLYACHI THE SAD CLOWN, WHOSE LOVE HAS
LEFT HIM HIGH AND DRUNK...HERE IS THE TUNE...
NO MORE RICE KRISPIES,
YES THERE'S RICE KRISPIESSSSSSSSSS..AHHHAH HAHAAHAA AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH!!
Q-QUENTIN TARANTINO...Now there is a clown..
R-RONALD MCDONALD
S-STUPID. Is what I really think clowns are, I fuckin hate clowns...and I am also afraid of them Plain you
know this is true..
T-
U-
V-VIRGINS...Everyone knows female clowns are all virgins...little known fact....never mind...
W-
X-XIANG MAO...The famous 8ft. chinese clown, he roams the Orient in a custom made rick shaw..he is
one large clown.
Y-Y YOU SAY, Y THE FUCK DOES ANYBODY READ THIS SHIT????
Z-ZEBRA The stripes on Clarabell's skin..or suit.. See that is why I am afraid of them, I don't know if that is
a clown suit or their skin.....Where is the ball whacker when I need him??
I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it...(GAG)
5 comments:
Clowns, not one of my favorite subjects and you left only the following letters:
A - Adam, maybe he was not only the first man but also the first clown?
D - dumbasses, which all clowns are.
G
I
L - loudmouths, which all clowns are, oops I may be wrong on this as I think when they are in full make-up they don't talk but they still look like they have big loudmouths.
M - mouths (see above)
T - Tom Thumb hung out with a lot of clowns.
U - under the make-up they are still creepy.
W - Wizard of Oz - all the characters looked like clowns.
OK Plain and McFinnabelle that leaves G and I. I think one or both of you can come up with something for those two letters referring to clowns.
One more thing, Simple, Polyacci? Let's try Pagliacci! Don't tell anyone that your half Italian.
Lets see a clown with G or I hmmmmmmmm Launcelot Gobbo Greatest clown of all from the Merchant of Venice. And I hmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhhh how about that Ironbank Orchid a Clown from Australia smacks my hands together, easy enough. And Simple we did this not once before but like four times you clown! Get him strebor. Make him stop clowning around. Okay I have a game today soooooooooooooooo I'm outta here.
M--What about Mc Finn and his seals.....OAF_OAF_AOF
G---G Stringed Girls on the Side Show...
I----I love the Circus Peanuts..All Sugar abd different veggies shapes.....
I knew Plain and Finn McElephant Shit Shovel would come through for us. Great take on clowns, and Simple, like Plain said enough with the clown shit.
And ha ha Simple you are so dumb. You said I was incorrigble haaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm an Irish catholic so thats How dumb you are ha ha oh and na na na na!
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