I think today is the 32nd on my calendar.......March is one of the longest months we have...It follows the shortest month. What month is the middlest of the year? If you can get the answer you will win an all expense paid vaction to the Bunker at the Ville. Simple will be your host and the menagerie will see to your every needs.......So.......lets get crackin.......I heard that the Ville is applying for a Casino license......and they also want a circle put in. What else am I missing???????? Good luck........Starting a Zoo is a take off of the Ville...Royalities are coming........Golf Course rights are coming, perhaps Plain will be the Pro or at least the Cady Master.......Katie.....the ball girl......Floyd......Golf Shirt Master........Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain.......
Damn.......March is almost gone.............
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Wow, April Fools Day and we are back to the previous format! Will wonders never cease. Happy March 32nd all you crazy-assed citizens and critters of the Ville. ...those April showers bring May flowers and Spring Time, which is one of my favorite of all the seasons especially late Spring! Except this year the March Milds brought on the flowers. Crazy seasons; is God trying to tell us something. Like maybe, "wake up fools"!
Oops, someone pulled an April Fools Day joke on me as we are not back to the old format. I wonder who it was?
Must have been the Administrator....The Simple One Himself......April Fools Stuff....Trickery, Trickery, Trock
I got an April Fool for ya.. Me!! I am at a 7 eleven with Phil he is driving and wants to stop and get his wife some ciggies.. we are running late, so he runs in, I am on the phone sittin shotgun..he comes running out jumps in the wrong car and takes the fuck off.. I thought I was hallucinating.. slams on the brakes parks the car and gets in, like nothing is wrong.. I said, what the fuck dude, didn't you notice I wasn't in the car?? What car?? that car you just backed up and took off in, I saw you..You saw that?? Yeah man, I saw it...Well if you saw it, then you must have seen it...I give the fuck up!!!! Hey Plain take care of that bet will ya. I told you I liked Kansas...Man is incorrigable...I do know what that means Plain, but I ain't tellin you..
I knew I shouldn't of listened to you, You said Ohio State throws up my hands we would of had a winner.
And yes March is over and spring brings everything anew!Simple told me the other day i love Spring I feel like a newborn, I said really i have aches and Pains how is it you feel like a Newborn ? he said I'm losing my hair and my teeth and I just peed me Pants.Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a knee slapper!!!!!!
Remind me for next year's final four to bet on the two teams that Plain & Simple don't bet on.
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