It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Did we do clowns yet... First let me say something to set the facts right...I have to contradict myself sometimes...,(do you believe that shit).. I have not now, nor ever have been afraid of any fucking clown...They do not now, nor have they ever frightened me... Please just don't tell them....Thank You..
OK. On to bigger and better things...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!...HEY GENERAL, I AM THROWING A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MYSELF AT CJECKS FRIDAY 4/27.. MAYBE YOU CAN FIND IT WITHIN YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE TO STOP IN AND HAVE A VODKA AND CRANBERRY WITH ME...LOL!!!.....Don't worry I will monitor your Cranberry intake...
Alright back to normal, the circus left...The critters and McElephantShitShoveler, are working hard cleaning up the Ville...Me I am heading into Cherry Hill me and The Thrill are in a Trivia Game, he wants too see if we are smarter than fifth graders..I said are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!! OF COURSE WE ARE NOT!!!
Couple questions we got and I must admit the one I got wrong blows my mind..
They asked if Vermont was one of the original 13 colonies..Now, I can go through the thought process and say , they wouldn't ask that if it were..but for some reason I say YEAH,, BURP!! wrong, how the fuck do I get that one wrong, oh yeah I am Simple..
Next one was What Continent is Mt. Kilimanjaro on.. I got this one right...
Next one was What Great Lake Borders Indiana..Got this one right.. Shoulda been 3-3..pissed me off..
Anyway Phil got the middle one right...So now he has a big challenge on for today.. How do I get into this shit..They will probably kick our asses...Let you know later...Bring some Trivia if you are in the mood..If not don't..
8 comments:
Trivia, did you say trivia? I love Trivia, bring it on!!!
I can't I am playing a bunch of kids with Phil..He told me that Arche Di Triumph was a wrestler..I thought it was a restaurant on Arch Street..
Trivia you say ! I am a Plethra of useless information! Lets see hmmm
1 What city in nevada is west of Los Angeles?
2 What is the only Mamal that can't jump?
3 What nine word sentence uses every letter in the Alphabet?
4What super Hero was in every episode of Stienfield ?
5 How long is the life span of a Major League Baseball?
6 What is the only 15 letter word without repeating a letter ?
7 What was the name of the Plane Buddy Holly crashed on ?
8 Only two people signed the Delaration of Indepence on July 4the, who were they ?
9 What T.V. show showed the first Toliet on T.V.?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that should hold you kids for awhile. I'll be back
1.Philadelphia
2.White Men
3.Iambe cedef gijf Huikloom nopp qurst vewx yamz simple.
4.SuperFreak
5.1 home run.
6.Iamfryingmybrain
7.Burgerville.
8.Abbot and Costello
9.Mr Whipple.
Hey Plain why don't you give us something that taxes our brains...
Like ...Who put the bomp in de bomp de bomp de domp, who put the lam in the lam lamma ding dong, who was that man?
Well lets see Simple it was Frankie Lyman who put the ram a damn ding dong bows and walks away.
1 Reno
2 elephant
3 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
4 Superman
5 7 pitches
6 uncopyrightable
7 American Pie , it's why Don Mc Clean wrote the song
8John Handcock and Charles Thompson
9 None other than Leave it to Beaver
Hey Plain, I gotta check your answers, because Phil said mine were right..and if they are right they can't be wrong..I said what about Plains? He said they are right too..I said how the fuck can both of them be right..He said because if they weren't they would be wrong...........................................................................................totally fucking baffled man...
Hey congratulations to Plain and Simple and the citizens and visitors that make this fun.. I never thought it would be like this, I do have a good time in the Ville.....Over 20,000 visitors....Who reads this shit...
Wait People Read this shit ?turns Red and runs out!!!!!!!!
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