It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..Spider hunt last night..got three of them, rain stirs those baby's up..Phil said, how come it don't stir them down?? I told him if it stirred them down, it wouldn't stir them up...AHHHH!! NO,,I am starting to think like him...OK, the hunt is over until tonight, work on the road, work back here at the Ville..Now, there is a word, that I wonder about all the time..WORK!! why do we call laboring work, or something that we do to accomplish how we want to play.. In other words we work or labor, so we can eat, have shelter, pay bills, pay taxes, have fun, and then work so we can do it all over again... George Orwell anyone?? Wow, I just made myself depressed.., usually I make myself laugh..Hey look if that sounds narcissistic, I apologize, but I really do make myself laugh..What the fuck somebody has to laugh at me..I was gonna do hairdo's today, see, now who in their right mind would think of doing hairdo's.. well think about it you gotta do a hair do..chit haahahhahha.. OOPS.. didn't mean too laugh...OK, everybody remember hair do day,, gone tomorrow..chit ahahah..Stop it Simple, stop it...you are going to be 66 soon (I hope) Yo born in 1946 66 years old.. Look at those last three numbers...oh boy, hope that old Jersey Devil don't come hoofin around here this week.. I will head for the Yunk early...OK Hair Do's
A-
B-Buzz
C-Crew
D-Duck Tail Baby,, remember Elvis and the whole city of Philadelphia had them in the 50's.
E
F.Fro..Plain had a natural one when he had hair...oh chit hahahah
G.
H.Hair Do..
I..I gotto go.. continue on if you fell like it if not have a laugh with me.. Later....
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YO!!!!! DEAD SERIOUS 66 PAGE VIEWS YESTERDAY!!! I WILL BE PEEKING OUT OF THE BUNKER TONIGHT!!!
A----Afro
E----Extnesions---Never used them
G----Gel---Loved it
J----Ju Ju
K----Kourt K----Nice Bun
L----Locks
M----Mange---Critters haircut
N----
O----Oprah's cut for Simple
P----Perms---Always worked for windy days
Q----Qurly Locks
Good Mc Do, see you are on top of your game as usual..WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER..YOU HAVE RISEN THROUGH THE RANKS FROM CHIEF RECRUITER, TO CHIEF PHOTOGRAPHER, AND YOU HAVE TO TEACH THE SIMPLETON A FEW TRICKS OF YOUR TRADE..Hey Mc Photo, just go back through that rant I just directed at you, and look at the amount of cliche's...fucking amazing...
We are having a hard time hooking up. Let's try a phone call....1/2 hour on the phone with your puter in front of you and I can show you just how easy it is.....You will be a force to be reckoned with once you have picture control. Trust me Ray Charles could do it, it is Simple,,(haha). Plain as the nose on your face.....No shit...Call me when Phil gives you a 1/2 hour, then you will have a half hour if he gives you one...
Not too change the subject, but there are no rules correct...So, let me tell you about a column I just read..You ever hear of this guy Simon Cowell..he is that British fuck, that was a judge on Idol, now he has his own gig the X Factor..He reminds me of a typical Brit, self centered, egotistical, asshole..Now, look at that last descriptive adjective I used, because it is very pertinent to this comment..I actually just read that he credits the twinkle in his eye., to his love of colonics..Now, if I am not mistaken, colonics, has too do with the cleansing of the colon..which can be done in a number of ways..you could use ex-lax to blow out any unwanted waste, you could use milk a whatever, to have the same effect, or you could use Simons old fashioned way, The Enema, yep he likes to get the old lube tube up his British heiney, and let someone release the old hot tea flow so that it gets up in there and flushed him out like a new born baby boy..You tell me these fucks live on this planet..I really don't give or take a shit..how he cleanses his colon..LOL!! but my man, do you have to put it out there on the news waves..If you like enema's and cleansing of your colon that is your privilege, what the hell it is your colon, but don't you think these cleansing' s and the twinkling in your eye that they provide, should be addressed only in your bathroom, or in your case your cleansing room...I in my almighty Simpleness would just one time like to fill his enema bag, yep I would..I could see it now..OK Mister Simon I am getting your cleansing material ready, as I dump Ajax the foaming cleanser in the enema bag, along with some cayenne peeper mix, and some ammonia water, stir that bubbling concoction around with a spatula that when I pull it outta the bag the only thing left is the handle..OK, my man you ready, ahhh,,ahh,, you ahh are gonna have to ahhh plug up on your own there buddy, I will let the mixture flow..butter, you say butter, hey I got no problem stickin the insert in butter, but you have to take it from there...There ya go Simon, tell me when your ready, for your next eye twinkly...Ready!! here we go...releasing the flow..How ya doin down there oh great judge of talent....YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!! I SAW A TWINKLE IN THAT FUCKERS EYES LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EYE TWINKLE IN MY LIFE..I AM NOW RUNNING BACK TO THE VILLE..WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT JUST TOO GET A TWINKLE..MUST BE AN EASIER WAY....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????YEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! OH JUST SIMON GETTING HIS TWINKLE ON..YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!a hahahahh chit...
Couple of do's for the ladies:
Bee-hive
Feather cut
French Twist
Page-boy
Ponytail
We can hear Cowell howling in the ville all the way up here in the Yunk.
Sounds like Admiral Simon Cowell has reported for his fleet!I know when simple's mix gets done with him he will have a Wrinkle in his Brown eye, not a Twinkle.
Hair doos hmm looks like ya named them all, except the Box, mullet shrugs and walks away.
I rembered the Pompodour,
Pixie
crew cut
Jheri curl
Page Boy smacks my hands together that should about do it. I'm outta here
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