"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off....Anybody visiting please read yesterdays posts, so you will understand the importance of us doing CLOWNS again...Evidently the citizenry is conspiring to bring down the Simpleton, now we all know how Simple I am (blushing), and as Plain so callously remarked "DUMB" na na na na.. like a spoiled little kid.. The man is incorrigable, Streebor chimed in with enough about clowns.. GUESS WHAT PEOPLE, I AM THE POSTER OR AHHHHH HOSTER, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL ME PLAIN?? BESIDES DUMB lol!!! McElephantShitShoveler, is just mumbling something and shoveling shit.. He is the one I have too watch.. He never realizes we give him all the shit duties around here...OK on too Clowns.. Let me tell you clowns something..We haven't touched on clowns, clowns are probably one of the oldest forms of entertainment known to man kind...Little known fact, Clowns actually got their start in Romania In The Year Of Our Lord 1120..Yep there was this Count Dracula and he loved to be entertained, nothing entertained him more than a pretty neck or some joker from the village, tumbling around and getting cut up, on the broken glass that Dracula made sure was all over the floor..As these jokers or village idiots tried harder and harder to please the Count and make him laugh, as he was known to be one evil fuck, they started to dress up, first with funny looking hats with tossles hanging down and bells on the end of them, they also started wearing real tight pants and baggy shirts..The Count loved this and would chuckle and make remarks about their various costumes..they became known as Count Jesters, or Court Jesters..These morons would do anything to make this miserable bastard laugh..They started painting their faces and incorporating all kinds of weird ass people from around the land to help them in their quest...They would look far and wide and one of the freaks they found had a size 38 shoe, or socks that they wore in those days with the toes curled up.. They thought it would be hilarious if they would paint his face white and paint his rather bulbous nose red...they dressed him in the most expensive zebra striped outfit they could find and also tied a small goose to his side, so that he could stick his finger up the gooses ass (this is where the term goose her came from), and the goose would HONK!!..Dracula got all fucked up one night and started yelling Clourt Wester are fucking funny.. Look at that Clowt Jest. as he fell over and started grabbing at the jester with the big feet, he stuck his fangs into the foot and the jester screamed and stuck his finger so far up the gooses ass that sound that emanated from that raped gooses ass was CLONK!!! and between the Count's drunkin slurring and the gooses eye popping sound.. The word evolved into CLOWN...You heard it hear first at Plain and Simple...HEY ANYBODY COMING IN TODAY REMEMBER!
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clown.
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure my lines,
No one is there.
Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want,
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick send in the clowns.
Don't bother there HERE!!!
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year...
6 comments:
OMG the clowns are baaaaaaaack!!!!
BBL headed out to my monthly luncheon with my St. J's buddies.
Strebor..Isn't it rich.....
Simple has done a Soliloquy on Circus characters. He feels an inner need to project upon us the Clown subject. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM WHEN HE WAS A KID?....We were all clowns growing up but he seems to have the desire to keep the Clowns alive......Very interesting how he feels about them....Your responsibility Streb.....Say hello to Marylyn Cardin for me.......At St. J's
I read an interesting article about the merger of the parishes. The St. Joes and St Mary's parishioners said they would not go to St John's because the felt looked down upon for all these years by us. I never felt they were inferior, we were just the best and the biggest and the nicest Church in the area, except for St. Peter and Paul's.......Clowns......
Well Holy shit the saint Joe's peeps and the Saint Marys peeps don't wanna come to Saint Johns? What the hell we do without all 6 of them ?Smirks
And I know this for a fact Simple Count Dracula wont bite a Clowns Neck he did it once and said they taste funny haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhhhhh chit a Knee slapper, i'm outta here haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Finn McTherapist, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SIMPLE. His clown musings are all his own. Marylyn Cardin is younger than I am. Therefore, she is not in my sorority. However, if I ever do see her I will tell her you said hello. If I'm thinking of the same person I thought her name was Mary Ellen. All the parishes always thought St. John's looked down on them. I don't know where they got this feeling. I don't know anyone who ever downed the other parishes. It's sad what's happening but if you are a true Catholic does it matter where you worship? Nonsense, they are all acting like clowns.
The only time you should look down on someone is when your helping them up! Nods and walks away shaking my Head mumbling unless if their from St Joes or St Marys , smirks.
I'm done clowning around, and you are right Mcshovel..I still am a clown, and proud of it..HONK!!!!
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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