"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Plain, Plain, Plain you hateful little devil, do you really hate it when someone in the movies says,"Did you see that." Plain, I HATE to say it, but so do I.. I don't know about typing, sometimes I HATE it other times it comes pretty easy..True story, I wanted a skate class junior and senior year at Roman, sooooo I am looking at the classes, and see this typing class,,hmm that should be pretty easy, so I take typing for two years at Roman, and it is amazing I still remember how to do it (type that is)..Many a smacks in the back of the head by one Father Mauser...I had Dave Kilkenny to the right (R.I.P.) and Larry Kelly to my left..Mauser loved that row, he could test out his new karate chops every day..The great part about it was it was last period, and as soon as he wasn't lookin I darted out the door to catch the A Express..Ahhh!! I remember running out the side door at Roman and I would always look back and say, one less day I have to be in that place..Man, what you don't know as a teenager...then when you find out how good those days were it is too late..Yep, I went back to Roman in 1981 and asked them if I could get back in, the priest said you smell of alcohol.. I said, I am old enough to drink..I was just having a flash back and wanted back in, they told me if I wasn't out of there in five minutes they were calling the police..I said what happens if I stay for ten minutes..chit!! call 911!!! haahhah...
OK, Simple calm down, it wasn't that funny...One pet peeve I have here at the Ville, who the hell ever came up with that one, pet peeve,) hey jedi knight Plain explain that one for me will ya...Now, I forgot what my pet peeve was...I guess it wasn't that bad of a pet peeve...What the fuck is a pet peeve? I know whatever it is I got them? Everybody says is that your pet peeve? Fuckin right it is.. Is it your pet peeve? How about people that say they don't have any pet peeves? That's like saying you don't hate anything...saw what happened to Delores..One last note today. We all know by now, my real name is Simple, but my nickname is Ernie Keebler..Well I remember going out with a girl named Delores, and when I told her how I got teased and bullied (rubbing my eyes and wincing at the horror), about my name..She sympathized and said what about growing up with a name like Delores,, I said what was so bad about that?? You know ryming with a part of the female anatomy...I was like, oh yeah, Delores,, ahmm Delores, ahmm Delores...I'm sorry Delores but I don't get it..I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD YOU INSENSITIVE SLUG!! HOW ABOUT DELORES THE CLITORIS!!!! OH CHIT!! DELORES THE CLITORIS OF COURSE, HOW COULD I BE SUCH AN INSENSITIVE SLUG!! AHAHAHHA DELORES THE CLITORIS...OH MAN AHAAHHAAHH, .OK STOP IT YOU SIMPLETON, IT IS NOT THAT FUNNY!!... Simple you OK?? Yeah Phil if I wasn't ok, I wouldn't be ok..oh chit......
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I would be remiss if I didn't point out a great night in Philly sports. The Flyers (not a Hockey fan, but I know a lot of the younguns love their Flyers and that is a good thing.)they are getting whacked 3-0 and come back and win, that is a good win in any sport..
Sixers, what can I say, great coach, not great team. Some nice players, but they really needed a win last night and they got it..Going no where again this year, probably a first round playoff loss (especially if they have to play the Cheat), I still enjoy watching them, lot of young talent and I really believe one real good player away (Dwight Howard anyone??)..
Last But Never Least: FIGHTIN'S...If ever there was a needed victory this early in the season, last night was it.., not so much for the team but for those 200,000 goofs that are ready to jump off the bridge..Give it some time people, this is a really good team..Last night you had Halladay, against Johnson again, this time Halladay and the Phils prevailed..nice win early on, get back to 500 tonight and let's get it on..gotta start likeing Freddy Galvis, this kid is thrown into the fire and looks like the guys love him..wish the kid well..What the fuck happened to DOMINIC BROWN, where is he in the minors, not running out ground balls??..This is the number one prospect we all heard about not trading for two years..What the fuck has he done? Mayberry is in the bigs..Galvis is in the bigs..Where is NUMERO UNO??
I don't know about the rest of the Ville but I'm reeling over a story in today's news. A mother was told her baby was born dead. She asked to see the baby's body. So they took her to the morgue and when they pulled out the drawer that held the baby, lo and behold the little girl was alive. She had been in that drawer for 4 hours. It wasn't this little girl's time and God was with her. But doesn't this story give you a lot of faith in doctors and hospitals? NOT
That sounds like an Edgar Allen Poe book..Where the hell did that happen. Zimbabwe or one of those places. Don't even say this was the good old U.S.of A...........!
Right on Plain McPoe. No it was not the good old U.S.A. It was in Argentina, good old South America. However, it is still unbelievable.
Well lets see Simple What is a Pet Peeve mmmmmmmmmmPuts my elbow on my Knee and my Chin on my fist.Damn I hate these minor annoyances, and people asking stupid Questions,it really bugs me .Why is it always ask plain,i hate to be taken advantage of . just because i'm a Jedi knight. why dont they ask yoda or darth, or obie one Canobie noooooooooo it's always plain.
lets see where was I ? ohhhhhhhhh A pet Peeing Simple thats when you take your Dog for a walk and there is a Fire Hydrant or someones leg near by, nods and shakes my head yep, thats a Pet peeing alright.
And Simple you complain about your Nickname Ernie keebler and Delores the you Know what. Well Pffffffffffffft How about Terry the Cherry yeah how about that handle? The girls always called me that.So one day I said what does that mean and she explained it too me.So I ask well how do i get a girl? she said wear a speedo and put a banna in your trunks.Well I tried it and all the Girls laughed at me so did the Guys.So when I saw this girl again I told her you embarressed the Shit out of me. So she said come on let me see what you did.So I put the speedo on and the banana in them, and she laughs her ass off yelling not in the back !!!!!!! Put the Banana in the front.
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