It Was Post Time.
We're Off again....Look at the date, I have been hiding for 24 hours and find out we have till tomorrow to file those fucking taxes...People actually like saying, oh it is tax day...Haa ahha hah.. you know those fuckers are getting a rebate..I never knew what that meant..I do know one thing for sure, if you make under 100,000.00 a year, you should not pay one cent, not one cent, in taxes..Young people today living in a depression with two children a mortgage a car, insurances, gas prices, on and on, need every cent of 100.000.00 to have a descent life, which every American citizen deserves.. Why don't one of these doofus fucks trying to run for President, say that, and do it, he would be elected immediatly.. nahh, they will keep fleecing and fucking over the people until they bleed them dry.. Nice guys those politicians I hate them all..
Last night at midnight., I am reading about the killing of Al Alawiki or one of those assholes..and I was like having flash backs, and Phil says, you see the date on that paper (New York Post), oh yeah, yeah I saw it.. That's fuckin old man..Yeah, I know I just was reading up on it...No you didn't, you didn't know it was old...Sure I did.. no you didn't...did so....did not..did, didn't...Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here.......!!!!Hey did you hear the latest..The circus is coming to town tomorrow, yep, coming to the Ville.. Critters cannot wait to see the hairy lady..In fact Blat said he loves hairy ladies.. I tried to explain to him that this lady has hair everywhere, but he just doesn't get it...Should be interesting..In the meantime.
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS...
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THE CIRCUS I can't wait! I love the Circus.A friend of mine Laura set me up with her Roomate for a Blind Date. So we went to the circus and she was A real hottie but Didn't talk that much, kinda shy. So I ask her what she wanted to do first! She Responded well I wanna get wayed. So I take her over the the weight guesser and she gets on the scale and the guy says mmmmmmmm 118 and she smiles and gets on the scale and she's 110 and she won a prize,so I ask what next and she says I wanna get wayed , so we go back to the guy and he gusses corectly and we lose. I ask what about now? She says I weely wanna get wayed. So I take her back and the guy laughs and says 110. And we lose again . So now I figure this Broad is a dipshit and take her home. I gave her a handshake and left.Her girlfried ask how was the date and she said Oh Warua it was wousy.
And then there was the time I took my son to the circus and the elephant comes out and my son ask my wife what is that thing hanging from the elephant Mom? She says oh thats his trunk. And my son said no the thing between his legs Mom And she got all red and said oh thats nothing, I'll go get us Hot Dogs and Cotton candy.So he looks at me and said Dadddddd whats that between the Elephants legs? I said thats his Penis Son and he goes well Mom said it was Nothing!!!! I said I know SAon Ive spoiled that woman. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhh chit I love being a clown Claps and Taps.
Roamin around the Ville after TAPS,that's just like me and you Plain..That was some funny shit..I remember Waura's friend Weena. I wemember when you took her out, you said, she was always saying she wanted to get wayed...You should have wayed her yourself...
Well SWimple wiff i fnew she falked wiff a wisp, I woulda wayed her
But I wouldn't of been able to waye her fram waffing, I can wear it now Squeaming Ohhhhhhhh My Waddd wesss wees dont frop.Snickers and walks away
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you!
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