It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....Well get ready, because every day we will now be subjected too the misery that Scumdusky has wrought on his familly, the people of his community and Penn State, yep, Casey Anthony is way in the rear view mirror. Anybody remember her?? Scumdusky and the Monseigneur are now front and center. Sex Abuse of Children, it is rampant my friends, and these assholes don't seem too care, they just keep right on mocking this society and the parents and children that inhabit it, they prey on our children daily..It is a larger problem than you may think..I can end it oh, in about a day..Kill every one those perverted bastards, no second, no third chance, kill them publicly, if they need somebody for the job, I would be more than happy to accept.. I could slit their throats, blow their brains out, hang them, decapitate them, then head out to breakfast...Yep, be a pretty good job...This guy has about 150 some counts of child abuse facing him, and his fucking lawyer is going to prove him innocent..Look at his face is that the face of an innocent person? Why don't he just slit his throat or hang himself, or blow his fucking brains out, and save me the trouble...Plain and Simple's Law: Hurt a child in a brutal or sexual nature, you fucking die.....Plain and Simple..
Here it is the 12th day of June and what the fuck happened to March..Man, we are 5 months into the Year Of Our Lord 2012..I'm tellin ya people time does not fly, nothing can fly this fast...Anybody ever watch America's Got Talent? It is a throwback show, sort of a cross between the gong show, and American Idol..I don't watch every minute, but I tune in too some of the acts, because it is not just singers...They shot some dude out of a cannon, the fucking thing looked like it came off of a battleship...This fucker was airborne man...Too be quite honest, I wouldn't mind giving that a try...you think your nuts are in your throat when a chopper made a serious swoop, or a wild mouse threw you around when you were a kid...Think about being shot out of a a fucking cannon, or not..I might be the only one that thought that would be neat...I am going to sky dive..I have been saying it for years, and it is something I want to do...I just have to wait for Plain, so when I jump I can see his lips and cheeks trying to flap themselves over his head....Plain, maybe we could talk all the guys into a jump while we are away this year..We could practice off the second floor balcony with sheets, oh man, I am onto something here...We could get in the Guinness Book of World Records..The oldest sky diving team in the world..The General..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????, would have to go first..You know what, I have no doubt that he would...but myself, being a Lance Corporal, would have to wait along with Plain and Banana McFarlands, to make sure everything was copacetic, wind wise and other factors that play into jumping out of PLAINS...I know one thing for sure, it gotta beat that fucking golf game for excitement...of course your balls still come into play as they probably wind up somewhere in the general location of your wind pipe.....I can see it now..OK guys we have just reached 30,000 feet, and it is time to line up for your jump....Simple pipes up...Sir, Sir, how high did you say we are??...30,000 feet...That's awful high, can't we lower the PLAIN a little??..NO, we need this altitude so you can fly for about 10,000 feet before your chute opens....UHM!! what if it UHM has a problem opening...?? THAT!! only happens one in a million times.....Hey guys, fuck this let's go golfing!!!.......
6 comments:
hell Yeah Simple Sky Diving is on are Bucket Lists, so is Bunji jumping I'll show you the list on Vacation.
haaaaaaaa I got a responce to my E-Mail from the 5th District, it read like this:
Dera Mr Plain I have read your e-mail and Understand your fustration at the Youths playing Ball in the Area, and the Problems you encountered trying to contact the Police. As the Community Beat officer for your Street I would like to extend an offer od dissussing the matter Fully with you. Should you wish to discuess the matter , please orovide contact details, Address, Phone number,and when it may be suitable to Meet.
Regards PC387
Are you shitting me? Is this friggin guy serious ? This is The answer I sent back!!!!
Dear PC387
First let me Thank You for the speedy responce to my e-mail 24 hours and 12 minutes may be a Gunniess Book record for Police Station responces. And rest assured that I will forward these details to Guniess for inclusion in there next Book of World records.
Secondly I was delighted to find out we have are Own Community Officer. may I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills.In the 32 years Ive lived on Cathedral Circle I have never seen you. Do you hide in one of the Trees? Or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself?Are you the one with the acne and Moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a hand Basin? It surley only a matter of time you are head hunted By MI15.
While I realize there may be more serious crime taking place in the 5th District, such as smoking in a Public Place or kids falling because they have their Pants down past there asses. Would it be to much to ask a Policeman to ask these fucking Mutants to move there strange football game somewhere else. There's a Ball field at the end of the Block within spitting distance. If you wish to dicuss this further call me at 911-911- 9111. If after 25 minutes i have failded to answer, come to the back of the House for sale and find the 12 Failed medical Experments pilled up in back of the House.
Regards Plain
You go Plain!!!
Talking about sky-diving brings to mind one of a million Big "E" stories. When we were kids you know how stupid we were when it came to fasting for Lent. Oh, we weren't going to eat candy, smoke cigs, go to the movies, etc. etc. etc. All these fasts lasted for about 5 or 6 days into the Lenten season. Well, the Big "E" would always say "I'm giving up sky-diving for Lent". Yep, that's what he said and guess what he never broke his fast! R.I.P. Dad!!
LOL Great Stuff.......
OK, Plain time too assemble the troops..have a party at Cathedral Circle, invite everyone, at the same time the mutants or whatever these things are, are playing their soccer game..hate fuckin soccer..You can immediately dispatch the General with a fire hose...behind him you can have Floyd with the your fuckin flagged attitude..next Dave can whack them with his new golf swing, and pretend he was just practicing..next up the McFarlands can start yelling, that is enough to wake up the fuckin people down Pam and Franks.. after they are all holding their ears send Butch in to make friends with them...that doesn't work....Then send in Babe and Johnny Banana's, Floyd and Dave, You and the General, and the rest of your ivitees..Give me a call..let me know how everything turns out..
Problem solved!!!
Hate too close the Ville on a bummer but, Meere thinks he is now a cool Kat he is struttin around with his hair in a duck tail all slicked back and dyed black..he said he is grooving to some tunes..Where the fuck do I live..(I wonder how many people read this shit, and wonder the same thing.) Hey Meere..Meere..look at this freakin MeereKat, now he has Blat dancin with the drunken goat..Greeny and Sammy are flying through the trees..Wait a minute is that Under The Boardwalk I Hear...runnin out of the bunker, out on the dirt road...turn that shit louder Meere...!!!!
HEY!!
As the sun beats down and heats the tar up on the roof and your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire prooooofffffff UNDER THE BOARDWALK DOWN BYE THE SEEEAAAAAA YA!! ON A BRANKET WITH MY BABY THERE I'LL BE,,,UNDER THE BOARDWALK OUT FROM THE SON, UNDER THE BOARDWALK WE'LL BE HAVIN SOME FUN UNDER THE BOARDWALK,,BOARDWALKKKKK!!
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends..
UNDER THE BOARDWALLLLKKKK, DOWN BYE THE SEAEEEEAAAA YAE ON A BRANKET WITH MY BABY THERE I'LL BE........
TAPS.....
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