We're Off...We're Hot: he's hot, she's hot, everybody is hot, hot, hot...Longest Day Of The Year, yep, the real start of summer, and it is going to make it known..if you don't have an air conditioner,,get one...You see these meteorologists on TV, they act like it is the end of the world..There aren't too many of us that haven't lived through a summer scorcher..Seems like when you were younger that didn't bother you..NOW!! it is a little different..On days like these I think back to those landscaping days, and know that is a young mans job..Anybody working out there today., hydrate, my man, hydrate....Sooo, after today we start losing a minute of light a day..you know that old saying, and This Big Old World Just Keeps Right On Spinning...Nothing we can do about the weather and nothing we can do about the spinning..we are just visiting..On days like this it would be nice to take a vacation to Antarctica..Hey saw where Scumducsky's wife said she never heard any scream.. Think maybe he made his moves when she wasn't around? If she heard no screams, that is kinda what I think....Although, he may look like the biggest fucking duffus you have ever seen, he knew what he was doing when it came to fucking little boys..Die Scum!!!!! Better yet throw him out into society, and let him wander among the sheopl, see what they would do to him...now that would be appropriate, you would probably not get a shot at him, as the first guy that saw him would probably do him in...I would hope..
Do the Phils begin a run right here? I think this may be it..It is time too make a little noise..Start the engines enjoy the ride...Wait till you hear this!! YO ERN!! Yeah Phil...FORK LIFT DOWN, FORK LIFT DOWN..WE GOTTA PUT THE 1000 LBS. ON THE TRUCK...Sooo, just backed a truck up to the dock..it is about 2 foot below the grade..soooo we put a skid in the truck pallet jack the 500 lb. skid to the brink and Phil and Son start jockeying from the front me pushing from the back..down into the truck and onto a skid it goes...One more, heavier 700 lbs..got that one on easier...E YOU OK, YEAH, JUST PICK ME UP!! Let's get out of here...This is no way to be actin at 66...gotta wait till you are 70 to lay down on the job....Stay Cool!!!!!!!!!!1
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We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave, the temperature rising etc. etc. etc. When did the f_ _ king weather become such big news. We lived thru much worse; no air-conditioned schools, churches, houses, cars and OMG we SURVIVED! These young-uns today do not have the stamina we had and still have. Don't tell me I'm old when I tell these stories I don't want to hear it. I have trouble envisioning the youth of today running this country someday. I'm glad I won't be around to see it.
Yeah, Streebs, but I'll be around, remember only the good die young...I know one fuckin thing, I didn't need too load a 1200 lbs. on a truck without a lift today or any day.., hey we got it done...that is what we do...See ya later...gotta go get a transfusion..not blood...the cool beverage...lol.
It's so friggin Hot and only the first Day of Summer. Pffffft i just got done golfing Up at Arrow Head Gold Course. It's way up in the Farm Land. I'll Tell ya it's so friggin Hot the Corn Stalks were poping Popcorn!!!!!The Farmers up there were watering chickens down and feeding them ice because they were laying Hard Boiled eggs!!!!!!I got home and jumped in the shower when I got out I said to my wife I thinki I'll stay nude, what do you think the neighbors will say If I cut the grass nude Baby ? She responded they will say she married him for his money !!!!!! I got dressed throws up my arms and shrudges
LOL!!!!!
Plain you cuttin the grass nude, that should end any soccer game problems you had..the mutants take one look at that and they are history...!! Corn stalks poppin, pop corn!! Chickens layin hard boiled eggs!! Where do you come up with this shit?? You do make this place a lot of fun...hard boiled eggs out a chickens ass, now that is one for a..Little Known Fact..Yep, it was so hot one summer that this Road Island Red Hen, stuck her beak in the water trough and raised her ass to the sun, she was so thirsty that she kept drinkin for hours, her ass was still pointing toward the sun, her tail feathers lit on fire, that is how hot it was..her asshole was singed....the farmer finally ripped her beak outta the water and you could see she was fried...he put her in her nest, and as he was walking away she started to gurgle..then she started to grunt...the farmer, his name was Dick Marone, picked her up by her neck and could see that she was straining hare in the boiling heat to lay an egg...when she finally strained as HARD as she could and egg flew out her ass, it was the HARDEST Dick, he was the farmer ever saw a hen strain to lay an egg..It fell into the boiling sun and did not break..Dick, that was the farmers name picked it up and said this is one hard boiled egg, and he took the wrapper off it and ate it..he thought that if he put some salt and pepper on these kinds of eggs, he could sell them at double the cost of a regular egg...Yep, that is how we got the first HARD BOILED EGG, and how Farmer Dick Marone became famous..You heard it hear first at Plain and Simple...
ARGGGGGHH!! GIFF ME DAT FOOKIN VATER JAG!!!! ARK!! I NEED IT,,I NEED IT...BRANG BACK DAT FOOKIN VATER JAG YOU FOOKIN FLAYING SHAT MACHINE!! Hey Slat you OK?? NO SAMPLE DAT PORRAT TOOK MY VATER JAG...I hate that fuckin parrot...Come on in the bunker I got water...VAT ART YOU CRAZY SAMPLE, DERE IS VOODKA IN DAT VATER JAG...WHO DA FOOK DRANKS VATER ON A NITE LIKE DIS????
OK, back to the bunker, kinda hot out here, day is done, summer is here enjoy..Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends..
Phils and
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