It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Man, I leave this place for a day, and it is a disaster...Who the hell is allah akbahr, is he a new citizen...hope he has an American name to go along with that slapped face in some insane asylum..what the fuck man...Out with the Iron Man and Woman last nite...greatest friends a guy could have..Iron Man, informs me, that he is golfing with the Toads today, I said didn't you golf yesterday, he says yeah that was John Hobans annual golf tournament...OK..so you and the Toads are at it again tomorrow.. I am going to rack out at Iron mans house..we get back bout 11 and Iron Woman hits the rack..Me and Iron watch the end of the Phillies and he has yawned at least 20 times..It's about midnight..I say you tired...Nah, but I have been out for the last five days, want another cocktail,,,UHMMM why don't we hit it...Why it is only 12 O'clock, I think in the worlds of Iron Men, that is like a sacrilige to go to bed right around midnight..so one more it was.....I said don't forget you have to golf tomorrow..He says yeah, all the Toads are meeting here...I said HERE?? Yeah they will all be here at 7...I said, I am warning you, if they come up here and fuck with me, there is no quarter...So, just so happens I am making a head call at 7...and there is Iron and Mrs.Iron, looking like they just got off a yahct. All freshened up and ready to roll....My hair is stickin up, I just want to go lay down, but I know that the Toads will be in that room...I don't know if I dozed off or it was real...but I looked up and saw Floyd, and Plain, and Butch and Chuckles (who names their kid Chuckles), Monk and Demps...I immediatly grabbed my stomach and said, this has too be a bad bowl of porridge...I told that Ebenezer guy, hey fucker you think you had a nighmare., look at this bunch..Oh yeah, they were tellling me too rise it was time to Caddy...PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here..Whack on my friends, whack on..
Come on Phils, come on Utley, let's start to make the move...!!!!
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Struts into the Ville strut,strut, strut.Ive been sitting here since 4:30Am and a Post dont show up til 6:50 Pm !!!!!! Holds out my Hands,Simple whats up with that ? How do you think we will bring World Peace to all or spread Villeism across the world if there isn't a Post ? I mean COME ON MANNNNN just because you put on a great song for the Keenans and a Picture of you standing near the Shurekill River, I hope you aint getting like that obnoxious Obuma, or acting Like your King Simple now. I mean whats next Royal parties for the King?Next thing you know you'll be hooking up with the Queen. Haaaaaaaaa bet that make her take a Royal dump. Shake's my head and struts out of the Ville. Strut......Strut.....Strut
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