As they say at the race track..."It Is Now Post Time" Then a guy blows a bugle..I tried my hand at the guitar, and I really must admit, I am not good.. I also must admit that whatever I know on this instrument I taught myself. I never really wanted to get involved in any instruments where blowing was involved...., but with the guit I have had a ton of fun with it..good or bad, doesn't matter too most people at midnight...Speaking about midnight. Last night, I was once again at war, this time with the dreaded fly..I don't know where the dreaded bastards hatched, but it was like the AmittyVILLE horror in this fucking place, every time I nailed one, 10 more came to his funeral..Now, you may think I am a Simpleton, well, because I am..., but I now turned this fly thing at midnight into a game, instead of killing them, I wanted to knock them down, and stoop down and rip off their fucking wings and legs and make them a lay, or a walk...then I wanted to line them up and get the shotgun and fire one round right into the box that I was putting them in..I must have had 50 of the fuckers, some dead, some limping, some laying..I placed the box about ten yards away, and fired a shotgun blast into those mother fuckers...you may have thought a 175 Artillery shell went the fuck off...BLAT AND SLAT CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE HOOCH SCREAMIN!!! INTCOMINT!!! THE FUCKIN PARROT SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN!!!! SAMMY THE SUPER SQUIRREL MASCOT OF THE VILLE, CAME RUNNING OUT WITH HIS FISTS BALLED UP AND SOME SQUIRRLY LOOKIN CHICK ON HIS ARM AND DARTED INTO THE PINES, MEERE'S EYBALLS WERE GLUED ON MY SHIRT, AND THE GOAT WAS PASSED OUT...Just thought you would want to hear about the critters, they have been rather quiet during the summer months...
OK, welcome back Chase..If you will read my post of a few days ago, yeah right, I sorta alluded to the fact that his knees are chronic and we really don't know what kind of ballplayer he is going to be..He answered that question, of course for one game..This is not meant to be a cop out, what Utley did and hopefully will do for this Philly team can never be disputed..I said that he would be probably better off DH'ing somewhere in the American League (DH in one league, and not in the other, totally illogical.), I honestly hope that doesn't happen, I like that young man as a player and a person, and I as much as anyone would love to see him here until the real end of his career...I really don't know what will happen in his case...Come on back Ryan and Doc, and lets get this thing on...
Anyway, at midnight, I came into the Ville to do TAPS, and read all of Plain's innate observations, 0...and could not do TAPS, because it was midnight...so I said I would do a post, but I couldn't because it was midnight, does that make any sense..Of course (GAG)..anyway I left the Ville and went fly hunting and as we speak, one is staring at me from my puter..I honestly don't care if I fuck up my computer, I am killing this shit eatin bastard right now...@#$W$%^@*W%DW%$#@Q%^@$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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First you do a Post saying it is the 27th Day In May. Now you come romping in and do a Post saying it is the 28th of June not even lookinggggggggggggggg to see that Plain did a Post for the 28th of June. You didn't even read it or you would have put this fly killing under it. Throws up my hands no more Post from Plain I quit, this job dont pay enough anyway. Hops on my Tri-cycle and rides off into the sunset.
COME BACK PLAIN!!! COME BACK!!! WATCH THAT SOCCER BALL DON'T HIT YOU IN THE ASS..THAT WAS McCDON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS AT, THAT SAID IT WAS the 27th of May..he used my name...he is incorrigible..PLAIN!! ya gotta listen to me for once in your life. I promise I will talk to the powers to be too see if we can get you a new Trike..OK, good enough, oh pal of mine...HEY MCNEVERKNOWSWHATDAYORTIMEITIS...I thought it was May also!!!
Who knows what day it is...It is warm so it must be Spring or Summer.......Months????? 12 of them...where they Fall is my anomaly...Plain whacking it must be a nice time of some year.....Flies in the Ville it must be a no R month...don't eat oysters until at least September.....Vodka Day, always one of them each week, 4 a month, or more sometimes....5, March, June, August, November....WOW Lucky you.
Simple wasn't allowed to even Caddy the other day? All you want is to kill Gophers not golfers... The merry band of Marauders treat you like a second class citizen......a third class even.....No respect...just love....At least you didn't wake up with shaving cream all over you...this time....
Soccer player...just throw the soccer ball as far as you can, or hit it with a bat and the barking dog will follow it...Voila...two birds with one stone......
Hey McMixed Up, how did you know I woke up with shaving cream all over me, that was back in The Margate Days, now there are some stories.. I marched out of the room unknowingly, knowing, that I was covered in shaving cream..and there were like five girls at the kitchen table, they break out laughing..and somebody says. YO!! E you are covered in shaving cream..!!ahahaah..I can still hear those girls laughing.. I gotta think of something, E, hurry up think...that is when I take a scoop off of my arm and put it in my mouth, girls, girls, girls it is whipped cream, and it is sweet and delicious..the one guffawing the most, the one with the tutu on stopped laughing immediately. I said, oh you like whipped cream here have some, and I took a large scoop of the shaving cream of my arse and shoved it in her mouth..nasty, nasty when I was young...don't mind being laughed with, don't like being laughed at...for my penance I shaved my whole body...only kidding....!!
OMG, I'm remote for like 48 hours and there are two posts for today; one mis-dated post for yesterday; the critters, flies and Plain & Simple are running amok; Finn is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there. Must be the heat! Anywho, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! And, I still loves you guys!
Fly in the ointment, fly on the wall, ccome fly with me, fly me to the moon, and my all time favorite, shoo fly pie..yikes..
The Simple one is remote, will be back too the Ville tomorrow, left Blat in charge told him to watch over things...When I left he was standing in the middle of the dirt road standing over a rock, just watching it..what the fuck man.
Hey tomorrow be Vodka Day but it will be postponed for a party Saturday..
As they say here at the Ville.
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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