It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..OK, before I finish anything, let me start something..This Plain person that I have been so nice too our whole lives, has some how become inflamed and a lttle taken with his status here at the Ville..Let me tell you something Plain,, while you are out whacking your balls everyday,with the rest of the Toads... I am here slaving away at the Ville..putting up with your shit and that fuckin parrots shit, that you brought around here..You in your almighty incorrigableness (hey Plain, I don't know if that is a word, but pretty good Huh??) want a raise..NEWS FLASH!! THIS IS THE RAISE NAZI SPEAKING!! NO RAISE FOR YOU!!!!! Well there you have it Plain, whoever that Raise Nazi is, he said NO RAISE FOR TOU!! Plain you know I love you, and I am going to talk to that fuckin Nazi and see if he will at least spring for a new Trike...I hope you appreciate what I do for you around here...
On to more important issues...Syria, Eygpt, Greece, Libya, Iraq, Afghanastan...here is our daily salute at the Ville..FUCK YOU...Monroe Doctrine too time, pull our borders back to the Western Hemisphere, and let them fight it the fuck out..Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah, Ali Khomeni, Ali Ali fuckin Baba..Get our own oil flowing, bring back the manufacturing to the USA...and Fuck the rest of this world...See what happens when I don't have Vodka on VodkaDay!!! Calm down Simple there is plenty too talk about.. How about Flies...I hate fuckin flies so much I hate fuckin maggots...In fact I hate insects..just think if those bastards were bigger than us, think they would have any mercy on us...look how small they are and how aggravating they are at that size...HMMM!! kinda what my friends say about me...I have heard them whispering that, that little fuck can really get on your nerves..I think that little fuck is me...Like those big fucks never get on my nerves...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL WHEN I NEED HIM...??? I am done for awhile, escept for this one fuckin fly, I know it is the same one because he is the only survivor from The Fly Wars, here at the Ville the other night...This fucker is so big he has 27 eyes..he has a tatoo of the 82nd Airborne tatooed on one of his 28 legs...every time I pick up the bazooka to fire he dashes away..Ssoooo...it is back to war..I don't have anything else to do..So I THE SIMPLETON OF THE VILLE, NOW DECLARE WAR AGAIN ON FLYS..MOSQUITOS, AND ANY OTHER INSECTICIDAL MOTHER FUCKERS THAT ENTER MY REALM...BRING IT ON FREAKS, LOCK AND LOAD, BABY....OH,, wait insects uhmmm!! I have to leave for awhile...but don't go anywhere, because when I get back we get it on...ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! Man that fucker is getting bigger and bigger....
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Help Me......Help Me......Said the Real FLY;;;;;;;
Hey McFlypaper, I am getting a little sick of you and all this Mcshit this and Mcshit that...In fact you and Plain and these fucking critters and all these flies are on my last nerve..I have to do something profound...
Little known factf..Insects, come from the Latin word Bugium...it translated into bug or too bug..as to bother..but it also translated into the insects we know today as bugs...or people with the name Bugs..one of the most famous was Bugs MCFARLNADS of the Manayunk MCFARLANDS..Of course there was Bugs Bunny, and Buggsy Seigal..and Bugsy Martin, and Bugsy Byer and Bugs McGillicutty, and, I guess that is about it.. but what really bugs me is that in this modern day and age, we can control, weaponry, we can control, moon shots, we can control our TV's (to a certain point, I hate when that screen comes on at 3 AM and says You Have Just Entered The Twilight Zone) I always sit up and start yelling..GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY TV. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A TWILIGHT ZONE...Oh yeah Bugs..why can't we control them..You think the mosquito control commission works, Ha!! ask anybody that fell asleep in the Pine Barrens last night..as they are scratching the hairs off their bit up asses..ask if the GreenHead fly problem is taken care of in Brigantine, when some kid has a bite on his head that makes him look like the Elephant Man..ZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!! I GOTTA KILL THIS SON OF A BITCH...I can hear him, if I can hear him he is LARGE....there he is fucker looks like a bird..!!!
Sounds like you need a Mc Vodka. Profound you say.....Hey Plain, more profundities from the Simple One. He is on his last nerve....WTF are we chopped liver? Where did the chopped liver profundity come form? Liver and onions were an old time staple along with scrabble and catchup. What are we scrabble and catchup? Nope doesn't do it......Me thinks Simple needs a hug not a bug.....If you have those flies following you something is wrong. You got a haircut, right.......Coffee with sugar on your nuts,maybe......I think the hug is in order.....Plain, you are elected.....WOW what a weekend he has coming..........Good luck..
Profound you say hmmmmmmm why didn't ya ask sooner.........lets see profound..........Guns dont kill people husbands that come home too soon do.......I dont care what Women mind Icare what they dont Mind......Ive been Praying for a new trike but I was told God dont work that way, soooo I stole one and prayer for forgiveness.....And I wanna tell ya people have noooo sence of Humor any more My neighbor this arab Guy was shaking his rug out I yelled to him whats the matter Abdul wont it start ? Fucker gave me the Finger......shrugs and walks away.
PLAINS BACK !! RAISE OR NO RAISE!! I KNEW HE COULDN'T LEAVE ME...Uhmmm, Plain that was Aladdin with the carpet that could fly..Is Abdul maybe a distant brother or cousin..whatever, if he calls you on the carpet..tell him to fuck off and give him both fingers...VodkaDay!! what the fuck am I doing here???
I forgot to put a P in front of that imple...I mean S...What the fuck am I doing here today...???
I meant to put an S in front of the imple Pimple..fuck this, I am getting a Vodka///
OMG!!!
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