It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..What time is it?? Does anybody really care?? Sounds like a song...We are still runnin the roads, you know what that means.. Fill the truck go about 100 miles fill the truck again..Really my friends this is ridiculous. Something is going to happen and it is going to be ugly..You can only fleece sheople so much and they start to bleed, and the bleeding has begun...
Want to say that Fireman Nealy and Sweeney and their families are in my prayers. There are the true heroes in life, these guys go out everyday, and never know if they are going home that night..It only takes one tragedy like this too show how dangerous that job is..
On the other side of the ocean, the queen has given the duchess of cornwall, camille,the highest award a woman can be given, she is a grand dame in some kinda society, you gotta be fuckin kiddin..Here is a bitch that was fuckin prince alfred e. neuman, while he was married to dianna princess of whales..dianna used to call her the rottweiler, now she is a grand dame..fuck you..grand shame, that's what they all are..,and what really kills me is people love these assholes.., I just don't get it...Little known fact the duchess of cornwall used to be known as the duchess of cornhole, in royal circles , yep, that was her nickname, see all the duchesses have a duty, and there is a pecking order among duchesses..there is the duchess of wales, and the duchess of york, the duchess of berkshire, the duchess of knottinghamshire, all these duchesses are ahead of the duchess of cornwall, whose job in the kingdom was to feed the pigs..yep, that was her job and this is, how she got her nickname. See, the first duchess of cornwall went right into the pig pen with the slop and the corn feed and legend has it that she tripped and well the pigs went at her with snouts blazing and she was lucky to escape with her crown a little crooked..Soooo the duke of cornwall came up with the idea, that from now on when the tippy duchess went to feed the pigs there would be a hole built in the pen where she could just dump the slop and corn that way she wouldn't have to hang with the pigs anymore (he couldn't have sex with her, he told her she smelled to much like garbage). They called this little hole, the cornhole, thus she got the nick name the duchess of cornhole., The other duchesses would snicker at her whenever she attended one of the royal affairs, and she hated them with a passion..You really can't blame them, as she did kinda stink..Come to think of it maybe that is why the queen bitch gave her the title, she knows the history that goes along with it, oh chit the queen does have a sense of humor, camille is now the duchess of cornhole, long live duchess camille, the slut of cornhole...... None of the peasantry is supposed to know this little known fact so keep it a secret, but you heard it here first at Plain and Simple..
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Why The Queen must be having a Bad Heir Day,smirks. I heard the Two Dutches were fighting over their Husbands so they Duked it out and Camille went down for the Count,and that Gave Charles a Royal Pain.
Knee Slapper.........
To our fallen firemen "may your souls rest in peace and may you have life everlasting". Yes, they are truly our real heroes. God Bless All and their families.
As you leave the weary Ville today, remember, I don't. I get to stay and go check on the critters that totally devastated my bunker last night, kicking and snoring and having in the words of Blat..BADT DREMS!! They ain't gettin back in here, no way..not now not ever...KNOCK KNOCK,,KNOCK KNOCK,,SAMPLE!!SAMPLE!!VEE KNOWT YOU ART AVAKE!!LET UST INT!! Opening the door just a shwee (what is a shwee anyway, is that more than a dash?) look dude, go away, just go over too the hooch, and get some rest..I AMT SAMPLE JEST VANTED TO SEE IFT YOU VANT TO HAVE SOME VOODKA AND RAM ANT CELEBRATE VIFF UST...Ah,,oh that is what you wanted? uhmm, I don't think I'll be coming over tonite Blat, let me see what happens later..SLAM!! Phew!! I thought they wanted back in here tonight...Wait a minute, why was he wearing a crown, and celebrating what?? I gotta go over there...walking across the old dirt road, getting pretty lonesome in these old pine barrens..KNOCK KNOCK,,ARK! WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE WANT?? WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE WANT?? HEY SAMPLE YOU COME OVERT TOO HAF SOME VOODKA AND RAM..Ah not really Blat, I just wanted too know why you have a crown on your head, and what are you celebrating tonight?? OH DOT, I M FROM SLOVKIAN RAYALTY, AND MY CUZZIN FROM ANGLAND WAS PROMOTED TO GRATE DANE TODAY..I AM CELEBRATIN VIT THE OTHER CRATTERS!! You are Slovakian royalty?? SURE YOU SIMPLETON..YOU DON'T THANK DAY VOULD SAND PEASANTS OVER HERE TO LEARNT DIS FOOKED UPT LANGUAGE!!! SAMPLE WHY ART YOU STAGGERIN BACK TO THE BONKER?? SAMPLE!! SAMPLE!! Slammin the bunker door as hard a I can..He is royalty, ha!! If that don't help prove my point on what a bunch of assholes they are nothing will....That was some awesome news, gotta find out more about that family later.....Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..
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