It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...GET THOSE TAXES DONE, the Gregorian was nice enought to give you another day..Me and Phil took a Holiday, and will start up again tomorrow..Gotta get ready for the circus...Hey Plain, whack those balls as hard as you can, the circus is doing another performance around Jenkin's Neck, before it hits the Ville...Little known fact..Jenkins Neck is a town that used to be, I looked for Jenkins Neck many times and could never seem to find it. Finally one day in Buzby's General (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???) Store in Chatswort, I asked Amy the waitress where the hell is Jenkins Neck, well she goes white and tells somebody else to wait on me...That got the Simpleton's attention and I started my investigation..Here is what I found out..Seems old Hezekiah Jenkins was a rowdy old drunk him and Hooter Brown used to hang out together and cause all kinds of havoc in the old Pine Barrens. In fact when I first moved out here they used to say that Simpleton was drunker than Hooter Brown..Anyway I found out that old Hezekiah Jenkins gets all fucked up one night and fell into an old well South Of Chatsworth, when the few people that were around that house drinkin heard him screaming they went and fished him out of the well.. In his delerium he thought they had pushed him in, so he went and got his shotgun and played the old one two.., knocked off about 5 innocent people. Well when the Pineys got word of this they hunted him down like the cur he was, and hung him on a
Tree that they, nicknamed Jenkins Neck.. There really was no real town, just a tree, it took me fourteen years four months, three weeks, two days, and six hours to find this out...THINGS LIKE THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS WHY THEY CALL ME THE WALTER CRONKITE OF THE PINE BARRENS..and you all thought I was just some kinda Simpleton.. Carry on Citizens and Critters.. I gotta day off...
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Whew I thought you were talking bout Jenkins Neck Virginia, way back in 1640 to 1670 I loved that Place. Then I thought naw He must Mean when Mike Jenkins from the dallas cowboys hurt his neck in a Game on Nov. 14 2010. Cause jenkins was a real red-Neck hell he was married 3 times and still has the same in-Laws.He drove home after the game he hurt his neck and was pulled over by a State Trooper and the trooper said you got any I D ? And Jenkins said Bout what ?
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