"Today Is The 18th Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....KNOCK!! KNOCK!! (no this is not a knock, knock joke.), What time is it? Does anybody really care? sounds like a song...KNOCK!! KNOCK!! MR.SIMPLE!! MR. SIMPLE!! Is that you P. T.?? Yes, did you talk to your main man Plain...Hold on a minute, Hold on a minute...trying to pull this T shirt over my head, shit it is stuck, my face is sticking out, opening the door....AHHAAHHAHHAHAHAA...We all knew it!!! What P. T.?? What??  YOU ARE MARTY FELDMAN...AHAHHAHHAHHAH!! SLAM!!! Fuckin assholes...Your dead Plain..(Out Of Character...Yo T!! could you see if I knew how to do pictures on this blog, would that be fucking hilarious.)  OK, I just signed a contract with P. T. Barnum, I will do a skit with Joe Boyle, and Gene Wilder, and play IGOR..., Barnum thinks we can really fleece a lot of suckers...I can still hear him laughing..I personally thought Marty was a really good looking guy, I don't see what the fuck is so funny...It's not everybody that can say they look like Marty Feldman..RIGHT MUSTER!!..(Out of Character again, lol, you know Terry, how long are we going to do this shit..we have over a 1000 visitors already this month, and I can't even put my picture up as Feldman.. It does make me laugh every day.., I am as sick man..) OK, the circus is a raucous bunch, their critters and our critters got fucking loaded last night the goat is walking on nubs, as he wore his hooves down from making runs to the Pic-A-Lilly....Little known fact...Pic-A-Lilly is the most famous bar in the Pine Barrens.  I have people from Philly tell me they have actually been out there for wing night, which is every Wednesday, you cannot get in the place..What people don't realize is that the, corridor between Hammonton Rt. 30. and Trenton...is Rt. 206 and Pic-A-Lilly sits right on Rt. 206...This is the only bar open between the two towns on Rt. 206..That has too be at least a 50 mile stretch...Lot of place went out of business...,but the Pic is a Pine Barrens institution and so is our goat....Back too the circus...Everything is set up and ready to go. Tonite is opening nite, and the ring master got caught with Bridget the Midget,,yep caught, you know, caught...She said he threatened her with his whip and whistle.. Sure everybody is going to believe that Bridget. Everybody knows you got the hots for the big guy, you little skank...Anyway, should be interesting, the man on the flying trapeze already had an accident, and split his tights, yep, his boys are right out there..Should be interesting......