It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..PLAIN PLAIN, COME BACK PLAIN!!! Oh never mind, he is probably setting everything up for my surprise party tomorrow at CJECKS,, I figure I should surprise them with my presence around 2 P.M. this will give them enough time too put out all the (Do you believe I don't know how to spell au derves) well you know what I mean, those little hot dogs and that other bullshit they serve at 80,000.00 weddings that people can't afford...I digress...Yes this should be a spectacular event at Pechin and Shurs tomorrow..I am not supposed to know, but I hear there are a lot of celebrities coming to the party...Marty Feldman, will be there along with Forrest Gump and Jackie Gleason, and Louis Armstrong, Jimmy Durante...LOL!! Yo!! and we think we are good..Well, let me put it another way..Chris Morris is a professional, all I do is make him laugh..That kid actually thinks I am funny, he does better impersonations than Danny Gans, just ask his Dad..HEY BY THE WAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPEEDMAN!! NUMERO 70!!! YOU OLD FUCK... I digress..I should probably make my way up to the Yunk by 1, stop and see Dave, he told me he has something for me..(this should be good). I really want to see Tristan, Phyllis and Rodney, but don't tell Dave..He is the one taking me to the party..I will have to act surprised...Johnny Mc FARLANDS said, I will be surprised when nobody shows up.. Fuckin party pooper....Let the Birthday bash begin...Birthdays A-Z
A-Age.
B-BIRTHDAYS...No , matter what year you are celebrating it is a privilege not granted to everyone..
C-Card...what a fucking waste..
D.
E.E's Birthday tomorrow. , along with Kelly Keenan, Kevin Flaherty, Cy Casper, Kevin and Christopher Cmiel..(they are Speedy and Mimi's, Son-In-Law Bill, and Daughter, Margaret Mary's twins..She had them on my Birthday to spite The Speedman...LOL!!
Alright I am done enough with Birthdays.. You guys take it from here...
4 comments:
HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!!All who enter the Ville today..I am throwing a surprise Birthday Party for myself at CJ ECKS tomorrow..everybody is invited..2 PM will be appropriate..No gifts pleas..Cash only..
Thank You..Simple
Hor d'ouerves - I think?
Cake
Ice cream (or in Simple's case vodka and cranberry)
Balloons
candles
singing
clowns (there will be a few of them at CJ & Ecks tomorow)
friends (there will be many at CJ & Ecks tomorrow)
gifts
laughs
party hats
and last but not least, Blat, Slat,
Greeny, Sammy, Billy, Mere, and assorted spiders!
Well it 'pears Simple is preparing for the festivities tomorrow and Plain and McFinn are MIA. Hope you all had a good day, have a good night and a better tomorrow!
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky.
All is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh!
Ss a get together b birthday c celebrate cd decorate e hived day f fun g get tighter h happy I interesting j joyfully k. Kick asa party l lots of laughs m many good people n non stop laughs o off the wall p PARTY q quite. R rowdy s shindig t time will fly u unbrlievesble v very interesting w wild x Xxx y tinkers z zzzxzzz later
Post a Comment