"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Don't anybody give me any shit about Union Rags...OH!! never mind, I did that yesterday...that is not a good sign..I know one thing at the first sign of drool, I am heading into the pine barrens, never too be seen again. I will become the second Jersey Devil.. That's right I will be Devil II...Only this time no more Mister Nice Guy..I have a list of people I will haunt, they will see me in their dreams...I will have my head, (that's enough too scare the shit outta most people), the eyes of the goat, meere kat toes, parrot wings, and a Slovakian accent... I will tell them I am coming and hell's coming with me....There that should do it...No, I am not bringing the Jersey Devil II into the menagerie. I put up with enough shit around here...Kind of a knock down day, work and work.... Kentucky national champ, with that more than wondrous conceited fucking asshole of a coach..Can't stand that clown...
Let's get back too important business...Devils, Hell, all that kinda Inferno type craziness..Bring on some devil may care stories, should be fun, especially with this crew...YO!! to the eighty people that stomped through here yesterday, leave a devil story...we would like to hear from you...
Devils food cake...
How about Dante's Inferno, the seven stages of hell...WOW!! Dante knew his shit.. In reverse order, Islam has seven stages of Heaven..This is a good subject to get out of the way, before Holy Thursday...
How about those people that worship the devil.. I think they are called devil worshipers, yep, you can look it up..They actually pray too the devil...
OK!! enough, I have a devil may care attitude today and I gotta get too work....Hurry up and get this one over with as tomorrow is Spy Wednesday.. I'll see you later...
8 comments:
Hmmmm hell and Devil things huh ? Lets see there was two Nuns driving down this lonley road and the jersey Devil hops on the Hood of their car. the one Nun screams omg what should we do? The other Nun says show him your Cross!!!!! The Nun yells get the fuck off our Car you Asshole!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh chit I did it again.
Ya know why Demonds and Ghouls get along so well ? Cause Demons are a ghouls best Friend omggggggg stop me i'm hurting my hands from slapping my knees.
This irishman makes a deal with the Devil that he would do anything except sell his soul to Play better golf! The devil says it's a deal if you give up sex the rest of your life.Done the Irishman says. And he is playing great golf and the other members ask have you really made a deal with the devil and given up sex the rest of your life to Play better golf? He said yup I have, and this reporter ask what is your Name ? He smirked and said Father Mike O'Riley.
Demons, Devils, Ghouls, the world is full of them.
Osama was a devil, and he is burning along with his other 9-11 cohorts in hell.
Devil in the Blue Dress - you have probably known a few of them - I believe the infamous dress of Monica Lewinsky was blue, and she messed around with a ghoul.
Red Devils - good candy,
Deviled Eggs - good food,
Angels & Demons - a good book.
The Face of an Angel the Soul of a Devil (said by many)!
Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub(spelling?) - other names of the devil.
OMG get me off this subject.
The Devil is in the Details.....
666
Rosemary's Baby
Devil May care
May you be in Heaven a full hour before the Devil Knows you are Dead
Yeah, get this one done, because we start in on Holy Week pretty soon..You remember that week, most of it was spent in Church..but today we will give the Devil His Due, whatever that means..How about when someone sold their soul to the devil, like that Edwin Drood guy that Dickens wrote about.. he was one sorry fucker after he looked in that mirror. The mystery of Edwin Drood, even sounds macabre..I know when St. Michael The Archangel kicked him out of Heaven it was the first of The Angel Wars. Angels are really some neat beings. Don't know if you believe in them, but if you believe in the devil, you better believe in his nemesis The Angels...PHEW!! it's gettin hot in here...gotta check the heater..Hmmm seems to be OK...UHMMM, I'm gettin outta here for a little while..Gotta go cool off...ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
The Devil ya say ! An Irshman was in church and who runs in but the Devil his self,everyone runs out but the good Father and the Irishman.The Devil looks and says I understand why you didn't Run Father this is the House of your God and you pray against me everyday! But you Irishman why didnt you run like everyone else? Arent you affraid? The Irishman smirked and said don't ya recognize me? I'm married to your friggin Sister. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoooooooooooo who ohhhhhhhhhhhhh chit I gotta stop comin on here, I'm committing suicide I kill myself.
Devil Dogs
Devil May care attitude
you lil Devil
The Devil his self
knock the Devil out of you
I remember in the movie, "Tombstone" one of my all time favorites. The travelling show was doing a take on Faust in a rowdy cowboy bar, when one of the Cowboys take out his gun and starts shooting the place up, yelling I'll shoot that old devil in the ass..His name was Curly Bill, and the old devil got him in the end. If you never saw Tombstone give yourself a treat and watch it..It is great..Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, stole the show..
The critters want to know all about the devil, so Blat and Slat are telling them about the Slovokian Dobel..He of the mythical 12 foot stature and hooves that can stomp the bristol out of anyone...I just saw Greeny shit himself and fly into the hole...Sammy was already in there, and Meere just flew buy me yelling FUCK THAT STORY!!! Billy is too drunk to give a horn about any old devil...and remember what ever you do, the devil dd not make you do it..Goodnite and have a great day tomorrow..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
I'm here Huckelberry !
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