Today Is The 31 Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the marrin to ye Lads & Lassies And a fine Marrin it tis nods.Well I Lost Simple at 36th and 8TH street somewhere in  The Big Apple.he was Last seen with Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill and Dianna whom Ive met for the first time And her Last name fits here very well, and Her Beauty is only overcome by her Personality nods.Anywho the Night  got off on the  wrong  foot a lil bit when the Natzi Theater Manager tried to Bully us then Picked on me who was innocent of all wrong doings.Alough I was  out weighed by 75 Pounds I showed no fear and  said  we  arent moving anywhere and  we aren't doing anything  wrong but standing here, I was  then told  to move to the back of the room as  I was Blocking the doorway! I stated I was against the wall and the doorway isnt block and if anyone else comes in let them go to the back of the room(The Room was already full) and I said the only one blocking the door was you, and your the one  making all the  noise, so back off I'm not going anywhere!!!! And the this Theater Nazi Manager said if you dont I am calling the Cops and  having you removed!I stated get at least 3 ive been there before. And then to  my amazement Simple and  Thrill the  thrill from cherry Hill pulled  me  away and  said  Plain come on it's not  worth it.Calm down this  thru me in shock a lil as I was  never accomised to anything  like this being Civil.I looked around the room and  saw  the  whole audience starring I gave a discusted  look at the theater Natzi then  smirked  knowing  I could  beat the  shit out of her around  the 11th or  12  Round. so  she  closes the door  or  tries  to  then  they announce its  time  to enter the theater so I pulled  the door  open and  said your  in the way and  walked  in. The  Play  was  a  lil sick and kinda  dumb in  my opinion but  every Kid in it was  very good  with  what they had to  work with. Nephew Chris was  funny as hell as  usual and  it  was  a Great night.The only thing I dont know is WHERE THE HELL IS SIMPLE?

Today is the 30th Day of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marrin to ye Lads and  Lassie's I dont know  where Simple is so im Postin and Hostin but we are both leavin for the big Apple soon he maybe already on his  way. Hope we don't get kicked out this  time.Yeah we are doin the Off Broadway thingy today.So Finn start collecting  for are Bail money will ya, you maybe  getting a long distance phone call from us.With  that Ladies and gentleman, hoboes and tramps, one-legged animals and  bow-legged ant's I am exiting stage righttttttttttttt have  a great day .

"Today Is The 29th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Still running around the Ville, as fast as I can, with this pig chasing me. Plain you are incorrigible.. I don't have enough to deal with now I gotta deal with this poker, I mean porker.. Well, I guess in a  way we found, Truth,  no Justice, and The American Way..Sorta like one of those Super Heroes everybody is paying too go see these days.  AW MAN!! here comes that pig.  I never knew pigs were so temperamental. I guess their species is a little pissed off we eat everything but the OINK..Figure it out man, the pig comes in all shape and flavors. Hot dogs, roast pork, pork chops, ham, ham hocks, pickled pigs feet, pickled pig ears, blood pudding, boars head, tripe, sausage, scrappal, bacon, pork belly, jerky, snout wieners, pig tails (on girls), liverwurst, lung stew, won tons, pig tongue, and the ever popular fart of the pig with light gravy and a nose clip.. Could you imagine a pig fart after what these babies are fed.. No wonder this prick is so pissed, but why did Plain have too leave him here, ride him back where ever you got him.. I gotta enough varmints too keep me busy.. The Slavs want too put grease on him and try and catch him. He wants to catch me and take a bite outta my hot dog.. Not fun Plain.. Anyway if you guys can come up with anything too do with our Porker friends, this should be good, please feel free to extrapolate upon your knowledge of our friends. Let me start out by saying Porky and Petunia are mine.  Long live the pig.. OW!!! not this one. This bastard is gone down.   I hear the Slavs, here piggy piggy piggy.. They have a stick of butter in their hands. This should be good.. This little piggy went too bed......  

"Today Is The 28th And Last Thirstday Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.  Whack on Plain, Whack on.. That is my new mantra.  Gotta talk Phils again.  They gotta figure out how to hit these Giants pitchers, they are not going too see Barry Zito in the playoffs.  That game last nite reminded me of last October.. I  know get that rightfielder from Houston.  Sure can't hurt..  Anyway I think the Phils will be fine, shoulda, coulda, got a few runs last night.. Tonite should be interesting..
Truth,  a company has manufactured a Casey Anthony Mask, yep you heard it hear first on Plain and Simple,  25 dimes too go look like a fucking bitch that killed her child.  Only in America Kids only in America.  Also, saw they are jumping all over that Jeffs guy, you know the prophet who had 12 and 14 year olds as his brides.  Let's see what they do to this false prophet.  Saw where, His eminence dig that word, cardinal bevilaqua, is tellling the grand jury that he thought it was better to protect his pedophile legions than too take the second hand words of the parrishioners who were reaching out and telling of wide spread child abuse in his church.., this is a guy that believes in scripture. Well in essence aren't the scriptures written in the second hand as they were passed down from God to the Evangelists, and all of them were published long after the Evangilists that had written them had passed on.  That seems to me to be second hand words.  Sounds like his emminence wants too believe what he wants to believe, I guess that is why he is called your emminence.  I don't recall anytime during my studies of Catholicism where Christ was ever called anything but a preacher and teacher of his religious beliefs. I don't recall him having a ring or any kind of jewelry, let alone having people kiss it.. It is a joke..I do believe that these people will meet him one day, as he comes to judge the living and the dead, and they are going to have too tell him why they murdered and molested the innocent children of a once great society..Death and Destruction to anyone that ever intentionally harms a child, let alone molests and rapes them. It is beyond my comprehension, how a society that claims too be the greatest Country in the World can live with itself, knowing these kinds of atrocities are being committed daily..Child abuse seems too be the crime of the day.  You know why, look at the records of any of these non human scum and you will see that most of the time they are repeat offenders, brings Jaycee Stuggard too mind. (Hope I spelled that right) That freak that kidnapped and raped and impregnated her twice was in jail for 5 years for doing the same thing to a fourteen year old back in the 90's.  I just read where a guy in New Jermany (my nickname for New Jersey, there is a person for every 10 cops), has multiple sclerosis, and was growing some weed in his backyard, he was smoking it, to I guess, alleviate the pain or too forget about his condition. They put him in prison for five years. You gotta be fucking kidding me, and we the sheople allow this too continue.  If I ever do get a chance too retire, and I have a few years left, I actually want too take up the cause of seeing that these child molesting scum bags die or never have the chance to see the light of day again...I am not going to apologize for todays posts, because if we can be heard by over 8000 hits I am sure that these people agree with me..Something has too be done to stop this kind of abuse or this society is doomed.  There I said it.. We have too defend our defenseless, and these, children are just that defenseless. I will take criticism on any subject I talk about, as I am far far from perfect in many of my beliefs, as far as child abuse is concerned there is no forum..It is as disgusting a human trait as anything, that man has commited to his fellow man.. Be back later...Stop The Abuse Of Children Now!!!!!!!

"Today Is The 27th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Fightin's looking good.  Trade rumors swirling as usual at this time of year.  Worley looks like a keeper too me.  Of course I have seen many of these young pitchers come up during the year, and even in September call ups, and have phenomenal start only to become fifth starters or bullpen help, or relegated out of baseball. Bystrom comes to mind. I am sure you can think of a few others.  If there is one guy I would like to see them get it is the right fielder from Houston, Hunter Pence, he seems too be a fine young ball player.  Anybody else, I hope they keep what they got.. Old Charlie keeps cryin for a right handed bat..Mayberry should hit him over the head with his..The guy has been great since he came back up..I don't know what you guys think, but they have the best team in baseball, why mess with the best, but that is why I am in the Ville and Ruben and the boys are General Managers.  It is still fun talking about it with your friends.  That really is what makes sports so integral to me, sharing the games, commenting on what you think, sharing the game itself with family and friends.  It is definitely a chance too get away from the every day bullshit of life.. Keep smokin Phils you guys are fun too watch. On another sports note.  I see the eagles go to training camp today. Big fuckin deal, I don't know how anybody can be up Lehigh today to watch this shit..One last time. Please Beetlejuice (Lurie) Arnold Stang (Banner) Andy Piggy Greid (Andy Reid) Michael Prick (Michael Vick) Please, Please, LEAVE!!! take Cataldi, Morgani, Rhea, Eskin and the whole fuckin flock of Jerk Offs that run WIP 610., and too think years ago I used too listen too that shit..Many a morning in the truck, or car the first voice I heard was Cataldi, what a way too start your day.. No wonder I am a miserable prick.. I think Eskin put a story out there that Brett Favre was going to be the back up quarterback.. Please let that happen, I would love too see that soap opera unfold.. Can you imagine Mr. Retirement being a back up. Oh my, that ego would blow.. He would be on his knees on the sidelines praying too his God too make the dog killer pay for his sins, you know like a blown knee.. Welcome to Philly Brett (gagging).  What else, oh yeah chain game..I guess I'll give this another try..Hey give me some sports today.. Weigh in on the Phils and eagles. Like too hear your take..
tennis
ball
game
time
out
back
side
line
up
your nose with a rubber hose.
Hey I am catching on too the Chain Game!!!

"Today Is The 26th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Another month a stormin on.  Man, they can go fast. The Years really go slow..(gag).  As far as those comic books you read in grade school Jimmy Mc, if I had the closet full of comic books my Mom threw away when we moved off of Fleming, I would be a multi millionaire.  Oh by the way, they just made another super hero movie.  I think this one is Captain America.. They also are talking about doing a remake on Jaws (I guess I).  There is no more innovation in this Country..If Spider man grossed 600 million dollars, then stick with that genre until the sheople stop buying it.  Won't happen.  Look at Potter.  The movie industry is a joke, those actors that appear in the movies are mostly a joke. I must admit there are some great movies and there are some great actors, just not lately.. Same with music.  Those women singers are all selling sex, and marching, that ain't singin, it is a copycat of michael jackson, or that madonna, and all her clones.. Kinda sick of all of them.  Just liking the Phillies, and I kinda like watching that Deadliest Catch show.  I also liked Two and a Half Men, but Charlie or his bosses or both have seemed to have wrecked that.  So what is left.  How about those Philadelphia Phillies, they def. keep a guy entertained..  Now, just think football is back and I really could care less.  My used to be favorite game bores me too death, unless I have some action on it.  I was really hoping they would have stayed out all year.. Remember the strike year and the scab teams, what a joke.. Anyway if you have some time today, give me some of your old time favorite shows TV shows,  I guess we did this before.. I really don't know or care..Have a little fun here in late July of '11.

Today is the 25 Day of July in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads and Lassies. And a Fine Marrin it is.Teed off at 7 and was done by 9:45, Dont get any better than that.Where the hell are ya Simple?I'm tired of doing all the work here. Last i saw Simple was at sugar House Sat left him about 3:30 him and Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill.You needed 10 aces to beat that three of a Kind.For all I know they maybe still there.

          And Captain America took over the top spot at the Box office for the first week, Dethroning Harry Potter with an estimated 65.8 million smackers.So that leads me to ask >>>>>>>lil drum roll ezeyyyyyyyy who is your Favorite Super Hero and why?Mine was always a toss up between Superman and Mighty Mouse, I just couldn't figure out why superman wore his underwear on the outside.

Today is the 24th Day of July in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marrnin to ye Lads and Lassies hope  yer feelin well.Simple is on remote so I'm stearin the Boat, so lets hope we stay afloat, at least til I go on Remote.(A poem by  Henery Wadsworth Plain) And this leads me to ask ya who's yer favorite Poet and why? Now I wanna thank ya in Advance but ya can't use Henry Wadsworth Plain Cause (blushes) I hate complements.Also put in your top 5 Poets 10 if ya want.Anywho Mine is none other than Longfellow because of Paul Revere's Ride.My other favorites are.
1.Dante
2 John Keats
3 John Milton
4 Walt Witman
5 Emily Dickenson
6 Robert Frost
7 Shakespeare
8 Willian Blake

"Today Is The 23rd Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.

Mornin, doing a post this early because I woke up and have monkey mind.. You ever get monkey mind?  That is my term for the early morning wake up and can't go back too sleep syndrome.  Start thinking about everything bad that has ever happened or will happen too you in this life. The more you try too sleep the worse it gets.. Monkey Mind, I got it good this morning..  I figured if there is anything that can get me too sleep it would be taking a walk through the Ville.  I go outside the bunker and this wall of heat says, are you nuts Monkey Mind go back too sleep.. I walk over too the critters, and Mere is standing on his toes looking into Sammys hole.. Not that hole, the hole in the tree.  Yo Mere, what are you doing up this early.. Hattooona Mattadda fuck you Simple.  I got Monkey Mind simple.. This weather reminds me of back home in the Savanna's of Africa.  Aw, you homesick Mere.. Fuck no, I said this weather reminds me of it I didn't say I liked it.  You are one wise ass Kat. Look over at the Slavs they have an air conditioner purring away outside their tent, it is facing into the woods. I guess one of those piney green frogs is nice and cool.. I see their feet hanging out their tent.  They can't hang ten anymore, they only have 16 toes between them.  The goat is in there with them, smells like the small mammal house at the zoo..Greeny and Sammy are ARKIN and Whistlin away..Nice too vistit this fuckin Menagerie you people got me into.. Guess I'll go back in the bunker and try and see if I can nap for about ten hours. Hey Plain your probably just getting home from your card game.  HI!!!  Let's go hit the rack Mere...Climbing back into the rack, Mere is staring at me, his eyeballs are popped out but they are all red and bloodshot..Look Mere I came in Here to try to go back too sleep. Please quit staring at me and shut your fucking eyes..Just want too stare some more Simple then I will go to sleep.. Mere if you don't shut your fucking eyes in about 1 nano second I am going to poke them out with that sword over there. Don't get violent Simple, I am going to sleep.  Go ahead and shut your eyes Simple you know I am not staring at you.. Go ahead.. Hattooona Matadda Simple fuck you.. What zzzzz waszzzzz that Merezzzzzzzzz..Nothing Simple, got my eyeballs glued to his head.  I am going to take over this menagerie someday, and all Simple will do is clean up around here.  Oh, that is all he does anyway..

"Today Is The 22nd Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  VODKADAY, kind of a postponement again, as I have a Graduation Party tomorrow.  These parties are fun, and they keep me broke.. I got one a week.  I think they should start having them during the week, that way I could be broke by the weekend.. Anyway good job on the Creatures.. How about that one Danielle told me about with blue blood. That is weird.  I wonder what color Mere's blood is because I am about too find out. Last night 2 AM I wake up he is in his rack at least 4 feet away and his eye balls are on my pillow. Weird animal. I poked one his eyeballs and they immedietly shot back into his face. Tired having his eyes upon me.  That annoying parrot was ARKING about his new plumage. ARK look at my beautiful feathers, look at my beautiful feathers, and Sam was whistling through his lost front teeth.. It's like living in the fuckin jungle..
Today we will take a trip on the Sea, or See in Mere's case..Any stories about fishing. Oh man, I got some good ones on that category. Also A-Z anything to do with the Oceans or Waters, but it has too be peoples names. We gotta start thinking.. No big time rule just the way to play the game. Don't have to be in order, like that makes a difference.  I am ready to role.
Charlie Waters YA FUCKIN WHOO!! defensive back Dallas Cowboys.
Whalen Jennings YA FUCKIN WHO!! Country and Western Singer who was supposed to be on the plane with Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper, but elected to drive..
Fishburn, that black actor, can't think of his first name right now.
Goldie Hawn.  My slot playing partner out in Las Vegas...HI GOLDIE Remember Me???
Tear it up...

"Today Is The 21st Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Creatures, yeah there are a lot of them here at the Ville, but when you think about it, that original Ville had a lot of creatures also...I was wondering whatever happened to Big Foot.   I think the original Big Foot was Bozo The Clown, but then they started sighting these really hairy, tall guys in the Great Northwestern part of the Country, that sorta were a cross between a Gorilla and a Human.. Sorta a like a missing link..Little Known Fact,  when Bozo found out that they were calling these creatures Big Foot, he sued the news media for 100 million dollars, yep he had a patent on Big Feet.  Bozo's feet were so big that he had a funny walk sorta like stumbling, you know like on VODKADAY.  He literally tripped over his own feet, and that is where that saying originated. Bozo's law suit was thrown out, due too the fact all the lawyers thought he was just clowning around. Yep, that is where that saying originated.. Anyway putting Bozo's problems aside till later, Big Foot hit the papers and was soon to be called the American Yeti..The one disconcerning fact about this creature is, that he has never been caught. Don't you think that a 9 foot, hairy, man looking ape, in The Great Nortwestern Part of the United States would have been caught by now.  What the fuck they killed Bin Laden..  I think people like too think there are creatures out there that we know exist but they cannot be caught and remain a mystery.. That is alright, as there are creatures in folklore throughout the history of mankind, but until they capture or at least have photographic documentation of Big Foot, Sasquatch, Yeti or Abominable Snowmen, Bozo will remain the top Big Foot in The Big Top..  Creature Double Feature bring them in one and all.  How about the Jersey Devil, some people say it's me.  Maybe it is, maybe it ain't, but that's what makes creature believing fun.  Have some fun.. Me I am going to work...

"Today Is The 20th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Ah Creatures, more precisely weird or mythical.  Like I said I was watching Deadliest Catch last night, and two of those Captains went looking for a creature that was on a film taken in a lake in Alaska.  Tell you what it was the most authentic film I have ever seen, as far as these sea creatures go.. Long and swimming fast, with a tail motion different than a fish, also a head appeared to breathe, definitely not a fish, and way too slim for a whale.  What it was or could be is beyond me.  I am not big on the belief that giant reptiles from the dinosaur era are still with us, but that doesn't by any means mean that their can't be some survivors in these far away and deep deep lakes and parts of the oceans.  I am not even so big on catching one, as too getting a really good view on a camera. I don't think it is impossible.  On the land we have the Yeti or Bigfoot, I have actually known a few of them.. I used to have a Yeti working with me.  Not quite Yeti, yet not quite human.  We used to call him the Chicken, but he was more dinosaur than Chicken.  More on him later.  Little known fact, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, was a story about an amphibious Creature that also could walk upright and was almost man like in his visage..  That creature was captured on film for all too see.  There was a documentary about it in the 1950's, and they had actual footage of him attacking people in The Black Lagoon, yep, I saw it with my own eyes.  I was only maybe 8 or 9 and there was this movie house in the Yunk called The Jefferies, and they had it all on film and showed it too kids and everyone else.. I went home in a trance, I had never seen, hell I had never even heard of anything like that. I was a little shaken to say the least, but there it was on the big screen, and man could this creature swim.. What I found strange was, after everybody got too see The Creature From The Black Lagoon, you never heard of it again, The Creature or The Black Lagoon.  If anyone out there has any information on these types of Creatures or has heard anything about The Creature From The Black Lagoon, please feel free too share your knowledge here at Plain and Simple.. Let us know...

"Today Is The 19th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, late mornin, spent the early Mornin on clean up detail. Me and Blat, as no one else would help.. Blat was really into it, as I told him the faster we got it cleaned up the faster he could eat.  When we got done I gave him a hoagie and a beer. He ate the hoagie in 2 seconds. He said HOWT FUST VAS DAT ITTEN SAMPLE?? That was the fastest I ever saw anybody eat a hoagie Blat. PHEW!!  What is happening in and around the Ville.  Looks like these summer months are vacation time.  We are getting a lot of vacationers looking around, laughing and leaving.  I think, they think you people are nuts..Once again saw where they sprang Casey Anthony, 6000 times.  Doesn't this country have anything better too do, than watch an innocent woman walk out of a jail house.. I really can't wait too see the coalition she forms too find out what the hell happened to her daughter.. That should be her sole purpose here on earth.  I am waiting but I haven't heard of any rewards, hot lines set up, or anything to do with an investigation so she can find out if anyone has any knowledge or information as too why anyone would want too kill Caylee.  I hope she starts it soon, as that killer could strike again.  That mother fucking lying scum bag..Where is your daughters killer bitch..Look in the mirror. Whoa there's the killer..

"Today Is The 18th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, Evening, what is the difference.  Where the hell is Plain??? I think he really did think he got married, and went on a honeymoon..If he is golfing today he is fried..
Anyway made it back finally, and the place is a mess. There are not critters around, just trash and you got it, empty bottles of booze.  I did find a Slav toe outside my bunker and some goat tracks leading into the pines.  There were Fred Flintstone foot prints right behind the goat prints so, it looks like a chase was on.. Maybe the goat had his toe.., and he got the goats goat.. I don't know right now and it is too hot for an all out investigation. Later tonight I should find out.. Come back Plain, if you think I don't miss you, you are sadly mistaken, but if you are on a honeymoon cruise or still dancing down the ridge, I want you too know the Tuxedo police are after you. Your zoot suit was supposed to be returned today..Just keep doing the zoot struut boogie and fuck them...

"Today Is the 17th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Just wanted to say I am still remote, well I am always remote, but hope to be back to the Ville tonight. This is the quitest the Ville has been since we started building it.  Don't forget everything is still relatively new, and this is our first July. We actually are still getting a lot of visitors, and that is a good thing.  I think Plain thinks he got married.  I think he went to some Island, probably Alcatraz...  I will be back tonite. Have a good time in Calif. or wherever you are Plain.  Somebody said they saw you dancing down Henry Ave with some Spanish chick about 4 AM Saturday morning. I said that was impossible, he had his sons wedding that day.. They said, yeah he was in a Tux, sorta a cross between Terry, Plain, a Penguin, and Uncle Fester... LMBO!!!!

"Today Was The 16th Day Of July In the Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Goodnite,  Great wedding last nite.  Still out, I am hitting the rack.  Plain thank you and the family for a wonderful night..  We are truly blessed with our families and friends..  Ryan even included me in the toast in some way, everybody looked at me and started laughing, and he was looking at me and waving.  He didn't know I couldn't hear a word he said.. LOL
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."  TAPS.....

"Today Is The 15th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, July she will fly. Movin on. Baseball started up again last night.  It is hard to believe that this season is more than half over.  This Phillies team has brought a lot of fun and camaraderie to the old neighborhoods, and it is a good thing for family and friends too get together and watch this team play. We didn't have teams like this growing up.  The Phillies were pretty bad.  Enjoy this run, I think it will go on for some time...
On another subject it is VODKADAY, some work too finish up, then over the good old Ben Franklin, wedding time with my other family, The Morris's.  I am one fortunate human being that this wonderful family includes me in all of their celebrations and then some..They are the best.  Today I wish Terry and Linda and their son Kevin and his bride too be Kristan all the best this world can provide. I am honored to be part of their big day.  Having said that, Hey Plain what time does my chopper arrive?? You know I ain't driving..LOL!! See you later today. Hey guys chime in with anything to do with Weddings, you know sorta A-Z little game time..I'm going to try my abc's..
A. Altar (come on you have too have some kind of altar for a wedding)
B. Bride (come on you have to hava a Bride to have a Wedding. Well I ain't sure about any of these new laws.)
C. Cumber-bun.  (Something that Plain will be playing with for about two hours today..)

"Today Is The 14th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Hattoona Mattadda fuck you Simple.. Hey, Hey, Hattoona Mattadda Mere, UH what did you say?? Nothing Simple, you can't hear anyway.. Oh right you are Mere.. Where you going?? Big BBQ today.  Wanna Come?? AH no thanks Mere, got some work too do around here. Hey Mere let me ask you a question.  Sure Simple.. Doesn't it hurt walking around on your toes like that all the time? Nah, us KATS!! are used to it.. Hattoonaa Mattadda fuck you Simple.. Hattoona Mattaddda Mere.. There they go arms on each others hips one leg flung out then the other, singing and dancing into the pines.  What did I do wrong??
"I learned this, at least, by my experiment; if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."  I believe this used to be true, I don't know about now, as they are now squabbling over a debt ceiling in Washington, and Obuma has threatened the elderly once again, about their checks not going out, when in effect he should threaten his Congress, Senate and himself and all those fucks that are retired from their so called Political careers, with their checks not going out, they are the ones that fucked it up.. Don't pay those bastards for a year, none of them, what the hell they are public servants and most of them are pretty stable money wise, they all could make it for a year.  I hate threats and misdeed to the innocents of this country and the elderly of this country..  Who is this son-of- a-bitch to threaten anybody. He knows about as much economics as a first year student studying 101..  They really make me sick.. Somebody better help this goof because he is in over his head..  I got news for him.  People will get their checks, and his popularity if he had any just decreased some more.  Threats, what do you guys think of threats.  I say if you are going to threaten somebody you better be able to back it up.. People don't take kindly to threats..At least not the people I know.. What do you guys think of this situation. Oh boy, I just gave Plain a loaded weapon.. Later!!!!

"Today Is The 13th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Woke up this mornin, and there was The Mere Kat way up on his toes staring at me. He must have been awake for sometime as hi eyeballs were touching my forehead.  Hatoona Matadda Simple fuck you.. Hatoonna Matadda Mere.. What was that you said after Hatoona Mattadda??  Nothing Simple.. I heard something Mere, sounded like fuck you.. I would never say that too you Simple.. Listen we are having a BBQ today would you like to join us, we are going further into the pines at the lake with the little cabin.. I don't think so Mere. I'm just gonna hang around the Ville today.. These critters better get with the program I got a feelin they don't like me..They ain't doing me in.  I will booby trap their area and get them all if I find out hey are planning a coup..ARK come with us Simple come with us Simple. No thanks Greeny, just listen to everything that is said and ARK it up to me later.  Any more stories on famous Philadadelphians let me here them..
Not much for the All Star Game but the National League did win, when the Phils play in the World Series they will have home field advantage..That's a good thing..Later

"Today Is The 12th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Well Old John B. Kelly got my wise ass last nite.  Yep, about 4 AM I went sliding into the head at the Ville, scivvies just about clear and got the Old John B's.  Seems like what we talk about happens.  Maybe we should name this the Twi Light Ville..  I am getting sick of Mere staring at me, he says Hatoona Matada everyday, but then I think I detect a garbled fuck you.  I think they are planning a revolt against my Simple Ass. Last night my Simple John B, Kelly sliding Ass.. Even Sammy Grr's a lot more than before, and the Slavs do whatever they want.  Billy don't matter he is smashed all of the time, and just says NAHHHHH   NAHHHHH to everything. I told the Slavs that I was going to be keeping any eye out for anything strange and they tried to tear one of my eyes out.. Last night was bug night at the Ville, man I was doing battle, with spiders, and flying fucks that are only native to this area, the one was a jet bug, he could fly at warp speed. I was gonna call Plain and see if the Old Jedi had any info on how too kill a bug at Warp Speed.  Hey I gave you a famous Philadelphian last night one John B. Kelly.  How about you guys got any famous Philadelphians and any stories about them. Let us know.. Can't Wait. Be Back...

"Today Is 7/11/11 In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, WaWa isn't happy about that date.. YO PLAIN!!!!!!! I am remote, every now and then, like once a fuckin year, maybe you could find it in your black heart to do a post.  NOOOOO!!! Gotta go whackin.  You gotta be a wet whacker today.. I am heading for the Ville.  Talk to you later...

"Today Is The 10th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin. First time I have never been in the Ville enhanced before.. Enhanced is a much better word than drunk. Do you not agree.  Well let me tell you I am pretty fuckin drunk. Ha!! I forgot that I am remote. I am not even in the Ville and if I get the least little bit out of hand I am done.. Down Ripka to Butchies house, who won't open the door, and then what sleep down the rocks.. OK I ain't getting into the where withals of where I have or have not slept.  To Have Or Have Not, one of my favorite Ernest Hemingway Novels, but if you want to read the best.  "The Sun Also Rises." one great read by one great writer.  Yo, I gotta go, I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about.  That is what I love about being enhanced.  A drunk could never do this and remember that he did it.. I don't remember doing TAPS. Took me fourteen keys to find the T for TAPS. I am outta here...I was just ready too do TAPS again and Strebor said you already did TAPS, but she don't think I am fucked up.  I don't get it, I am wasted.  Good Morning, have a great day and see you tomorrow. TAPS...................................

"Today Is The 9th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.. Saturday in July, numero deuce, there are 5 this year, along with 5 VODKADAYS, along with 5 Sundays, it won't happen again for 6 million years, in other words it won't happen again.. I just said 6 million years, I have no idea when the next time this will happen.  You have too take that up with Finn McCool he was selling something about everybody becoming millionaires if you passed this along too 40,000 people in the next ten seconds, if not your toes would be chewed of by a drunken goat, in the middle of the night, in the middle of the Pine Barrens, while two Slavs laughed at you..  Anybody, just walking through the Ville right now, will have no idea what I am talking about.  Well in essence how could they. Heading over the Ben Franklin today, seems like I am always heading over the Ben Franklin, but the tolls are a little more than a quarter..Plain is probably whacking away by now, his balls must be getting awfully tired of getting whacked.  That would be my plight in life or after life, come back as a golf ball.. Somebody whacking me into water, sand, woods.  Hitting me with woods and irons.  Sticking me on top of a tee and hauling off and whacking me like a red headed step child, or a golf ball.  I could see me now, oh no he is into his back swing.  Here it comes, oh this fucker really stinks, he whiffed.  OWWEEEEEEE!!!! he didn't even give me a chance to shut my eyes.  I like this part sailing through the air free as a bird.   THUDDDD!!!!!! fuckin trees, bouncing down the hill Bounce OWW!! Bounce OWWWW!!! Bounce OWWW! rolling to a stop.  Fucker stinks I am in the woods here he comes with his cart, yelling he can't find me. Good let me rest in peace.  Oh here it is, give me a two iron, what a two iron, he is going to whack me twice.. WHACK!!!! YEOWWWWWW!!!! I'm flying again that bastard really got into me that time. THUMP, Phew rolling towards that stinky fucking hole. Landed in one yesterday and it was all wet at the bottom..  PHEW!! didn't quite go in.  Give me a putter.  This don't hurt too bad, he just taps me in WHOAAAAA!!!! PLUNK.  Fuckin bug in here with me.  Nice shot there Plain, wait a minute it ain't bad enough I came back a fuckin golf ball.  I'm Plains fuckin golf ball.  I did drive the bus too hell. Let's get ready for the next tee.  Yeah, I am using this ball again, seems like my lucky ball. Yeah Plain you been hitting the shit out of that ball.. They ain't kiddin, every time I see one of those clubs coming at  my ass I shit myself.....Whack on Plain!!!! Whack On!!!!  Once again will be remote tonite, so somebody please take over TAPS.. If you get a chance today, and believe or don't believe in reincarnation.  Tell us what you will come back as in another life. Enjoy the Weekend...

Today is the 8th day of July in the Year of Our Lord 2011

Well Top of the afternoon to ya Lads  & Lassies and a Fine afternoon it is. There's rumors that Simple is on remote today.Shrugs, he sure as hell didn't tell me! I come waltzing in here looking for a Post and is there one ?Noooooooooooooooooooo so now off the top of me Head I gotta think of one.This is so not fair as I am not that smart, ive had teachers tell me my IQ is lower than whale shit.But if they taught where I went to school they couldn't of been that Good, smirks.So that brings me to  this, lets hear some of the dumb things you have encountered or heard in your life. thingfs people said did w/e works.heres one I rember told  by a friend Jack Conway, Jack was a roofer and bussiness agent for the roofers, he told  the story of  how  he got his  kid a job with  them and one  day he was up on the roof , the kid that is and  another  guy he was working  with had  gone  around  the  side of the building and  got  a ladder went to the top and pulled the rain spout  off he  reached up to clear the rain spout  out and  as  his  hand  comes  up  thru the spout  near the  roof top; Jacks  kid  only see the  hand and  he  runs  over and  yells to  all the other  guys Dan fell into the rain spout and  is  stuck.

"Today Is The 7th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Quite nite hear at the Ville, once I got Blat and Slat to quit hitting my rack.  I have some work to do around here, still pretty messy after the fourth.  They had the goat eat fireworks so he could shoot them out his ass.  He shot fireworks all over the Ville. Why anybody would do that to a dumb ASS goat is beyond me. Why anybody would write about it is other worldly, and why anybody would read it truly, BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND!! but that is life here at the Ville. Poor Billy his ass is so sore he keeps rubbing it on weeds, that I think are poison ivy.. I hope not, nothing worse than poison ivy up your ass. Well maybe a kielbasa.  Oh, No no no no!!!! not now Blat, I will grill some kielbasa later. Man they hear everything.  I think they should declare this week National Birth Week.  I don't think anybody is working and if they are they aren't doing much. The first two weeks of July are the two biggest weeks for vacation in the country anyway, so shut everything down for the week.  The Sheople would love it.  This Sheople would.  They would sell more hot dogs, more hamburgers, it would break records for sheople at the shore.  Do it, First Week Of July, National Birth Week.  A week off in honor of the Declaration Of Independence. Sounds good too me.  In the interim, all you people that are working or not working.  Give me some more vacation goodies.  I know Natalie and Charles will appreciate it.  They are home now, filing for divorce.  They pulled up to the wrong motel and while she was in there arguing they were in the right place, he unloaded the SUV.  When he found out it was the wrong place.  He took off for three days. When she finally got home with the kids he was sitting in his lounger with his feet up and a cool beverage watching the Phils.  He said, how goes it baby.   Divorce Court..

"Today Is The 6th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Damn Plain, I thought I wrote those last two post.  Your starting too sound like me.  Throws up my hands and walks through the trash..What can I say that I haven't already said about what I think of the verdict and the system.. They both fucking stink..
When I was talking about Holidays as they pertain too the Ville, I was trying to project what will go on, that is pretty hard too do around here.  We only started building in the middle of February, so we never really were dealing with long weekends and really any Holiday Weekends.  I think on those types of weekends, any citizen can jump in and help me and Plain, believe me as you all know we need it.  I say I am remote, but in a lot of cases I am airborne.. I got a pack on my back and I am gone.  I promise I will always do my best to tune into the Ville, sometimes remoteness and VODKA prohibit that, this is the way we will carry on.  I don't think it is a bad thing, I just think it is the abnormal progression of a place in The Pine Barrens that came out of the Sixties, as is being rebuilt by guys whose names are Plain and Simple, there are a few loyal citizens that don't live here, they have orange cards, there are some residents.  Simple is a resident, that is me, I live in a bunker I should live in a tree.. Plain is a non-resident, who just rides through here on occasion on some kind of tricycle and all kinds of weird clothing, and I'll say this real low.  Did you ever notice he only comes flying through here at night.  I always thought he had a little vampire in him.  We do have some other residents, here we go.. Yes let me introduce them. Billy The Goat, he is a real goat, he is an alcoholic, I drank with him in the Pines back in the 70's that is why he only has that one horn, he fell off the end of the bar and broke the other one, believe it or not it is a true story.. We have a mascot one Super Sam Squirrel.  I asked a question one day about if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there does it make a sound.  It is an age old philosophical question, and we decided that Sammy and his family lived in that tree and Sam said your fucking right it made a sound as it flung me across the fucking forest. We have Greeny the annoying Parrot, I said he or she was from Key West when in actuality Greeney was from the Green Parrot a restaurant on Ridge Ave. during the 50's and 60's Plain brought this annoying ARKING bastard back into my life.  I hate this fucking parrot.. We have two Slavs Blat and Slat who run around half naked.  I imported them from somewhere in Slovakia, so as too try and teach them this fucked up language, it is not working and they are not going anywhere.  Last but not least we have a Mere Kat, yes his name is Mere, he walks around up on his toes all day twisting his head like something from the exorcist, and screaming or singing Hatoona Matada, Simple. Well there you have it, Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was the Ville.  We will add on a few more residents as we move along,    maybe some more commenters, maybe not.  I know one thing.  We are going to have a good time.. If you can think of anything or anyway to improve the Ville throw it out there. I will ask Blat and Slat what they think..
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It is the 5th Day of July in The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marnin to ye  Lads & Lassies hope ye all had a good forth and didn't drink more than a 5th.I still dont know where Simple is the last report I got was he was seen with some mexican General Francisco Cherryeldorado!But to Strebor and Fin McCoolAs you all know the town of manayunk was named in1824 before that it was called Flatrock, it was changed by town conusel to a Lenape Indian nameManayunk which means (Place to drink )and in 1983 manayunk was Named A National Historic District nods yep it was. And this Lyceum Street you speak of nods I Know I know it's a lil known fact that Lyceum St. Is a 17% scale Grade down Hill and the word Lyceum has two senses ! 1.school for students intermediate between the grades 9 and 12.#2 meaning Public hall for lectures and concerts. And the back part of Polonia hall runs right into The African American Umbria Baptist Church right there where Tower Street Hits levering which turns into Lyceum and since polonia Had some of the greatest weddings, 5 dollar nights, banquets,fights known to man they said  lets name this wide ass wall !!!!! lyceum Street. Bows and walks away Thankyou Sister thankyou.

It is the 4th Day of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Happy Birthday America, Good Luck , and I wish you well in  your Future.

Today is the 3rd Day Of July In The Year of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marrin to ye Lads & Lassies the Suns come out and all's Quiet in the Ville. Ape-olen was captured late last nite when they all fell asleep drunk.The State Police weren't sure which one was the Baboon, so they waited and took DNA once the clan fell asleep.So Ape-olen is back in Great adventure! Greeny and Sammy are telling Splat and Blat they should go protest with signs outside Great Adventure and really show there ass.We really need Simple back here to restore order. Throws up my hands and walks away.

Today is the 2nd day of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the friggin Marnin to ye Lads  & Lassies I dont know if it's early or late for ya but it's late for me. just got home and I lost playin cards throws up my hands. But Fin McCool is right there's some Baboon running around in New Joisey some wheres.He's making a monkey out of the Law enforcement down there he shouldn't be hard to find. He's like 6ft tall long hair and  his arms go down to the ground and he has a big Pink ass and he is traveling by trees i mean come on he's not driving a Shelby  down the Garden State Parkway. Alough this weekend there will be alot of college guys hanging there ass out the window of there car the pink one should stand out.So if there is a sighting on this Monkey report it to us,I have Frank Buck and we want to return this Baboon to the pine Barrons right here in our own lil Ville. Simple will enjoy the company so will Blat and splat and the rest of them.Time for a  Nap right after I get my night cap. Poof

"Today Is The 1st Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, July she will fly.. Ah, just like May and June before her..Guess Who said POOOOOFFFFFF. Last night.  As far as I am concerned that says it all about yesterday, and June.  POOOOOFFFFFFF!! Gone. WOW!  Slow down you move to fast, ya gotta make the mornin last, just skippin down the cobblestones lookin for, well you know the rest. We were just runnin down the cobblestones, weren't we???  Well here it is VODKADAY!!! and maybe a trip to Sugar House still have another one left in me Plain.  I have been telling you all summer, you don't listen Plain maybe you have that ADD or something of that nature.  I don't know how many posts and TAPS I can do this weekend, so I would appreciate any citizen that wants to please jump in and help.  I might be on a mission for a day or two, too drink a few cool beverages at the watering hole of my choice.  Oh Man, crossed rt. 70 this morning and the traffic heading out to Long Beach Island and Sea Side Heights is miles long.  Have a great time sheople.  I saw one kid trying to tear his way out of a restraining seat, that Chuck Yeager couldn't get out of, his head looked like a Jersey Tomato.  I mean bright red and angry, the mother was leaning over the seat of the SUV, smacking at him or her, and her head was redder than the kids.  They will probably arrive at their shore destination by 5 P.M. hope the air conditioner in the SUV don't give out, and I hope the air conditioner in the rental unit works.  Oh yeah they had two other kids strapped in that were yepling it up pretty good, but not as bad as Yeager, he was freaking out man.  You figure they probably woke his strung out ass up at 5A.M. lets go Chuck we are heading for the shore for the Fourth Of July. There will be rides and miniature golf, and the beach, and fire works.  Wake up Chucky!  Charles I can't wake this kid up.  CHARLES!! CHARLES!!! What Natalie I am loading the SUV, can't you even wake a kid up.  I'll wake him up, throws a cup of cold water on Chucky's face.. Get up you little wretch.. Maria and Tommy quit fighting, I'm gonna punch you silly..  CHARLES!! CHARLES!!! What NATALIE, what are you having your PMS today.. Fuck you Charles, just load the SUV. I'll take care of everything else, you don't do shit around here anyway.. Well they started out on the right foot, I guess that means they were not militarily correct as that is left, right, left....So, now they are sitting in traffic with visions of Mcdonald's wrappers floating around their heads.. The windows are down, that mean no air conditioning.  Chucky just wants out of the whole mess, and Maria is straining so hard from her restraining chair to grab Tommys hair that she is chocking herself.  Natalie is fanning herself and leaning back in her seat, telling Charles she feels like she is going to faint.  Some guy just buzzed Charles on a motorcycle and gave him the finger.. Have a great trip to the shore and a wonderful Fourth Of July.. Be back later..