Friday, July 22, 2011

"Today Is The 22nd Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  VODKADAY, kind of a postponement again, as I have a Graduation Party tomorrow.  These parties are fun, and they keep me broke.. I got one a week.  I think they should start having them during the week, that way I could be broke by the weekend.. Anyway good job on the Creatures.. How about that one Danielle told me about with blue blood. That is weird.  I wonder what color Mere's blood is because I am about too find out. Last night 2 AM I wake up he is in his rack at least 4 feet away and his eye balls are on my pillow. Weird animal. I poked one his eyeballs and they immedietly shot back into his face. Tired having his eyes upon me.  That annoying parrot was ARKING about his new plumage. ARK look at my beautiful feathers, look at my beautiful feathers, and Sam was whistling through his lost front teeth.. It's like living in the fuckin jungle..
Today we will take a trip on the Sea, or See in Mere's case..Any stories about fishing. Oh man, I got some good ones on that category. Also A-Z anything to do with the Oceans or Waters, but it has too be peoples names. We gotta start thinking.. No big time rule just the way to play the game. Don't have to be in order, like that makes a difference.  I am ready to role.
Charlie Waters YA FUCKIN WHOO!! defensive back Dallas Cowboys.
Whalen Jennings YA FUCKIN WHO!! Country and Western Singer who was supposed to be on the plane with Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper, but elected to drive..
Fishburn, that black actor, can't think of his first name right now.
Goldie Hawn.  My slot playing partner out in Las Vegas...HI GOLDIE Remember Me???
Tear it up...

14 comments:

Plain said...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where the hell were you simple? I did a Post and now you have to erase it,I'm Going after the king Crab over there in england, I'll be back

Plain said...

And this is the last time im telling you it's Friggin July Not June.And now we are on east coast time and Im 3 hours early for everything.Throws up my hands and walks away.

Anonymous said...

so where do we get the translations for this?

Plain said...

well Anonymous read the other 174 Post and get caught up,orrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmm don't you pick it. Smirks

Jim Mc said...

Nice a double post today. Two minds thinking as one. No Vodka Day and crabbing in England. Good way to start off the day.
Being in the Navy I have plenty of stories but one that sticks with me is that I was on a training Aircraft carrier, cruising the Gulf of Mexico from Florida to Texas and teaching pilots to land for their first time. It was also home of the Blue Angels who practiced everyday. What a sight that was. I used to go over to the plains and you could see all the scrapes on them where they touched during practice. Anyway, when it was to foggy for the Jets to come out they would let us fly on and off. It was an experience I will never forget. Being catapulted off, flying aroud and then being arrested on the cables, gave us more respect for what those guys do. It was also fun sitting in the gun tubs with a case of beer and watching night ops with all the engines flaring off the ship in the dark of night. BBL

Strebor said...

Two posts - good job P & S - great story about the blue bloods - way to go Danielle. Good luck in England Plain.
okay here goes people with watery/fishy names-
Buster Crabbe
Danny Ocean
Veronica Lake
River Phoenix
Muddy Waters
Johnny Rivers
Zebulon Pike (yep a Pike is a fish)
oops just got a deja vu - did we do this before?
Anon, it would take a lifetime to translate this for you but thanks for asking.

Plain and Simple said...

Simple, Mr. Fishburne's first name is Laurence.

Simple said...

Anon, don't listen too any of them. If you want a first hand lesson in catching up, just refer it too this Simpleton here, and I will give you a crash course in lunacy.. It is a lot truth a little bullshit, some satire, and a lot of fun..Try and read back a few and tell me what you don't understand. This should be interesting.
Hey Strebor, one more time with the we did this before, you are talking too guys that don't know what day it is what time it is and I just put the 22nd day of June.

Simple said...

Sometimes this job, whatever it is I do around here, is really worthwhile. I can delete Plain's posts whenever I want. He wants me to teach him how to do it. He has no shot of that happening..He does a post today, the same time I am doing a post, but let's see what he does over the weekend when I can't find a puter or my clothes..

Strebor said...

Yeah, I shoulds knows better.

Eddie Fischer

Simple said...

You of all people should know better Strebor..
OK.. Names Names Names
Vida Blue Caught many a bluefish.
Charley Tuna...You can tuna guitar and you can tuna fish..
Jack Sharkey World Heavyweight Champion Of The World..
GoDolphin One of the six stallions that bred all Thoroughbreds in America YEAH!!!!!!!

Plain said...

Lets see ya got all the good ones....hmmmmmm Carrie Fisher. Brooke Shields shrugs Jacqueline Bass et giggles a lil.

Okay Simple i found out what that was up in the lake in Alaska, and wait til you hear this I was wrong nods I know I know hard to belive. But it wasn't the Harlem Globe trotters it was none other than Caddy Cadborosourus they actually caught one back in "31" it was in the belly of a whale they been around a Longggggggggggggggggggggg time <<<< did ya notice that long I did that for emphasis it's an old righting trick I learned with Billy Shakespeare when we would do the too witt and to be or not to bees and the where for outs.Anywho Back to the Cadborosourus they kinda look like a Horse fish and I'm not horsing around they have the head of a Horse and kinda have a tail but no arms ot legs so they swim byusing a snake motion. So there it is in Black and white right here on Plain and Simple

Simple said...

Hey guys gotta go.. Gone swimmin with the critters. Yeah right. Blat and Slat can't swim and Mere is afraid of water..It is pretty early so someone else can do Taps.....

Plain said...

Walks in starts doing taps, then moon walks off .gid Nite God Bless I'm outta here.