Thursday, July 7, 2011
"Today Is The 7th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Quite nite hear at the Ville, once I got Blat and Slat to quit hitting my rack. I have some work to do around here, still pretty messy after the fourth. They had the goat eat fireworks so he could shoot them out his ass. He shot fireworks all over the Ville. Why anybody would do that to a dumb ASS goat is beyond me. Why anybody would write about it is other worldly, and why anybody would read it truly, BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND!! but that is life here at the Ville. Poor Billy his ass is so sore he keeps rubbing it on weeds, that I think are poison ivy.. I hope not, nothing worse than poison ivy up your ass. Well maybe a kielbasa. Oh, No no no no!!!! not now Blat, I will grill some kielbasa later. Man they hear everything. I think they should declare this week National Birth Week. I don't think anybody is working and if they are they aren't doing much. The first two weeks of July are the two biggest weeks for vacation in the country anyway, so shut everything down for the week. The Sheople would love it. This Sheople would. They would sell more hot dogs, more hamburgers, it would break records for sheople at the shore. Do it, First Week Of July, National Birth Week. A week off in honor of the Declaration Of Independence. Sounds good too me. In the interim, all you people that are working or not working. Give me some more vacation goodies. I know Natalie and Charles will appreciate it. They are home now, filing for divorce. They pulled up to the wrong motel and while she was in there arguing they were in the right place, he unloaded the SUV. When he found out it was the wrong place. He took off for three days. When she finally got home with the kids he was sitting in his lounger with his feet up and a cool beverage watching the Phils. He said, how goes it baby. Divorce Court..
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Gotta vent - the psycho baby-killer will be serving a few more days until late July or early August. The judge gave her the maximum for the 4 counts of misleading the authorities which is one year for each count. Psycho has already served over 900 days, which will count for the sentence and then there will be added days for good behavior. Unfuckingbelievable! Saw a great sign today "somewhere in America a Village is missing 12 idiots". Are they going to pursue what happened to that sweet little innocent or should we just write it off that she chloroformed, duct-taped herself, climbed into the trash bags and threw herself into the swamp????????????????????????
We have the best judicial system in the world - NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strebor, you mean she isn't out of jail yet. What kind of justice is that. She was innocent on all charges, except lying to the cops about everything that happened. They can't hold her for that, they are wasting her precious party time. Plus, I am sure as soon as she gets out that she will start and try to find Caylee's killer or killers. I mean come on they killed her child. Isn't she going after them, or her or he or whoever the fuck did it. I would imagine her father would be right there trying to fine the murderer, as he is a former cop. They should let her go immediately so she can get on with her lifes work of investigating the killing of her child.
Sure she is! Right after she makes her millions on a book and other garbage spewed out there that will be eaten up by the rest of the idiots.
She will prolly open up a Day Care Center. the Morons In Fla. Deserve it.But I will say this The Prosacutation never proved there case they sucked.Do i think she put the baby in the trunk and she died? Yep, but the father lied the Mother lied she lied every time she opens her mouth, the sanatation guy lied and changed his story the cops yelled at him and told him he was a fucking asshole and dont call anymore and it was back In November 3 years ago the Sanatition worker told his son he was going to famous and real rich soon.And that he knew where the Body was and no one even knew there was a body then.
Will someone please fix that prosecution i'm tired
Hmmmmm Simple vacation Goodies Huh? Well lets see I can Sympathize with natalie and Charles. I rember driving to margate one hot summer July around the fourth. With none other than Mr. Will Rafter yep my man Pinky and we were smart we took the Black Horse pike I think it was like 850 Degrees that day.And we are half lit in the ass okay okay we were waisted.and it's not bad enough there were so many cars on the road there was construction going on. We are driving thru this work sight all of about 5 miles an Hour. there's flashing yellow lights and assholes with stop signs and slow signs, I'm yelling out the friggin window thats all we are doing is slow and stop you fucking Morons!!!!!Well this box falls off this flatbed in front of us, so I swerve and go around it. Here comes the cops lights flickering scrines blaring i'm like wtf dude?The cop walks up to the car and he said your reckless driving! I said your kidding right? he said no I'm not kidding I mean we were going so slow people were walking past us and I let him know that.He says get out of the car. so I do, and now the foreman and the guy the box dropped off the truck tell the cop what happened and i swerved to go around it.I mean it's a box about 12 x 12 and the guys got it under his arms and it says upholstary Tacks on it.So the cop i dont think he likes me at this point, he looks at me and says I could give you a ticket, I looked at him and said for what Tacks evasion ?He didnt like that and says did you see the flashing yellow lights at all ? Do you know the difference between flashing red and flashing yellow, me in my infinate wisdom said the color ? Now this dude is pissed and Willie is laughing.Now he says you were going too fast and your eyes are Bloodshot were you drinking? So not to be out done I said your eyes are glazed were you eating Doughnuts ? he had enough and said your under arrest you can no longer drive lawfully, I said you know what dude you are the cause of me going to drive unlawfully.I spent that long weekend in jail and for the next 5 friggin years I used my Address at Simples house I had a New Josiey Lic smirks and walks away.
Simple is once again remote so
good night friends, stay safe and well.
Great story Plain!
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
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